Quartz Bishop
@letstwist.bsky.social
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we goodnight now, sweet dreams
January 12, 2026 at 7:55 AM
we goodnight now, sweet dreams
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hey, quick question: what’s it gonna take
January 12, 2026 at 1:46 AM
hey, quick question: what’s it gonna take
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him: you ok?
me, filling the bird feeders while wearing my wedding dress: yep
me, filling the bird feeders while wearing my wedding dress: yep
January 8, 2026 at 8:41 PM
him: you ok?
me, filling the bird feeders while wearing my wedding dress: yep
me, filling the bird feeders while wearing my wedding dress: yep
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All the other scientists are yelling at me because I’m wearing the Doomsday Clock like Flavor Flav
December 12, 2024 at 3:36 PM
All the other scientists are yelling at me because I’m wearing the Doomsday Clock like Flavor Flav
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Please stop sending highly-skilled assassins to murder me. It's mean and it hurts my feelings
December 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Please stop sending highly-skilled assassins to murder me. It's mean and it hurts my feelings
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I don’t care about enemies
December 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I don’t care about enemies
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my “i fucked your mom” t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
January 6, 2026 at 4:54 AM
my “i fucked your mom” t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
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Judges hate this one simple trick (horse lawyer)
January 6, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Judges hate this one simple trick (horse lawyer)
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"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man."
George Bernard Shaw,
ph. by Yousuf Karsh, 1943.
George Bernard Shaw,
ph. by Yousuf Karsh, 1943.
January 6, 2026 at 1:26 PM
"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man."
George Bernard Shaw,
ph. by Yousuf Karsh, 1943.
George Bernard Shaw,
ph. by Yousuf Karsh, 1943.
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So is Donald gonna make today a national holiday?
January 6, 2026 at 2:11 PM
So is Donald gonna make today a national holiday?
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Tom Waits (left) Allen Ginsberg (centre) and David Blue (right) talk in a New York bar in 1975.
Photo by Richard E. Aaron.
Photo by Richard E. Aaron.
January 4, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Tom Waits (left) Allen Ginsberg (centre) and David Blue (right) talk in a New York bar in 1975.
Photo by Richard E. Aaron.
Photo by Richard E. Aaron.
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woke up feeling like an unfinished poem again
August 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
woke up feeling like an unfinished poem again
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i never know what to do when someone tries to fist bump me, so i just slowly put their fist in my mouth
June 15, 2023 at 10:45 PM
i never know what to do when someone tries to fist bump me, so i just slowly put their fist in my mouth
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(a bell rings, reminding me of previous times i have eaten) these memories are so good... might as well salivate. it's my choice.
June 13, 2023 at 9:15 AM
(a bell rings, reminding me of previous times i have eaten) these memories are so good... might as well salivate. it's my choice.
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Hm I think I will do everything right from now on
September 2, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Hm I think I will do everything right from now on
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And suddenly, it was raining and I was wet but it was beautiful
September 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
And suddenly, it was raining and I was wet but it was beautiful
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Where we're going we don't need notifications.
December 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Where we're going we don't need notifications.
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Getting paid 250,000 dollars to write an article called “the disappearing white male poster” about how I got blocked by Jack’s frozen pizzas on Twitter 4 years ago
December 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Getting paid 250,000 dollars to write an article called “the disappearing white male poster” about how I got blocked by Jack’s frozen pizzas on Twitter 4 years ago
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My car always seems a little overconfident after an oil change
December 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
My car always seems a little overconfident after an oil change
The Christmas said no this year
December 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The Christmas said no this year