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JB
@lamarbriarcreek.bsky.social
· May 31
Out on the road today I saw a String Cheese sticker on a Cybertruck
Little voice inside my head said what the fuck? I mean, what the fuck?
Little voice inside my head said what the fuck? I mean, what the fuck?
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If you ever feel useless, just remember that Connecticut has tourist information centers
December 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
If you ever feel useless, just remember that Connecticut has tourist information centers
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The Macy’s parade performers are like
JOHNNY MCHARMON!
ELLIE GROPPER!
DWEK CRUMBO!
BINGO X!
FROMP SHREK! and
BUSTA RHYMES!
JOHNNY MCHARMON!
ELLIE GROPPER!
DWEK CRUMBO!
BINGO X!
FROMP SHREK! and
BUSTA RHYMES!
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The Macy’s parade performers are like
JOHNNY MCHARMON!
ELLIE GROPPER!
DWEK CRUMBO!
BINGO X!
FROMP SHREK! and
BUSTA RHYMES!
JOHNNY MCHARMON!
ELLIE GROPPER!
DWEK CRUMBO!
BINGO X!
FROMP SHREK! and
BUSTA RHYMES!
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ME: I just thought it’d be fun to have music on in the background while I call my parents.
BLUETOOTH: Well, I’m glad you thought of something “fun.” But, to me, what you describe is “tortuously difficult.”
ME: It just seems like something you could do.
SONOS: I CAN DO IT!
BLUETOOTH: Well, I’m glad you thought of something “fun.” But, to me, what you describe is “tortuously difficult.”
ME: It just seems like something you could do.
SONOS: I CAN DO IT!
If My Bluetooth Could Talk
ME: Bluetooth, are you connected to something right now? BLUETOOTH: Yes! All connections made. ME: What’s connected? BLUETOOTH: Let me do a system ...
buff.ly
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
ME: I just thought it’d be fun to have music on in the background while I call my parents.
BLUETOOTH: Well, I’m glad you thought of something “fun.” But, to me, what you describe is “tortuously difficult.”
ME: It just seems like something you could do.
SONOS: I CAN DO IT!
BLUETOOTH: Well, I’m glad you thought of something “fun.” But, to me, what you describe is “tortuously difficult.”
ME: It just seems like something you could do.
SONOS: I CAN DO IT!
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Bring back burgundy sedans with cavernous burgundy interiors and rosewood accents. I want a car that drives like a bank.
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Bring back burgundy sedans with cavernous burgundy interiors and rosewood accents. I want a car that drives like a bank.
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David Byrne As Photographed by David LaChapelle Will Fix You. David Byrne Photographed by David LaChapelle for the New Yorker Will Solve Your Problems www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
November 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
David Byrne As Photographed by David LaChapelle Will Fix You. David Byrne Photographed by David LaChapelle for the New Yorker Will Solve Your Problems www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
CONFIRMED: Georgia Democrats have won their first statewide elections for non-federal offices since *2006.*
The two Dem challengers, Alicia Johnson and Peter Hubbard, have ousted two GOP Republican commissioners on the state's utility commission.
The two Dem challengers, Alicia Johnson and Peter Hubbard, have ousted two GOP Republican commissioners on the state's utility commission.
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop]
Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins
Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands
Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins
Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands
September 17, 2023 at 2:53 PM
[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop]
Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins
Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands
Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins
Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands
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Everyone In Symphony Audience Has Finger Cocked Under Beer Can Tab For First Sign of Crescendo
October 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Everyone In Symphony Audience Has Finger Cocked Under Beer Can Tab For First Sign of Crescendo
October 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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You Can Just Push Shit In Back Seat Out Of Way
October 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
You Can Just Push Shit In Back Seat Out Of Way
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(unions inventing sunday evening) we need a dedicated time to worry about the workweek
September 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
(unions inventing sunday evening) we need a dedicated time to worry about the workweek
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Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!
December 4, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!
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POV you’re the tv remote that i forgot to put within reach when i lay down
September 4, 2025 at 12:06 AM
POV you’re the tv remote that i forgot to put within reach when i lay down
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love this from @mitchtherieau.bsky.social on the difficulty we have historicizing Obama-era musical trends and how folk-rock in particular was “about the capture of social life”
The Tragedy Of “Stomp Clap Hey” | Defector
In 1971, the great rock critic Lester Bangs tried to imagine a time when the music of the recent past would seem alien. Projecting himself into the old age he would never reach, he pictured his future...
defector.com
August 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
love this from @mitchtherieau.bsky.social on the difficulty we have historicizing Obama-era musical trends and how folk-rock in particular was “about the capture of social life”
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"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."
August 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."
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🎶🎶 Deadhead sticker on a cybertruck 🎶 🎶
August 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
🎶🎶 Deadhead sticker on a cybertruck 🎶 🎶
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do you ever think about the sherwin williams logo
August 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
do you ever think about the sherwin williams logo
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Among the greatest promotional photos of all time are these for the 1990 television movie of IT, where it looks like a prestige legal drama about a firm of hot young lawyers and one associate who likes to dress up like a clown.
July 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Among the greatest promotional photos of all time are these for the 1990 television movie of IT, where it looks like a prestige legal drama about a firm of hot young lawyers and one associate who likes to dress up like a clown.
July 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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This is genuinely the news every day
July 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This is genuinely the news every day
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If you push this button you can park anywhere. Many people don't know this
July 2, 2025 at 3:44 PM
If you push this button you can park anywhere. Many people don't know this
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boomers watch animal house and root for the dean
The bar is high, but I think this is the dumbest anti-Zohran argument I've read so far www.nationalreview.com/2025/06/is-z...
June 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
boomers watch animal house and root for the dean