Land Moose
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Psalm 73
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Land Moose
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· Nov 17
RIDERS!!!
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the problem with dedicating campaign funds toward charitable endeavors is what if you lose and then all you’ve done is helped people in need in your community?
December 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
the problem with dedicating campaign funds toward charitable endeavors is what if you lose and then all you’ve done is helped people in need in your community?
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“Then they shouldn’t have voted for this!”
Bitch, Asheville is a blue college town and the county has gone blue for decades. I am so sick of this “if I pretend disasters only happen to red areas, it means I’m safe because I’m properly on the left!” No. You’re not safe. That’s why we save everybody.
Bitch, Asheville is a blue college town and the county has gone blue for decades. I am so sick of this “if I pretend disasters only happen to red areas, it means I’m safe because I’m properly on the left!” No. You’re not safe. That’s why we save everybody.
Hundreds of residents signed up for FEMA buyouts after Hurricane Helene. Not one has been approved.
Hundreds of residents signed up for FEMA buyouts after Helene. Not one has been approved.
More than a year after applying for a federal buyout, many North Carolina homeowners have heard almost nothing definitive.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
“Then they shouldn’t have voted for this!”
Bitch, Asheville is a blue college town and the county has gone blue for decades. I am so sick of this “if I pretend disasters only happen to red areas, it means I’m safe because I’m properly on the left!” No. You’re not safe. That’s why we save everybody.
Bitch, Asheville is a blue college town and the county has gone blue for decades. I am so sick of this “if I pretend disasters only happen to red areas, it means I’m safe because I’m properly on the left!” No. You’re not safe. That’s why we save everybody.
Realized earlier today it's been a LONG time since anyone subjected me to the posts of Paul Joseph Watson
oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
December 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Realized earlier today it's been a LONG time since anyone subjected me to the posts of Paul Joseph Watson
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If we were allowed to get drunk in church, there would be many fewer lapsed Catholics, I’m guessing.
December 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
If we were allowed to get drunk in church, there would be many fewer lapsed Catholics, I’m guessing.
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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Per Craig Ferguson: When you're about to say something, ask yourself
1. Does this need to be said
2. Does this need to be said by me
3. Does this need to be said by me right now
It's amazing how asking these will get keep you out of trouble (that is, if you actually have sense to begin with)
1. Does this need to be said
2. Does this need to be said by me
3. Does this need to be said by me right now
It's amazing how asking these will get keep you out of trouble (that is, if you actually have sense to begin with)
I’ve been trying very hard to not be an asshole as I get older. Often, that just means keeping my mouth shut and nodding along.
December 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Per Craig Ferguson: When you're about to say something, ask yourself
1. Does this need to be said
2. Does this need to be said by me
3. Does this need to be said by me right now
It's amazing how asking these will get keep you out of trouble (that is, if you actually have sense to begin with)
1. Does this need to be said
2. Does this need to be said by me
3. Does this need to be said by me right now
It's amazing how asking these will get keep you out of trouble (that is, if you actually have sense to begin with)
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We condemn the scandalous US visa ban on former EU Commisioner Breton and digital activists. Protecting democracy isn’t censorship. ✋🏼
Disinformation isn’t free speech. Europe won’t take lessons from those undermining democracy and free speech.
Here in Europe we set our own laws. 🇪🇺✊🏼
Disinformation isn’t free speech. Europe won’t take lessons from those undermining democracy and free speech.
Here in Europe we set our own laws. 🇪🇺✊🏼
December 24, 2025 at 12:45 PM
We condemn the scandalous US visa ban on former EU Commisioner Breton and digital activists. Protecting democracy isn’t censorship. ✋🏼
Disinformation isn’t free speech. Europe won’t take lessons from those undermining democracy and free speech.
Here in Europe we set our own laws. 🇪🇺✊🏼
Disinformation isn’t free speech. Europe won’t take lessons from those undermining democracy and free speech.
Here in Europe we set our own laws. 🇪🇺✊🏼
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Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost
December 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost
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I am trying to decide why I get annoyed by "try this American recipe" whenever I do Newfoundland food posts. My theories are:
1. It is an American butting in yet again
or
2. I'm sensitive about the Canadian way of dismissing NL outside of "do the accent"
Then I decided it could be both 🤔
1. It is an American butting in yet again
or
2. I'm sensitive about the Canadian way of dismissing NL outside of "do the accent"
Then I decided it could be both 🤔
December 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I am trying to decide why I get annoyed by "try this American recipe" whenever I do Newfoundland food posts. My theories are:
1. It is an American butting in yet again
or
2. I'm sensitive about the Canadian way of dismissing NL outside of "do the accent"
Then I decided it could be both 🤔
1. It is an American butting in yet again
or
2. I'm sensitive about the Canadian way of dismissing NL outside of "do the accent"
Then I decided it could be both 🤔
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The number of absolute weirdos in these replies, jfc.
