ktsp 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇳🇿🇦🇺
@ktsp.bsky.social
Multilingual Kiwi, living in Brisvegas. SDET, reader, mother. She/her
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How to have good hair:
- Have whatever hair, even bad hair
- Walk around like you have that hair on purpose
- Have whatever hair, even bad hair
- Walk around like you have that hair on purpose
December 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
How to have good hair:
- Have whatever hair, even bad hair
- Walk around like you have that hair on purpose
- Have whatever hair, even bad hair
- Walk around like you have that hair on purpose
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Marriage A-la-Mode, Plate V: The Death of the Earl, by Simon François Ravenet, after William Hogarth, 1745, 📸 by @evanvucci
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Marriage A-la-Mode, Plate V: The Death of the Earl, by Simon François Ravenet, after William Hogarth, 1745, 📸 by @evanvucci
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big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
Humble submission to @ifbookspod.bsky.social from my school secondhand market.
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Humble submission to @ifbookspod.bsky.social from my school secondhand market.
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Re: Epstein’s emails
November 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Re: Epstein’s emails
Was not expecting this much #Australia bashing in a podcast episode in my morning commute.
But I shall take it more as Sky News bashing, which is totally fair enough. As a new citizen, I need to concentrate on practising my croc wrestling anyway. 🇦🇺🐊
But I shall take it more as Sky News bashing, which is totally fair enough. As a new citizen, I need to concentrate on practising my croc wrestling anyway. 🇦🇺🐊
This month's bonus episode is about Zohran Derangement Syndrome, the dangerous malady infecting newsrooms across the globe.
Zohran Derangement Syndrome | If Books Could Kill
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November 12, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Was not expecting this much #Australia bashing in a podcast episode in my morning commute.
But I shall take it more as Sky News bashing, which is totally fair enough. As a new citizen, I need to concentrate on practising my croc wrestling anyway. 🇦🇺🐊
But I shall take it more as Sky News bashing, which is totally fair enough. As a new citizen, I need to concentrate on practising my croc wrestling anyway. 🇦🇺🐊
Yet another recipe book lying about how brown a #GlutenFree item with psyllium husk powder will be! But, these were a win.
Prawn and pork siu mai (home-made from The Very Hungry Coeliac)
Prawn and pork siu mai (home-made from The Very Hungry Coeliac)
November 8, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Yet another recipe book lying about how brown a #GlutenFree item with psyllium husk powder will be! But, these were a win.
Prawn and pork siu mai (home-made from The Very Hungry Coeliac)
Prawn and pork siu mai (home-made from The Very Hungry Coeliac)
Ended my (quite good) work week on a note of minor disagreement with a co-worker over a task that didn't directly involve me.
My brain is going to split the weekend between reliving the previous conversation, and preparing to discuss it on Monday.
Also my husband is away so I can't vent!
Damn brain
My brain is going to split the weekend between reliving the previous conversation, and preparing to discuss it on Monday.
Also my husband is away so I can't vent!
Damn brain
November 7, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Ended my (quite good) work week on a note of minor disagreement with a co-worker over a task that didn't directly involve me.
My brain is going to split the weekend between reliving the previous conversation, and preparing to discuss it on Monday.
Also my husband is away so I can't vent!
Damn brain
My brain is going to split the weekend between reliving the previous conversation, and preparing to discuss it on Monday.
Also my husband is away so I can't vent!
Damn brain
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In light of "Did Women Ruin the Workplace", these men are all still employed and I am not.
men in my office talking about "warm wombs" and "women as property" all fucking day today
November 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
In light of "Did Women Ruin the Workplace", these men are all still employed and I am not.
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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
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It’s spelt petits, you idiots
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Louvre jewellery heist carried out by petty criminals, Paris prosecutor says
The Paris prosecutor says four suspects arrested so far are
www.bbc.co.uk
November 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
It’s spelt petits, you idiots
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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With the measles outbreak reaching our kid's school, it was good to double-check how many doses of the MMR immunisation we've each had on my.health.nz/immunisations
Remember that anyone born between 1969 and 2004 only got one dose as kids and need to get one more to be protected.
Remember that anyone born between 1969 and 2004 only got one dose as kids and need to get one more to be protected.
My Health Record | Health New Zealand - Te Whatu Ora
Get your personal health information in one place with My Health Record. Immunisation records, COVID-19 test results, and report COVID-19 RAT results.
my.health.nz
October 27, 2025 at 9:47 AM
With the measles outbreak reaching our kid's school, it was good to double-check how many doses of the MMR immunisation we've each had on my.health.nz/immunisations
Remember that anyone born between 1969 and 2004 only got one dose as kids and need to get one more to be protected.
