Gold the anti-Trump asset. Ironic.

That's what I call a headline.

@jvl.bsky.social maybe you should tell him ;)

Video taken one hour ago outside the Portland ICE facility of the violent insurrectionists in question

having my dojo fumigated

FACT FOCUS: Democrats did not shut down the government to give health care to illegal immigrants.

Kids, study hard in school but not too hard because then you'll be a liberal elite and the dudes who bullied you in school will be the real heroes because your success makes them feel bad

This morning, the Trump Administration’s Department of War gave me an ultimatum: call up your troops, or we will. It is absolutely outrageous and un-American to demand a Governor send military troops within our own borders and against our will.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for life. Transform a man into a fish and you enable him to roam the cool waters of the Atlantic, free from the burdens of the human world

Fell asleep while eating a sub in my medbed and my body has undergone a transformation that can only be described as "Mike's Way"

Family isn't holding a break fast this Yom Kippur for some logistical reasons, so sundown tonight will be a Chinese restaurant. Which, as every Hebrew knows, is the ritual we reserve for Christmas dining. But I'm doubling down and maybe afterwards tossing Miracle on 34th Street into the DVD player.

And then he got deported to the Sudan…the end

And then he got deported to the Sudan…the end

Bluesky feed is like

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cute kitty!
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Here's a video I made of Sam Altman as a World War 2 leader in an Axis uniform

telling my dog that if she wants to be a general, she can’t have a beard

separate from everything, the idea that 2020 was a squeaker but 2024 represents a historical mandate will simply be the death of me

This cannot be real

Ladies and gentlemen, the meritocracy

Lol.

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

When you reach for your life alert button and come up short

Treasury