Martin
martinpatrick.bsky.social
Martin
@martinpatrick.bsky.social
librarian, photographer, goofball, atlanta. grew up hi in the middle and round on the ends, now just mostly round
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sometimes i wish i had a tail so i could flick it angrily instead of having to explain myself
December 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Did you know that from tomorrow, Qualtrics is offering synthetic panels (AI-generated participants)?

Follow me down a rabbit hole I'm calling "doing science is tough and I'm so busy, can't we just make up participants?"
December 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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what happens if you reverse the polarity of big dick energy
October 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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September 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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How it started / how it is going
September 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Remember: If it turns out he’s a leftist, that indicates a pervasive problem of violence on the left. If it turns out he’s a groyper, that means nothing whatsoever and he will disappear from the news cycle immediately.
the suspected Charlie Kirk shooter has been identified as 22 year old Tyler Robinson from Utah

very little in his family socials other than that Tyler was very online and dressed up on Halloween specifically to emulate this meme

knowyourmeme.com/memes/cultur...
September 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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And I would never want to get between Ted and a trip to Cancun when there’s an emergency in Texas
Ted Cruz: "I don't want to get between JB Pritzker and the Dominos Pizza line, but I'll tell you what I am willing to get between -- him and his open doors for every human trafficker ... "
September 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
September 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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I honestly can’t believe there are still any AI skeptics out there. This tech is obviously revolutionary
August 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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August 8, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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The writers are getting lazy.
July 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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July 22, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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The Supreme Court’s “shadow docket” has cast very different shadows depending on which party holds the White House.

When lower courts blocked Trump admin policies, SCOTUS intervened on an emergency basis to lift those orders in 77% of cases.

For the Biden administration, that number was 0%.
July 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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The most majestic thing you will see on #bluesky today. 😇
July 3, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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June 20, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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<Sob laugh>
June 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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April 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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From my Atlanta home, to yours:

Happy Confederate Surrender Day to all who celebrate— and doubly to all those who don’t.

Perish all compromises with tyranny!
April 9, 2025 at 12:57 PM