Lucas Stoller
@lhsto03.bsky.social
Sports and other frustrations.
I use like as a bookmark.
I use like as a bookmark.
My 18 year old yahoo email is looking pretty good right now.
/nervously looks over both shoulders/
/nervously looks over both shoulders/
January 24, 2026 at 5:43 PM
My 18 year old yahoo email is looking pretty good right now.
/nervously looks over both shoulders/
/nervously looks over both shoulders/
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There’s video of this. It’s very very bad.
Man shot by federal agent in south Minneapolis www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
January 24, 2026 at 3:52 PM
There’s video of this. It’s very very bad.
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They could just adjust revenue sharing and legislate against deferrals but they’re only interested in a cap, not fixing the issues
BREAKING: It's “a 100 percent certainty” that MLB owners will push for a salary cap after Kyle Tucker’s free agency agreement with the Los Angeles Dodgers, a source tells @evandrellich.bsky.social.
January 20, 2026 at 11:06 PM
They could just adjust revenue sharing and legislate against deferrals but they’re only interested in a cap, not fixing the issues
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I think this is right. So much of how they’re going about this, from the needless brutality to the masks and unofficial gear, really only makes sense if the calculated goal is to provoke violence against ICE agents.
they are actively trying to get these officers killed and have been for some time
BREAKING: Immigration officers are asserting sweeping power to enter homes without a judge’s warrant, a memo obtained by AP says.
January 21, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I think this is right. So much of how they’re going about this, from the needless brutality to the masks and unofficial gear, really only makes sense if the calculated goal is to provoke violence against ICE agents.
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🚨HOLY CRAP. An ICE whistleblower just revealed a secret memo authorizing ICE officers to break into homes without a judicial warrant, which DHS's own legal training materials say is unconstitutional!
ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.
ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.
January 21, 2026 at 10:00 PM
🚨HOLY CRAP. An ICE whistleblower just revealed a secret memo authorizing ICE officers to break into homes without a judicial warrant, which DHS's own legal training materials say is unconstitutional!
ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.
ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.
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Speaking at the World Economic Forum, Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear said President Donald Trump's plans to acquire Greenland are "dumb as hell."
January 21, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Speaking at the World Economic Forum, Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear said President Donald Trump's plans to acquire Greenland are "dumb as hell."
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"Faith-based refugee resettlement organizations are raising alarms that Immigrations and Customs Enforcement is detaining lawfully resettled refugees," reports @saraheinselen.bsky.social for @sojo.net.
*lawfully resettled* let that sink in
sojo.net/articles/new...
*lawfully resettled* let that sink in
sojo.net/articles/new...
ICE Started a ‘Five-Alarm Fire’ in Minnesota, say Refugee Aid Orgs
“People aren’t going to work, kids aren’t going to school, people aren’t going to church on Sunday,” a spokesperson for World Relief told Sojourners.
sojo.net
January 21, 2026 at 2:11 PM
"Faith-based refugee resettlement organizations are raising alarms that Immigrations and Customs Enforcement is detaining lawfully resettled refugees," reports @saraheinselen.bsky.social for @sojo.net.
*lawfully resettled* let that sink in
sojo.net/articles/new...
*lawfully resettled* let that sink in
sojo.net/articles/new...
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Immediate punishment for speaking out against the regime.
Mischief Toy Store in St. Paul has until Wednesday to turn over employment records to the Department of Homeland Security as part of a surprise audit launched Friday, just hours after one of the shop's owners criticized ICE agents during a television interview. bit.ly/4r5AFol
January 21, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Immediate punishment for speaking out against the regime.
The Bears proved they have a horseshoe up their bum and still lost.
Best of both worlds for Packers fans.
Best of both worlds for Packers fans.
January 19, 2026 at 3:04 AM
The Bears proved they have a horseshoe up their bum and still lost.
Best of both worlds for Packers fans.
Best of both worlds for Packers fans.
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he ran straight backwards like someone playing madden for the first time and it worked. what the hell man
January 19, 2026 at 2:38 AM
he ran straight backwards like someone playing madden for the first time and it worked. what the hell man
The graphic had to scroll down!
The dots on an absolutely absurd play that the Rams had no business surrendering.
And yet, they did.
Caleb Williams gets his answer prayered.
And yet, they did.
Caleb Williams gets his answer prayered.
January 19, 2026 at 2:44 AM
The graphic had to scroll down!
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America has a housing shortage. Every single housing proposal you see that is not "build more housing" will have the primary effect of pushing up the prices of existing housing, and is therefore, in reality, a plan to enrich current homeowners. In conclusion, build more housing.
President Trump will issue a plan next week for letting Americans tap their 401(k)s for a down payment on a home, a senior White House official said Friday.
Trump Plan Would Let Americans Use 401(k)s for Down Payments on Homes, Official Says
President Trump will issue a plan next week for letting Americans tap their 401(k)s for a down payment on a home, a senior White House official said Friday.
on.wsj.com
January 16, 2026 at 9:11 PM
America has a housing shortage. Every single housing proposal you see that is not "build more housing" will have the primary effect of pushing up the prices of existing housing, and is therefore, in reality, a plan to enrich current homeowners. In conclusion, build more housing.
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Whoa whoa whoa buddy who is this Jesus Christ you’re expecting me to emulate and what exactly did you say happened to him.
