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Lauren
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NYC-based writer (laurenoster.com).
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Donald Trump is doing colonialism the right way.

by Ezra Klein
January 5, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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We love frosting and make no apologies
January 2, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Learned today that I will be expected to use Amazon Pharmacy for RX meds I need bc of an Eric Adams deal that forced it on NYC employees and their families thru Emblem Health. This is EXACTLY the kind of thing the City should discontinue; @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social, please don’t let this stand!
January 2, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later

Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
December 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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In America, where irony is dead, a hotel chain uses a policy denying shelter to local people, for fear of accidentally housing homeless persons…

To deny a reservation to the author of a much-lauded book on how American economic unfairness forces working people into homelessness.
A Hampton Inn in Asheville just canceled my family's reservation because our address (incorrectly) showed Asheville—and the hotel bars locals within 50 miles.

When I asked why, they said, "because of our homeless population," adding that most hotels here have similar policies.

This is outrageous.
December 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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PS we have a song about the Yule Cat that all the children learn in school and everyone sings throughout the advent.

Here it is sung by a very young Björk.
December 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Here he is taking the photo.
December 12, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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LE GRENOUILLE STEVE

IL EST ORAAAAAAAANGE

IL A DES BRAS

ET DES JAMBES
December 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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"there's a new serif in town"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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This is how my local paper in the swing state of Nevada covered it: Huge picture, AP story with nary a hint that this was weird or corrupt.

As low as Trump’s approval ratings are, they’d be much lower if he didn’t have the help of large swaths of the media
December 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Every legal story now is either

Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach

or

In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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So he had two reasons to take ivermectin
oh god, the Jan 6th pipe bomb guy was a Brony
December 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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WELCOME TO THE DRACULA PAPRIKA DISCOURSE!!

(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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First of all, one of the reporters on that story was in the Army infantry in Iraq
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?

HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
No Blood Forest in the White House holiday decor this year, though, wait a minute -
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Friendsgiving intrigue! The candle I lit & left in our bathroom became a FIRE POT after a short career of burning normally; the entire surface was 4” flames. I blew it out & left the room for a second; it was so hot that when I returned it had RE-LIT ITSELF. It was, amusingly, an A24 candle
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Jodorowsky’s DUNE, ofc
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
A cave hotel in Cappadocia after a series of strategic blunders in Istanbul.
what's the most exotic place you've ever puked? mine's not exactly exotic but i did once have a hangover at the nyc facebook office and barfed in their very nice bathroom
Got food poisoning from Fogo De Chao. Puked out the side of a moving cab along beautiful Copacabana Beach. The most exotic place I'll probably ever puke!
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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I spoke with people role-playing ICE raids in video games to help educate people on their rights and what to do in real-life situations. Tonight, they're holding an event in Fortnite www.wired.com/story/activi...
November 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Here, listen: when the President calls a female journalist “piggy” in a scrum, maybe you planned on asking about the economy, or whatever… But the story is now “the President called a female journalist piggy.” You asking a follow-up isn’t just defending her, it’s following the story.
while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
November 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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imagine having so little work you can spend half a day yelling about how you're against a thing nobody even asked you for
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.

Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Mister Wolfman
Bring me a wolf
November 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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hey instead of reading and sharing some book that sucks by a woman in love with an insane corpse who neither deserves nor needs the coverage, why not instead buy and read MY book. due to me being normal simplicitybook.xyz
November 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM