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@leastthree.bsky.social
cognitohazard, do not perceive
frot around and find out
i can count to two
still friend, just bitey
🐌
frot around and find out
i can count to two
still friend, just bitey
🐌
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you and your partner should get regularly tested for ADHD even if you're monogamous
December 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
you and your partner should get regularly tested for ADHD even if you're monogamous
i need to find a way to stream vhs tapes to discord
December 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
i need to find a way to stream vhs tapes to discord
coping with my bottom dysphoria by making my dick disappear into her ass
December 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
coping with my bottom dysphoria by making my dick disappear into her ass
bad music for evil people
December 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
bad music for evil people
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sure make your lazy jokes. don't even think about the ppl hurt by them. make your crack about "an egg fried this rice" not even thinking about that poor cook in the back of the restaurant making you a delicious meal. sweating half to death because she won't take off that oversized hoodie
December 21, 2025 at 7:01 AM
sure make your lazy jokes. don't even think about the ppl hurt by them. make your crack about "an egg fried this rice" not even thinking about that poor cook in the back of the restaurant making you a delicious meal. sweating half to death because she won't take off that oversized hoodie
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we don’t call things “vexing” enough these days. considering how vexing all of this is. i am frequently vexed
December 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
we don’t call things “vexing” enough these days. considering how vexing all of this is. i am frequently vexed
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bf who has been feeling weirdly emotional lately and is about to go on a long business trip: "omg im gonna miss you so much"
secretly lesbian gf who's been smuggling estrogen in his smoothies: "yeah haha. im gonna "Miss" you too"
secretly lesbian gf who's been smuggling estrogen in his smoothies: "yeah haha. im gonna "Miss" you too"
December 19, 2025 at 8:22 AM
bf who has been feeling weirdly emotional lately and is about to go on a long business trip: "omg im gonna miss you so much"
secretly lesbian gf who's been smuggling estrogen in his smoothies: "yeah haha. im gonna "Miss" you too"
secretly lesbian gf who's been smuggling estrogen in his smoothies: "yeah haha. im gonna "Miss" you too"
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pretty crazy that all the dystopian sci-fi that I read/watched over my entire life turned out to be wildly optimistic
December 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
pretty crazy that all the dystopian sci-fi that I read/watched over my entire life turned out to be wildly optimistic
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Getting Naloxone kit to jab into my friends heart any time she considers buying pack of Magic cards
December 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Getting Naloxone kit to jab into my friends heart any time she considers buying pack of Magic cards
taking up lesbian yearning as a passive form of suicide
(my poor heart can't take it)
(my poor heart can't take it)
December 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
taking up lesbian yearning as a passive form of suicide
(my poor heart can't take it)
(my poor heart can't take it)
ughghghghghgh trans women hnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmm
December 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
ughghghghghgh trans women hnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmm
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Yeah, I'm a trap. I lure men into my bedroom under the pretense that I'm a woman who's going to fuck them, and when the time comes I reveal that I am only Appetite attended by a court of countless teeth before I set upon my Glorious and Scarlet Work.
yeah im a trap. i lure men into my bedroom under the pretense that im a woman whos going to fuck them, and when the time comes, i reveal that im actually forcefemming them
December 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Yeah, I'm a trap. I lure men into my bedroom under the pretense that I'm a woman who's going to fuck them, and when the time comes I reveal that I am only Appetite attended by a court of countless teeth before I set upon my Glorious and Scarlet Work.
too much candy gonna rot your soul
December 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
too much candy gonna rot your soul
suckin' too hard on my lollipop, oh, love's gonna get me down
hey what's the big idea?
December 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
suckin' too hard on my lollipop, oh, love's gonna get me down
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the only question a Gaston movie should answer is if anyone fucks like Gaston, anyone sucks like Gaston, plows into you like he's a truck like Gaston
December 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
the only question a Gaston movie should answer is if anyone fucks like Gaston, anyone sucks like Gaston, plows into you like he's a truck like Gaston
remember feelings?
December 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
remember feelings?
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polyamory is great because if you don't want to beat your own wife, you can beat me instead and keep your property safe
December 15, 2025 at 6:13 AM
polyamory is great because if you don't want to beat your own wife, you can beat me instead and keep your property safe
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH
December 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH
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I should call her
December 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I should call her
sometimes i catch myself in the mirror and i'm like damn. i would absolutely *wreck* that girl
December 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
sometimes i catch myself in the mirror and i'm like damn. i would absolutely *wreck* that girl
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snuffbait puppygirls be like: "a NO kill shelter? 😭"
December 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
snuffbait puppygirls be like: "a NO kill shelter? 😭"
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I want to keep making games that feel like hooking up in the psych ward
December 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I want to keep making games that feel like hooking up in the psych ward