Jason Sansbury
@lifeofjaws.bsky.social
Nerd. Game Master of Bright Night Sky. X-Men devotee. Free range youth worker. Lover of stories.
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Neither is herpes, but I’ll keep doing my work without either.
AI is not going to go away
December 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Neither is herpes, but I’ll keep doing my work without either.
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An absolutely magnificent Freudian slip! 🤌🏼
December 21, 2025 at 12:10 PM
An absolutely magnificent Freudian slip! 🤌🏼
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Steve Bannon reportedly said: 'You raised a kid that slit your throat!' about the late Rob Reiner.
A reminder that not a single prominent Democrat or liberal pundit said anything even vaguely akin to this when Charlie Kirk was murdered.
Oh the hypocrisy.
A reminder that not a single prominent Democrat or liberal pundit said anything even vaguely akin to this when Charlie Kirk was murdered.
Oh the hypocrisy.
Turning Point crowd boos Rob Reiner: 'You raised a kid that slit your throat!'
A crowd at Turning Point USA's AmFest event booed slain Hollywood director Rob Reiner after MAGA influencer Steve Bannon said liberals believed he had a larger impact on culture than Charlie Kirk."Jus...
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December 19, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Steve Bannon reportedly said: 'You raised a kid that slit your throat!' about the late Rob Reiner.
A reminder that not a single prominent Democrat or liberal pundit said anything even vaguely akin to this when Charlie Kirk was murdered.
Oh the hypocrisy.
A reminder that not a single prominent Democrat or liberal pundit said anything even vaguely akin to this when Charlie Kirk was murdered.
Oh the hypocrisy.
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2 podcasters running the FBI
Gotta say it's mindblowing to me that the Brown shooter is still at large and they don't even seem to have identified who they're looking for.
December 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
2 podcasters running the FBI
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When reporters don’t challenge obvious bad faith, they don’t just miss a moment. They enable it.
The fact that not a single reporter tells Mike Johnson “let me read it for you” or “here it is” when he claims he hasn’t seen or doesn’t know a thing about the psychotic ramblings of the head of state is not only a dereliction of journalistic duty, but a display of pure cowardice.
December 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
When reporters don’t challenge obvious bad faith, they don’t just miss a moment. They enable it.
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The day it happens, nobody better be out here policing all the jokes and laughs we’re gonna get off. Understand?
a man wearing a hooded sweatshirt and a headband is standing in a stadium .
ALT: a man wearing a hooded sweatshirt and a headband is standing in a stadium .
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The day it happens, nobody better be out here policing all the jokes and laughs we’re gonna get off. Understand?
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At SNL I worked with artists who made the funniest, stupidest graphics in no time flat. Some of my biggest jokes would have been impossible without these geniuses building an insane image or finding the perfect real-life photo of a politician. Sucks that their work is being pushed aside for slop.
December 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
At SNL I worked with artists who made the funniest, stupidest graphics in no time flat. Some of my biggest jokes would have been impossible without these geniuses building an insane image or finding the perfect real-life photo of a politician. Sucks that their work is being pushed aside for slop.
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That Time AI cover feels like the staff photographer and graphic artist were like, “Oh! I’ll give you an AI cover.”
Absurd, by the way, to equate them with steelworkers. AI hasn’t yet actually produced anything but shareholders requests.
Absurd, by the way, to equate them with steelworkers. AI hasn’t yet actually produced anything but shareholders requests.
December 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
That Time AI cover feels like the staff photographer and graphic artist were like, “Oh! I’ll give you an AI cover.”
Absurd, by the way, to equate them with steelworkers. AI hasn’t yet actually produced anything but shareholders requests.
Absurd, by the way, to equate them with steelworkers. AI hasn’t yet actually produced anything but shareholders requests.
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traaaash
Fucking incredible dystopian shit, comparing super rich people risking millions if not billions of lives just to make more money to people that risked their life actually building incredible things that would then make millions of dollars for super rich people.
