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Seeing libertarians say “well if you don’t want to get shot by the secret police then don’t go outside” has been so enlightening
January 12, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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We are the sons of the uncs you couldn’t chop
January 6, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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This may be the greatest thing I've ever gotten from the thrift store
January 6, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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January 6, 2026 at 8:50 AM
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This may seem overly simplistic but I think it’s kind of obvious as an adult that that you should be able to choose other adults to fuck or not fuck based on any reason you want without being scolded
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 12d
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
Majority of Gen Z swipe left on dating people with opposite political views
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
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December 31, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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erika kirk and JD vance planning the first annual Charlie Kirk Memorial Charity Gala
December 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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attention new bluesky users:
pick up that can
December 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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what does he know
October 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Good news! Our marine mammal wing is doing significantly better since we've started adding salt to the water.
December 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Our Komodo dragon is fine. He’s faking the limp because last time the vet gave him ketamine.
December 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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How it feels to drink juice as an adult
December 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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ChatGPT cuts the crusts off my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I'm a big business boy.
December 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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any chance i have to post this
December 3, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Hey man are you doing okay. I saw you changed your Nintendo Switch profile icon from that Star Fox babe to a picture of Luigi holding the barrel of a gun against his nuts. Is that from one of the Luigi's Mansions? I'm here for you no matter what but I never played any of em. No spoilers please.
November 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Crying at Ronald Reagan bearing silent witness
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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"We have a great portrait of FDR that I found in the vaults that was missing for years. I found it and I put it up. He's a Democrat, to the best of my knowledge...

And when the mayor saw that portrait, he said, Sir, do you mind if I have a picture taken by that portrait?' It's an amazing portrait."
November 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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he never looks at JD that way
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Oh to be a spiky little guy snuffling around in the mossy ground
November 13, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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⭐🌟 searching by starlight 🌟⭐
November 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Important to understand the Epstein stuff and the fascism and the corruption are, in a lot of ways, really all the same story from different angles: powerful men who can and do abuse vulnerable people around them because they can, and because systems of elite accountability catastrophically failed
November 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM