Prime Minister Jezz
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🏳️🌈🚜🔶 | Inhumanly fond of an en dash. Whippet mum. History and Non-Fiction Editor with a penchant for untold stories and Richard III. Not gay as in happy, queer as in ...
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"Hello. My name is Charles Philip Arthur George Windsor. You killed my mother. Prepare to die."
December 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
"Hello. My name is Charles Philip Arthur George Windsor. You killed my mother. Prepare to die."
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I just made an ugly noise in public
December 11, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I just made an ugly noise in public
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Imagine the poor immigration officer who has to read 5 whole years of your social media posts. You may not kill them but surely you've diminished their capacity to truly love again
December 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Imagine the poor immigration officer who has to read 5 whole years of your social media posts. You may not kill them but surely you've diminished their capacity to truly love again
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 8:31 AM
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
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Today we are sharing the first of the 7 principles of our Transparent Pledge: Respect and dignity.
Every person deserves to be recognised for who they are and to be treated with kindness. As parents, we see how transformative it is when our children are called by their correct names and pronouns.
Every person deserves to be recognised for who they are and to be treated with kindness. As parents, we see how transformative it is when our children are called by their correct names and pronouns.
December 10, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Today we are sharing the first of the 7 principles of our Transparent Pledge: Respect and dignity.
Every person deserves to be recognised for who they are and to be treated with kindness. As parents, we see how transformative it is when our children are called by their correct names and pronouns.
Every person deserves to be recognised for who they are and to be treated with kindness. As parents, we see how transformative it is when our children are called by their correct names and pronouns.
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Judge:
You weren't unfairly dismissed, you weren't treated poorly, you had no right to abuse your colleague (who did nothing wrong at any point), in fact you literally committed a hate crime by harassing her.
We're not very happy with some of the language your employer used to tell you.
Her: I WIN
You weren't unfairly dismissed, you weren't treated poorly, you had no right to abuse your colleague (who did nothing wrong at any point), in fact you literally committed a hate crime by harassing her.
We're not very happy with some of the language your employer used to tell you.
Her: I WIN
December 9, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Judge:
You weren't unfairly dismissed, you weren't treated poorly, you had no right to abuse your colleague (who did nothing wrong at any point), in fact you literally committed a hate crime by harassing her.
We're not very happy with some of the language your employer used to tell you.
Her: I WIN
You weren't unfairly dismissed, you weren't treated poorly, you had no right to abuse your colleague (who did nothing wrong at any point), in fact you literally committed a hate crime by harassing her.
We're not very happy with some of the language your employer used to tell you.
Her: I WIN
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Mini thread on the ET decision in Peggie
Top line: It says exactly what we have been saying for months. The decision of the Supreme Court was not to turn the Equality Act 2010 into a nationwide bathroom ban - regardless of how anti-trans organisations have sought to misrepresent the law.
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Top line: It says exactly what we have been saying for months. The decision of the Supreme Court was not to turn the Equality Act 2010 into a nationwide bathroom ban - regardless of how anti-trans organisations have sought to misrepresent the law.
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December 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Mini thread on the ET decision in Peggie
Top line: It says exactly what we have been saying for months. The decision of the Supreme Court was not to turn the Equality Act 2010 into a nationwide bathroom ban - regardless of how anti-trans organisations have sought to misrepresent the law.
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Top line: It says exactly what we have been saying for months. The decision of the Supreme Court was not to turn the Equality Act 2010 into a nationwide bathroom ban - regardless of how anti-trans organisations have sought to misrepresent the law.
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"More painfully, people suddenly become aware of relatives who had frustrating and broken lives, because so little was known about things that many of us now take as a given, [...] theories and pronouncements about overdiagnosis sound to many people like a nightmarish turning-back of the clock."
Latest from me: on overdiagnosis, a craze/bandwagon the govt is indulging by commissioning an official review, complete with the clunky blurring of mental illness & neurodivergence www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
The right’s callous overdiagnosis bandwagon is rolling. Wes Streeting should not be on it | John Harris
Thankfully, we now know more about conditions such as autism and ADHD. The health secretary must not be part of this attempt to turn back the clock, says Guardian columnist John Harris
www.theguardian.com
December 8, 2025 at 12:53 PM
"More painfully, people suddenly become aware of relatives who had frustrating and broken lives, because so little was known about things that many of us now take as a given, [...] theories and pronouncements about overdiagnosis sound to many people like a nightmarish turning-back of the clock."
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The “Labour” Party finds itself arguing ordinary workers, carers and others are “takers”.
Hey everyone, here's the news, if you aren't a high earner, entrepreneur or a "skilled frontline worker" (whatever the fuck that means) the "Labour" Party says you aren't contributing, you're a taker!