The Episcopal bishop of New Hampshire told priests protesting ICE to get their wills and affairs in order. Some praise the bishop, while other priests say they never signed up to be martyrs. n.pr/45TIwwT
Amid ICE clashes, New Hampshire bishop urges clergy to prepare their wills
The Episcopal bishop of New Hampshire told priests protesting ICE to get their wills and affairs in order. Some praise the bishop, while other priests say they never signed up to be martyrs.
n.pr
January 18, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Whoa whoa whoa buddy who is this Jesus Christ you’re expecting me to emulate and what exactly did you say happened to him.
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"The Bears and Broncos can't possibly keep getting away with this," he muttered to himself over and over as he wandered the snowy streets, his face twisted and windburned.
January 18, 2026 at 1:12 AM
"The Bears and Broncos can't possibly keep getting away with this," he muttered to himself over and over as he wandered the snowy streets, his face twisted and windburned.
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This is like the Fail Mary isn’t it? Bills had control first, then dual possession. Should go to first player to control? But I’m not sure.
January 18, 2026 at 1:04 AM
This is like the Fail Mary isn’t it? Bills had control first, then dual possession. Should go to first player to control? But I’m not sure.
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Conservatives Say Renée Good Was Brainwashed By Bible Into Loving Thy Neighbor
Conservatives Say Renée Good Was Brainwashed By Bible Into Loving Thy Neighbor
WASHINGTON—Calling her actions “indefensible,” Vice President JD Vance stated Thursday that Renée Good was brainwashed by the Bible into loving thy neighbor. “The fact of the matter is that Renée Good...
theonion.com
January 17, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Conservatives Say Renée Good Was Brainwashed By Bible Into Loving Thy Neighbor
DJT is going to brag about receiving a Nobel Peace Prize, and all it took was invading and holding hostage the winner’s home country.
January 15, 2026 at 9:49 PM
DJT is going to brag about receiving a Nobel Peace Prize, and all it took was invading and holding hostage the winner’s home country.
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We’ve got your plans covered for the next NINE MONTHS ✅
The 2026 NWSL schedule is HERE!
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The 2026 NWSL schedule is HERE!
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January 15, 2026 at 4:00 PM
We’ve got your plans covered for the next NINE MONTHS ✅
The 2026 NWSL schedule is HERE!
👉 tinyurl.com/4x9ht9je
The 2026 NWSL schedule is HERE!
👉 tinyurl.com/4x9ht9je
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This is Dortmund's 2nd best Hinrunde since 2015/16. 36 points are also better than Klopp's final 4 seasons at the club (and all but one of his seasons period). But go off on Niko Kovac all you want
January 13, 2026 at 9:24 PM
This is Dortmund's 2nd best Hinrunde since 2015/16. 36 points are also better than Klopp's final 4 seasons at the club (and all but one of his seasons period). But go off on Niko Kovac all you want
Come on and fight me like a man.
January 13, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Come on and fight me like a man.
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If you're inexperienced with this, 5calls.org has scripts and will set you up with the numbers of all your people. I don't usually use 5calls, I just wing it. If you're leaving a voicemail, don't forget to include your address so they know you're really a constituent!
January 11, 2026 at 10:36 PM
If you're inexperienced with this, 5calls.org has scripts and will set you up with the numbers of all your people. I don't usually use 5calls, I just wing it. If you're leaving a voicemail, don't forget to include your address so they know you're really a constituent!
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#Packers RT Zach Tom had a partially torn patellar tendon and tried to come back with a PRP injection but didn’t feel he could pass block with it. He’ll have surgery soon and it will be a 6-month recovery.
January 12, 2026 at 6:39 PM
#Packers RT Zach Tom had a partially torn patellar tendon and tried to come back with a PRP injection but didn’t feel he could pass block with it. He’ll have surgery soon and it will be a 6-month recovery.
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Very eager for MAHA influencers to weigh in on this one!
Breaking News: The EPA will stop considering lives saved when setting pollution limits and instead calculate only the cost to businesses.
E.P.A. to Stop Considering Lives Saved by Limiting Air Pollution
In a reversal, the agency plans to calculate only the cost to industry when setting pollution limits, and not the monetary value of saving human lives, documents show.
nyti.ms
January 12, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Very eager for MAHA influencers to weigh in on this one!
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Every minute they spend doing this is a minute they’re not illegally violating immigrants’ human rights. It’s scary but this is what winning looks like.
Hearing many stories now of ICE going to the homes of observers and activists to menace them.
January 12, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Every minute they spend doing this is a minute they’re not illegally violating immigrants’ human rights. It’s scary but this is what winning looks like.
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From Cali 🌴 to the ‘Ville ⚜️
#RacingLou has acquired defender Quincy McMahon in a trade with San Diego Wave in exchange for $25,000 in unfunded allocation money, $25,000 in funded allocation money, and one international roster spot for the 2026 and 2027 seasons.
👉 tinyurl.com/5abb3cpy
#RacingLou has acquired defender Quincy McMahon in a trade with San Diego Wave in exchange for $25,000 in unfunded allocation money, $25,000 in funded allocation money, and one international roster spot for the 2026 and 2027 seasons.
👉 tinyurl.com/5abb3cpy
January 12, 2026 at 6:00 PM
From Cali 🌴 to the ‘Ville ⚜️
#RacingLou has acquired defender Quincy McMahon in a trade with San Diego Wave in exchange for $25,000 in unfunded allocation money, $25,000 in funded allocation money, and one international roster spot for the 2026 and 2027 seasons.
👉 tinyurl.com/5abb3cpy
#RacingLou has acquired defender Quincy McMahon in a trade with San Diego Wave in exchange for $25,000 in unfunded allocation money, $25,000 in funded allocation money, and one international roster spot for the 2026 and 2027 seasons.
👉 tinyurl.com/5abb3cpy