Cory
@lecrane.bsky.social
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hey you guys remember when the US Supreme Court said Donald Trump gets to avoid justice for crimes in the United States because he did them while living in a palace in Washington DC
Vance pushes back and says this was not illegal, arguing "Maduro has multiple indictments in the United States for narcoterrorism. You don't get to avoid justice for drug trafficking in the United States because you live in a palace in Caracas."
January 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
hey you guys remember when the US Supreme Court said Donald Trump gets to avoid justice for crimes in the United States because he did them while living in a palace in Washington DC
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Elon Musk: Grok will be a truth-seeking AI that tries to understand the nature of the universe
*2 years later*
"Show Anne Frank wearing 'juicy' sweatpants"
*2 years later*
"Show Anne Frank wearing 'juicy' sweatpants"
January 2, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Elon Musk: Grok will be a truth-seeking AI that tries to understand the nature of the universe
*2 years later*
"Show Anne Frank wearing 'juicy' sweatpants"
*2 years later*
"Show Anne Frank wearing 'juicy' sweatpants"
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It's striking that progressives like Tim Walz and Zohran Mamdani evoke the middle American attitude that, "Yes, we can fix these social problems because we're Americans and it's the right thing to do!" While the "America first" right only emulates failed and failing nation-states elsewhere.
January 1, 2026 at 10:52 PM
It's striking that progressives like Tim Walz and Zohran Mamdani evoke the middle American attitude that, "Yes, we can fix these social problems because we're Americans and it's the right thing to do!" While the "America first" right only emulates failed and failing nation-states elsewhere.
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it’s time we all pointed out that Bama peaked during the ‘Bama Administration
January 1, 2026 at 11:34 PM
it’s time we all pointed out that Bama peaked during the ‘Bama Administration
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Jan 1: this is the year of new Me
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
January 1, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Jan 1: this is the year of new Me
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
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Mamdani‘s been mayor for a day. Already I have a terrible headache, my apartment is a mess, my kids are estranged from me, and I feel increasingly alienated from a cold and unfeeling society that doesn’t recognize how right I am about everything. I told you so.
—Today in the @nytimes.com
—Today in the @nytimes.com
January 1, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Mamdani‘s been mayor for a day. Already I have a terrible headache, my apartment is a mess, my kids are estranged from me, and I feel increasingly alienated from a cold and unfeeling society that doesn’t recognize how right I am about everything. I told you so.
—Today in the @nytimes.com
—Today in the @nytimes.com
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FYI: New Year resolutions don't begin until Monday Jan 5. You're allowed to maintain your bad habits for the rest of the weekend. I don't make the rules (actually, I did make this one, but my vow to stop making arbitrary rules doesn't kick in till Monday).
January 1, 2026 at 7:26 PM
FYI: New Year resolutions don't begin until Monday Jan 5. You're allowed to maintain your bad habits for the rest of the weekend. I don't make the rules (actually, I did make this one, but my vow to stop making arbitrary rules doesn't kick in till Monday).
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Being a “back in my day” guy about Texas Tech-Oregon being a defensive brawl instead of a 73-67 game with 1,400 passing yards. Kids these days wouldn’t understand. They never had iPods. They don’t realize Subway footlongs are supposed to cost $5
January 1, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Being a “back in my day” guy about Texas Tech-Oregon being a defensive brawl instead of a 73-67 game with 1,400 passing yards. Kids these days wouldn’t understand. They never had iPods. They don’t realize Subway footlongs are supposed to cost $5
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Controversial take but I agree that if you have even center left politics you should be barefoot wearing a barrel with suspenders. You should have a wallet with a single moth and nothing else in it. You should be slicing up a single bean paper thin and eating it slowly on a trash can lid
January 1, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Controversial take but I agree that if you have even center left politics you should be barefoot wearing a barrel with suspenders. You should have a wallet with a single moth and nothing else in it. You should be slicing up a single bean paper thin and eating it slowly on a trash can lid
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happy birthday all horses (northern hemisphere)
January 1, 2026 at 8:29 AM
happy birthday all horses (northern hemisphere)
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2026: the year it happens
January 1, 2026 at 5:01 AM
2026: the year it happens
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Yelling “what them fingers do?” to the upright bass player
January 1, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Yelling “what them fingers do?” to the upright bass player
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this Bryan Johnson AC/DC Brian Johnson
🤝
"Let's Get It Up"
🤝
"Let's Get It Up"
December 31, 2025 at 12:12 AM
this Bryan Johnson AC/DC Brian Johnson
🤝
"Let's Get It Up"
🤝
"Let's Get It Up"
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“Is he dead yet?” should be the first question asked at every White House press conference.
“OK, but it’s happening soon, right?” should be the second.
And then maybe “how fucked are you all once he’s dead and can’t pardon you anymore?” if they’re still at the lectern
“OK, but it’s happening soon, right?” should be the second.
And then maybe “how fucked are you all once he’s dead and can’t pardon you anymore?” if they’re still at the lectern
December 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
“Is he dead yet?” should be the first question asked at every White House press conference.
“OK, but it’s happening soon, right?” should be the second.
And then maybe “how fucked are you all once he’s dead and can’t pardon you anymore?” if they’re still at the lectern
“OK, but it’s happening soon, right?” should be the second.
And then maybe “how fucked are you all once he’s dead and can’t pardon you anymore?” if they’re still at the lectern
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This is funny because nowhere in here does she admit that she's wrong about the antisemitism, transphobia, or any of her other bigotries
“Our side has been trained by Donald Trump to never apologize and to never admit when you’re wrong.” Read the inside story of how Marjorie Taylor Greene went from zealous Trump cheerleader to his loudest Republican critic: nyti.ms/3Lbzi88
December 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
This is funny because nowhere in here does she admit that she's wrong about the antisemitism, transphobia, or any of her other bigotries
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They're making cars too curvy now. Everything looks like a dang oval. Do not explain the reasons to me please. I need cars to look like this
December 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
They're making cars too curvy now. Everything looks like a dang oval. Do not explain the reasons to me please. I need cars to look like this
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The Buccaneers are hosting next week's game with Carolina, but will they be attending the contest?
December 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The Buccaneers are hosting next week's game with Carolina, but will they be attending the contest?
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Relegate the Buccaneers to the ACC.
December 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Relegate the Buccaneers to the ACC.
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Panthers needs to win this game just to put the Bucs out of their misery
December 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Panthers needs to win this game just to put the Bucs out of their misery
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🎶 Don't Stan, don't Stancil, don't Stancil post @ me
Don't Stand So Close to Me kind of a rude song tbh
May 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
🎶 Don't Stan, don't Stancil, don't Stancil post @ me
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This is a metaphor for the tech industry overall circa 2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
This is a metaphor for the tech industry overall circa 2025
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There’s no easier W than a Zack Cozart L, some might say
December 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
There’s no easier W than a Zack Cozart L, some might say
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Tucker Carlson will juice up your gofundme that you made after it was your turn in golf and you swung the club and missed the ball and your pants fell down and then you accidentally hit yourself in the nuts while picking up the club and your trans opponent told you there are no do overs
December 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Tucker Carlson will juice up your gofundme that you made after it was your turn in golf and you swung the club and missed the ball and your pants fell down and then you accidentally hit yourself in the nuts while picking up the club and your trans opponent told you there are no do overs