Lady posts her Xmas dinner cooking plans. Does not ask for advice. Does not imply stress, overwork, or worry.
Weirdos: MAKE THIS! MAKE THAT! DON'T MAKE ANYTHING! DO THE ROAST THIS [WRONG] WAY! DO WHAT I TELL YOU!
As if they're fuckin invited.
Lady posts her Xmas dinner cooking plans. Does not ask for advice. Does not imply stress, overwork, or worry.
Weirdos: MAKE THIS! MAKE THAT! DON'T MAKE ANYTHING! DO THE ROAST THIS [WRONG] WAY! DO WHAT I TELL YOU!
As if they're fuckin invited.
Looks like I'm cooking supper for nine people now on Christmas Day, so adding in another side dish (cauliflower & broccoli cheese).
So I'll slow roast the, well, roast on Christmas eve, then cook all of the sides Christmas day, then I'll bring over to the inlaws.
Might do the potatoes there 🤔
So I'll slow roast the, well, roast on Christmas eve, then cook all of the sides Christmas day, then I'll bring over to the inlaws.
Might do the potatoes there 🤔
December 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The number of absolute weirdos in these replies, jfc.
Lady posts her Xmas dinner cooking plans. Does not ask for advice. Does not imply stress, overwork, or worry.
Weirdos: MAKE THIS! MAKE THAT! DON'T MAKE ANYTHING! DO THE ROAST THIS [WRONG] WAY! DO WHAT I TELL YOU!
As if they're fuckin invited.
Lady posts her Xmas dinner cooking plans. Does not ask for advice. Does not imply stress, overwork, or worry.
Weirdos: MAKE THIS! MAKE THAT! DON'T MAKE ANYTHING! DO THE ROAST THIS [WRONG] WAY! DO WHAT I TELL YOU!
As if they're fuckin invited.
There is an unprecedented number of Peanuts merchandise available this Christmas, rivalled only by the Grinch
December 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
There is an unprecedented number of Peanuts merchandise available this Christmas, rivalled only by the Grinch
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There is a place in Saskatchewan that decided "fuck all that bureaucracy, we'll build the bridge ourselves." Care to guess how that turned out? 🤣 building.ca/new-bridge-c...
New bridge collapses into river in rural Saskatchewan hours after opening
A rural politician in eastern Saskatchewan says he's at a loss to explain why a newly built bridge collapsed just hours after opening. Reeve Duane Hicks said the Dyck Memorial Bridge in the Rural Muni...
building.ca
December 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
There is a place in Saskatchewan that decided "fuck all that bureaucracy, we'll build the bridge ourselves." Care to guess how that turned out? 🤣 building.ca/new-bridge-c...
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Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.
December 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.
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From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”
December 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”
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grinch planet of origin
December 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
grinch planet of origin
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These people all go to rich people megachurches so they have no idea how freaky this looks to normal people
December 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
These people all go to rich people megachurches so they have no idea how freaky this looks to normal people
December 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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What the heck, Jacob Tierney should adapt this next
December 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
What the heck, Jacob Tierney should adapt this next
I don't watch a lot of boxing. Are you supposed to let a guy punch straight through your hands like that?
Also this is way more satisfying than Paul, this should be everywhere today
Also this is way more satisfying than Paul, this should be everywhere today
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I don't watch a lot of boxing. Are you supposed to let a guy punch straight through your hands like that?
Also this is way more satisfying than Paul, this should be everywhere today
Also this is way more satisfying than Paul, this should be everywhere today
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And please also, AGAIN, never forget that they are inherently unethical to use because no one gave permission for their research or writing to be used in it. It is all stolen, and if you're using the plagiarism machine, please keep that in mind.
My friends, I say this with all the love in my heart: Right now might not be the moment for “But we should be TOLERANT and NUANCED about the plagiarism machines!”
Your tolerance and “nuance” will be weaponised by the grifters and their apologists. Please respect yourselves more.
Your tolerance and “nuance” will be weaponised by the grifters and their apologists. Please respect yourselves more.
December 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
And please also, AGAIN, never forget that they are inherently unethical to use because no one gave permission for their research or writing to be used in it. It is all stolen, and if you're using the plagiarism machine, please keep that in mind.
Who is he, the New York Islanders?
December 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Who is he, the New York Islanders?
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LeoLabs says they see hundreds of debris objects from the Starlink failure event
December 20, 2025 at 3:13 AM
LeoLabs says they see hundreds of debris objects from the Starlink failure event
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I once heard a cutting assessment of someone’s intellect in Argentinian Spanish that went jugas al tetris y giras el cuadradito. It means “you spin the square tile on Tetris.”
December 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I once heard a cutting assessment of someone’s intellect in Argentinian Spanish that went jugas al tetris y giras el cuadradito. It means “you spin the square tile on Tetris.”