Remember that anyone born between 1969 and 2004 only got one dose as kids and need to get one more to be protected.
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Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
October 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
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FFS not more days
There is a list of steps people need to take in the next few days
British Gas urges people to prepare as 'four consecutive days coming'
There is a list of steps people need to take in the next few days
www.devonlive.com
October 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
FFS not more days
Pulled some newspaper from the back of a cupboard for table protection during an art project yesterday. It was so old that it had a positive article about Russell Brand 😔
(2009 in case anyone wondered though he always gave me the ick)
(2009 in case anyone wondered though he always gave me the ick)
September 29, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Pulled some newspaper from the back of a cupboard for table protection during an art project yesterday. It was so old that it had a positive article about Russell Brand 😔
(2009 in case anyone wondered though he always gave me the ick)
(2009 in case anyone wondered though he always gave me the ick)
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Hey NZ, I need you to know, democracy sausages are not free! They are not "treating".
They are fundraisers for the school hosting the polling place.
Go ahead, have more sausages 🌭
Electoral Amendment Bill: Submitters want fewer restrictions, more sausages www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
They are fundraisers for the school hosting the polling place.
Go ahead, have more sausages 🌭
Electoral Amendment Bill: Submitters want fewer restrictions, more sausages www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
Electoral Amendment Bill: Submitters want fewer restrictions, more sausages
The government's Electoral Amendment Bill has faced a deluge of criticism as submissions were heard at Parliament on Thursday.
www.rnz.co.nz
September 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Hey NZ, I need you to know, democracy sausages are not free! They are not "treating".
They are fundraisers for the school hosting the polling place.
Go ahead, have more sausages 🌭
Electoral Amendment Bill: Submitters want fewer restrictions, more sausages www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
They are fundraisers for the school hosting the polling place.
Go ahead, have more sausages 🌭
Electoral Amendment Bill: Submitters want fewer restrictions, more sausages www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
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i am seriously begging democrats to bring the same smoke to this story that they brought to jimmy kimmel being indefinitely suspended
More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
Hundreds of Alligator Alcatraz detainees drop off the grid after leaving site
As of the end of August, the whereabouts of two-thirds of more than 1,800 men detained at Alligator Alcatraz during the month of July could not be determined by the Miami Herald.
www.miamiherald.com
September 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
i am seriously begging democrats to bring the same smoke to this story that they brought to jimmy kimmel being indefinitely suspended
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One reason I do not think Trump is going to create a 1,000 year reich is because he failed to cancel a middling funnyman and immediately pivoted to trying to outlaw not having a headache.
September 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
One reason I do not think Trump is going to create a 1,000 year reich is because he failed to cancel a middling funnyman and immediately pivoted to trying to outlaw not having a headache.
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i respect how every tribute to robert redford is at least a little bit horny
September 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
i respect how every tribute to robert redford is at least a little bit horny
You guys I managed to put a typo into google in such a way that I got an AI result, some image suggestions and a single website result. I feel like this is the closest to a googlewhack one can get these days.
September 14, 2025 at 7:42 AM
You guys I managed to put a typo into google in such a way that I got an AI result, some image suggestions and a single website result. I feel like this is the closest to a googlewhack one can get these days.
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RFK Jr on his way to help Rudy Giuliani
August 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
RFK Jr on his way to help Rudy Giuliani
Probably the gig at Indigo, Cuba St(?) in 2004(?) where Flight of the Conchords were fundraing to go to Edinburgh.
(could have been 2003 but I left NZ mid-2004).
I also used to see Bret and Taika play in various bars around town but most wellingtonians my age can claim that 😁
(could have been 2003 but I left NZ mid-2004).
I also used to see Bret and Taika play in various bars around town but most wellingtonians my age can claim that 😁
August 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Probably the gig at Indigo, Cuba St(?) in 2004(?) where Flight of the Conchords were fundraing to go to Edinburgh.
(could have been 2003 but I left NZ mid-2004).
I also used to see Bret and Taika play in various bars around town but most wellingtonians my age can claim that 😁
(could have been 2003 but I left NZ mid-2004).
I also used to see Bret and Taika play in various bars around town but most wellingtonians my age can claim that 😁
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everyone is being unfair to mister trump. he finally found a new best friend after his previous best friend died in prison under mysterious circumstances a few years ago. he’s moving on and i for one am happy for him.
REPORTER: President Putin, will you stop killing civilians?
PUTIN: *taps ear*
PUTIN: *taps ear*
August 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM
everyone is being unfair to mister trump. he finally found a new best friend after his previous best friend died in prison under mysterious circumstances a few years ago. he’s moving on and i for one am happy for him.