This is so disgusting.
December 7, 2025 at 9:23 AM
The “Labour” Party finds itself arguing ordinary workers, carers and others are “takers”.
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Hey folks "I fucking hate him and everything he stands for, the blood of millions is on his hands, and he needs to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law for his crimes" is compatible with "even the worst people deserve basic human rights."
Things would be easier if it wasn't.
Things would be easier if it wasn't.
December 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Hey folks "I fucking hate him and everything he stands for, the blood of millions is on his hands, and he needs to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law for his crimes" is compatible with "even the worst people deserve basic human rights."
Things would be easier if it wasn't.
Things would be easier if it wasn't.
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Honestly, this modern era spoils us
December 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Honestly, this modern era spoils us
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Well I should hope so.
December 5, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Well I should hope so.
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"Two dads had a fight in a gingerbread house and one disgruntled employee reportedly told a visitor that “Santa’s fucking dead”."
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December 5, 2025 at 9:13 AM
"Two dads had a fight in a gingerbread house and one disgruntled employee reportedly told a visitor that “Santa’s fucking dead”."
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EBU done fucked up
December 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
EBU done fucked up
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It drives me nuts when people label my work as the "respectable" kind of queer art just because it's basically PG-13.
Bitch don't pull that nonsense, we stand up for porn in this house. Always defend the weird, ugly, uncomfortable, and cringe, because if we don't push boundaries we don't exist.
Bitch don't pull that nonsense, we stand up for porn in this house. Always defend the weird, ugly, uncomfortable, and cringe, because if we don't push boundaries we don't exist.
The fascists are counting on you finding erotica and porn too distasteful to support. Because they always start here. And even if they ended here, sexuality and erotism are integral components of queer expression. You can't support queer creators without supporting 'nsfw' content.
December 4, 2025 at 6:36 AM
It drives me nuts when people label my work as the "respectable" kind of queer art just because it's basically PG-13.
Bitch don't pull that nonsense, we stand up for porn in this house. Always defend the weird, ugly, uncomfortable, and cringe, because if we don't push boundaries we don't exist.
Bitch don't pull that nonsense, we stand up for porn in this house. Always defend the weird, ugly, uncomfortable, and cringe, because if we don't push boundaries we don't exist.
Can't Wes Streeting decide he doesn't like something like plagiarism or tomatoes? Would make my life a lot better if he got rid of those ...
December 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Can't Wes Streeting decide he doesn't like something like plagiarism or tomatoes? Would make my life a lot better if he got rid of those ...
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Personally I think private individuals shouldn't be able to sue historic national organisations into adopting their bigotry on threat of bankruptcy but that's just me and my old pal, the actual definition of freedom of speech
December 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Personally I think private individuals shouldn't be able to sue historic national organisations into adopting their bigotry on threat of bankruptcy but that's just me and my old pal, the actual definition of freedom of speech
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"The only way to stop bullies is to stand up to them. Anti-trans campaigners have been making legal threats, trying to force trans people out of public life. They thought after the SC decision the whole world would suddenly agree with them. But they've misunderstood the law, as well as human nature"
Girl Guiding and the Women’s Institute have announced that they will now exclude trans women and girls after legal threats – but organisations can and should remain inclusive:
https://goodlaw.social/cpfx
https://goodlaw.social/cpfx
Excluding trans people won’t stop you getting sued | Good Law Project
Girl Guiding and the Women’s Institute have announced that they will now exclude trans women and girls after legal threats – but organisations can and should remain inclusive.
goodlaw.social
December 3, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"The only way to stop bullies is to stand up to them. Anti-trans campaigners have been making legal threats, trying to force trans people out of public life. They thought after the SC decision the whole world would suddenly agree with them. But they've misunderstood the law, as well as human nature"
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It's worth noting that the Government has a massive majority and could fix this in an instant with a one-line piece of legislation. It doesn't want to.
December 3, 2025 at 11:18 AM
It's worth noting that the Government has a massive majority and could fix this in an instant with a one-line piece of legislation. It doesn't want to.
If I see one more person saying "but the Scouts aren't doing this!" or "just let everyone in!" or "the Scouts is better anyway!" I will bite them.
December 3, 2025 at 8:54 AM
If I see one more person saying "but the Scouts aren't doing this!" or "just let everyone in!" or "the Scouts is better anyway!" I will bite them.
Apparently the phrase "new sleep paralysis demon just dropped" might be a bit Too Online for my office 😅
December 2, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Apparently the phrase "new sleep paralysis demon just dropped" might be a bit Too Online for my office 😅
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Do you think George Michael died on Christmas Day so you could avoid him? Grow up
December 1, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Do you think George Michael died on Christmas Day so you could avoid him? Grow up