Lucas
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Prepare the mount, boy! Old head in various disciplines. (he/him)
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The bombastic drum and chimes intro that 1993 'Stack RPG' The Tower of Silka (named so for built and running using HyperCard) greets you with.
A world of monochrome adventure awaits you, fortune-seeker....
A world of monochrome adventure awaits you, fortune-seeker....
January 21, 2026 at 1:56 PM
The bombastic drum and chimes intro that 1993 'Stack RPG' The Tower of Silka (named so for built and running using HyperCard) greets you with.
A world of monochrome adventure awaits you, fortune-seeker....
A world of monochrome adventure awaits you, fortune-seeker....
THE TRUTH
1. Mayo is the single most disgusting concoction ever devised. It serves no purpose. Sorry your food is dry, make it better next time. Even a sandwich cut with a knife that had once had mayo on it is instantly ruined
January 20, 2026 at 6:53 PM
THE TRUTH
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I’m from Toronto, and whenever someone praises the latest bit of cute nonsense from Newsom’s social media team, there’s a real temptation to sit that person down and say “Look, a long time ago, we had a guy named Norm Kelly…”
January 17, 2026 at 1:48 AM
I’m from Toronto, and whenever someone praises the latest bit of cute nonsense from Newsom’s social media team, there’s a real temptation to sit that person down and say “Look, a long time ago, we had a guy named Norm Kelly…”
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Incredible piece of Search Engine Optimisation
January 16, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Incredible piece of Search Engine Optimisation
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
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RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
![You’ve got super fans pausing and zooming in on individuals frames of your documentary. One allegedly shows one of the Duffers with a ChatGPT tab open on their computer. In your presence, what did they use ChatGPT for?
I mean, are we even sure they had ChatGPT open?
I’m personally not, but the internet seems sure.
Well, there’s a lot of chatter where [social media users] are like, “We don’t really know, but we’re assuming.” But to me it’s like, doesn’t everybody have it open, to just do quick research?
I do.
How can you possibly write a storyline with 19 characters and use ChatGPT, I don’t even understand.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7t2urmt3i33jl6tjgiolio6g/bafkreidw2tmcr2ayq74oqmjm5pn2tdox6hlxnpqevhuqqj6oa7nsslx3oi@jpeg)
January 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
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deathbed conversion to pdf
January 13, 2026 at 5:14 PM
deathbed conversion to pdf
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medusa: i don't think this is working
me: just keep staring at it, i think i felt it turn into stone a little
medusa: we could just watch netflix
me: this has never happened before i swear
me: just keep staring at it, i think i felt it turn into stone a little
medusa: we could just watch netflix
me: this has never happened before i swear
January 13, 2026 at 2:33 PM
medusa: i don't think this is working
me: just keep staring at it, i think i felt it turn into stone a little
medusa: we could just watch netflix
me: this has never happened before i swear
me: just keep staring at it, i think i felt it turn into stone a little
medusa: we could just watch netflix
me: this has never happened before i swear
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You exist in a social context, dipshit
January 12, 2026 at 7:40 PM
You exist in a social context, dipshit
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the only prompt I engineer is PROMPT $P$G
January 11, 2026 at 10:26 PM
the only prompt I engineer is PROMPT $P$G
So long Bob Weir. The greats keep leaving us, one after one.
January 11, 2026 at 12:21 AM
So long Bob Weir. The greats keep leaving us, one after one.
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We all know and love the airport as the place we go to cough on each other. But if you purchase a ticket you can also use it to get to other cities
January 10, 2026 at 3:41 PM
We all know and love the airport as the place we go to cough on each other. But if you purchase a ticket you can also use it to get to other cities
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A group of young kestrels is startled by the presence of a butterfly. 🤣🤣🤣
January 9, 2026 at 5:36 PM
A group of young kestrels is startled by the presence of a butterfly. 🤣🤣🤣
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I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
March 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
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"How many angels can dance on the head of a pin" is a military question. It depends entirely on how much pin territory they will be able to seize from the occupant faeries
January 7, 2026 at 1:43 PM
"How many angels can dance on the head of a pin" is a military question. It depends entirely on how much pin territory they will be able to seize from the occupant faeries
This made me smile. I want to live there.
Can we just talk about cutaway drawings? Like this one from Marian Churchland? Of someone's little home? And there's a secret basement entry with a waterway and a boat dock? This is basically all I need for the rest of the day, I'm set
January 6, 2026 at 5:15 PM
This made me smile. I want to live there.
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One guy tried, unsuccessfully, to blow up a plane with a bomb in his sneakers, and everybody had to take off their shoes at the airport for the next 20 years.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine
“ChatGPT started coaching Sam on how to take drugs, recover from them and plan further binges. It gave him specific doses of illegal substances, and in one chat, it wrote, ‘Hell yes—let’s go full trippy mode’”
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
January 6, 2026 at 1:37 AM
One guy tried, unsuccessfully, to blow up a plane with a bomb in his sneakers, and everybody had to take off their shoes at the airport for the next 20 years.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Pierre Poilievre’s Personal Assistant Explains Why He Supports Trump Invading Venezuela
youtu.be/NBrSxfzpSpI
youtu.be/NBrSxfzpSpI
Pierre Poilievre’s Personal Assistant Explains Why He Supports Trump Invading Venezuela
YouTube video by Clare Blackwood
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January 3, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Pierre Poilievre’s Personal Assistant Explains Why He Supports Trump Invading Venezuela
youtu.be/NBrSxfzpSpI
youtu.be/NBrSxfzpSpI
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There's no legal difference between kidnapping Maduro and kidnapping Mark Carney.
January 3, 2026 at 2:39 PM
There's no legal difference between kidnapping Maduro and kidnapping Mark Carney.
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“Yeah, but Maduro is a bad guy.”
That objectively doesn’t matter or make it okay. Plus, have you seen your guy?
That objectively doesn’t matter or make it okay. Plus, have you seen your guy?
January 3, 2026 at 2:57 PM
“Yeah, but Maduro is a bad guy.”
That objectively doesn’t matter or make it okay. Plus, have you seen your guy?
That objectively doesn’t matter or make it okay. Plus, have you seen your guy?
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with all of the stories about the rise of solar energy we’ve seen in the last few months it kind of feels like America is doing regime change in order to secure the rights to billions of dollars in blockbuster gift cards
January 3, 2026 at 2:09 PM
with all of the stories about the rise of solar energy we’ve seen in the last few months it kind of feels like America is doing regime change in order to secure the rights to billions of dollars in blockbuster gift cards
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Being profoundly upset about the 51st state stuff was not an unreasonable reaction.
January 3, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Being profoundly upset about the 51st state stuff was not an unreasonable reaction.
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hey girl, are you a surgeon. because there is something inside of me. it is growing
December 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
hey girl, are you a surgeon. because there is something inside of me. it is growing