December 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
traaaash
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😶
An absolute horrific nightmare of two AI bots caught in a loop with each other is the perfect example of the total nothingness of AI “brains”.
December 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
😶
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The Trump administration just announced they will refuse to release the October inflation report.
December 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The Trump administration just announced they will refuse to release the October inflation report.
I know I am supposed to be an SEC homer but I cannot imagine another team getting negative 3 yards rushing on a championship game and failing up.
December 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I know I am supposed to be an SEC homer but I cannot imagine another team getting negative 3 yards rushing on a championship game and failing up.
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NEGATIVE THREE RUSHING YARDS
The committee clearly understood what America wanted, and that was more of Ty Simpson averaging 3.2 yards a reception in the second half of a blowout loss
December 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
NEGATIVE THREE RUSHING YARDS
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sounds like y’all expected more from the playoff committee but there’s a reason they’re still in college
December 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
sounds like y’all expected more from the playoff committee but there’s a reason they’re still in college
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Read this: www.wgbh.org/news/local/2...
December 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Read this: www.wgbh.org/news/local/2...
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This is like Mr Rogers picking up Mjolnir
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
This is like Mr Rogers picking up Mjolnir
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I literally said "oh shit!" out loud 🤣
December 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I literally said "oh shit!" out loud 🤣
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Resist accounts stop sharing clear AI slop claiming it’s real challenge failed again
More ai slop gets posted by resist on this app than maga and it’s clearly in an attempted to propagandize people.
The video this is from is clearly ai.
More ai slop gets posted by resist on this app than maga and it’s clearly in an attempted to propagandize people.
The video this is from is clearly ai.
December 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Resist accounts stop sharing clear AI slop claiming it’s real challenge failed again
More ai slop gets posted by resist on this app than maga and it’s clearly in an attempted to propagandize people.
The video this is from is clearly ai.
More ai slop gets posted by resist on this app than maga and it’s clearly in an attempted to propagandize people.
The video this is from is clearly ai.
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Anyone interested in blocking a resistance grifter who uses AI slop to resistance grift, here you go.
30 minutes until I also block and move on.
30 minutes until I also block and move on.
December 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Anyone interested in blocking a resistance grifter who uses AI slop to resistance grift, here you go.
30 minutes until I also block and move on.
30 minutes until I also block and move on.
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
Who gave Dyson Daniels Ben Simmons’ number? Can we screen his calls better? (My goodness, he just seems so scared to shoot for the last 8 games or so.)
December 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Who gave Dyson Daniels Ben Simmons’ number? Can we screen his calls better? (My goodness, he just seems so scared to shoot for the last 8 games or so.)
Y’all remember when tier 2 stars in the NBA got good commercials? Talking about Grandmama. Lil’ Penny. What happened that we wound up with this lame AntaClaus Sprite commercial? Do his agents not like him?
December 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Y’all remember when tier 2 stars in the NBA got good commercials? Talking about Grandmama. Lil’ Penny. What happened that we wound up with this lame AntaClaus Sprite commercial? Do his agents not like him?
Remember when Blockbuster didn’t buy out Netflix when they had the chance? Wild to think about. $50 million in 2000-ish. Why don’t they write business books about such colossal errors?
December 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Remember when Blockbuster didn’t buy out Netflix when they had the chance? Wild to think about. $50 million in 2000-ish. Why don’t they write business books about such colossal errors?
Unexpected kindness. Someone calling to sell dad healthcare. He has dementia/Alzheimer’s; I help manage affairs as he is in memory care. When she heard that, she was incredibly kind, made some notes & did the awkward thing of wishing him well.
December 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Unexpected kindness. Someone calling to sell dad healthcare. He has dementia/Alzheimer’s; I help manage affairs as he is in memory care. When she heard that, she was incredibly kind, made some notes & did the awkward thing of wishing him well.