The Girl of Lemongrab
mc-hesher.bsky.social
The Girl of Lemongrab
@mc-hesher.bsky.social
Pinned
Never ever ever forget this
Reposted by The Girl of Lemongrab
“We didn’t see them and were just shooting the wreckage”/“We were worried they’d keep fighting” were the exact excuses offered in the Peleus case, as it happens.
December 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Reposted by The Girl of Lemongrab
There’s an established penalty for ordering the killing of shipwrecked sailors (even during a war, which we are manifestly not in) and we should apply that penalty. I would say it’s vitally important to apply that penalty, in fact.
December 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Reposted by The Girl of Lemongrab
We should execute him at the first opportunity. Not even kidding. Peleus precedent
December 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Reposted by The Girl of Lemongrab
this is the point of my pinned skeet: fascists are miserable little men who want to force the world to be as little and miserable as they are, and any fictional representation has to lean all the way in to that pathetic sorriness to resist appropriation
bsky.app/profile/benj...
remember, fascists are small men who want to feel big, dorks who want to look cool, simpletons who cant handle complexity

theyre losers who embrace a low effort ideology that lets them win, playing on easy mode to feel like theyve conquered something
December 4, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Reposted by The Girl of Lemongrab
Going all in on the machismo is the mistake. You need to show the machismo break down completely into an animalistic, self-indulgent yawp with no sense of glory or sexual luster or mystery or anything except the attempt of an empty soul to fill itself with kitsch.
December 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Reposted by The Girl of Lemongrab
You *can* but it is genuinely hard to pull off and requires capturing the wretchedness and smallness of it.

Chaplin did that. You got to see these allegedly world-striding despots acting like the overgrown schoolyard bullies they actually were.
Frankly I think this is more about the fact that you cannot satirize fascism while using the aesthetics of fascism because the story just becomes fascist. Dredd stopped being satire within a few years of first publication - the America arc was a failed rearguard action on this.
DOJ's newest recruitment ad features Judge Dredd, the comic satire about the dangers of lawless policing and authoritarian power
December 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Reposted by The Girl of Lemongrab
remember, fascists are small men who want to feel big, dorks who want to look cool, simpletons who cant handle complexity

theyre losers who embrace a low effort ideology that lets them win, playing on easy mode to feel like theyve conquered something
May 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Reposted by The Girl of Lemongrab
So like, I’m to believe the boat that had just been hit with a missile, all but two people on it killed, was a) still seaworthy, and b) once flipped back over would still be loaded with viable loads of drugs? Gimme a fuckin break.
Q: What did you see in the second strike?

Cotton: "I saw two survivors trying to flip a boat -- loaded with drugs, bound for the United States -- back over, so they could stay in the fight."
December 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Reposted by The Girl of Lemongrab
So are we still gonna argue that the drones spotted near European airports and military bases over the last few months were a media contagion driven hoax?
Quite breathtaking story - military grade drones at Dublin airport which flew on the path Zelensky's plane took. The drones reached the flight path of his plane exactly the time it should have been there, but just missed it because Zelensky arrived ahead of schedule:
Four unidentified military-style drones breached no-fly zone to target Zelenskyy's arrival in Dublin
Gardaí are investigating whether the drones took off from land in Dublin or from an undetected ship.
www.thejournal.ie
December 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Reposted by The Girl of Lemongrab
rfk jr wants to kill your kids, it’s really that simple.
Kennedy’s Methodical 2-Decade Quest to Dismantle Vaccine Policy
www.nytimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Reposted by The Girl of Lemongrab
Trump struggles when people remember what a Trump Presidency is like.
December 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Reposted by The Girl of Lemongrab
Trump is the ethnic candidate of the largest American ethnic group who ran as the nominee of that group's political party - no wonder he did so well!
December 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Reposted by The Girl of Lemongrab
the avatar of American whiteness won in 2016 and 2024. the dope who couldn't keep Congress and couldn't cure COVID lost in 2020.
December 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Reposted by The Girl of Lemongrab
Again the dumbest (and yet somehow tolerated) political analysis you come across in 2025 is someone saying Trump is “easy to beat” after we’ve seen him survive saying things weekly in a campaign that would end any other politician’s career. It’s insane cope to think “weak opposition” explains that
December 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Reposted by The Girl of Lemongrab
The unfortunate reality is that Trump trounced Jeb!, Cruz, Rubio, DeSantis, and Haley despite all of them being on paper very strong candidates with successful careers until they faced him
Hey since you're not gonna answer this question, lemme help out:

Donald Trump is and was an incredibly strong candidate for reasons that are utterly repulsive but nonetheless true, and you idiots acting like he wasn't or isn't is why no one listens to you.
December 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Reposted by The Girl of Lemongrab
Trump is like two decades preceding him of rw media guys distilled and rolled into one
The unfortunate reality is that Trump trounced Jeb!, Cruz, Rubio, DeSantis, and Haley despite all of them being on paper very strong candidates with successful careers until they faced him
Hey since you're not gonna answer this question, lemme help out:

Donald Trump is and was an incredibly strong candidate for reasons that are utterly repulsive but nonetheless true, and you idiots acting like he wasn't or isn't is why no one listens to you.
December 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Reposted by The Girl of Lemongrab
It is *very* divisive to suggest that Tom Cotton wanted civil unrest to devolve into something much more terrifying in 2020.

You should definitely not accuse Tom Cotton of fantasizing about civil war. That would be offensive.
Opinion | Tom Cotton: Send In the Troops (Published 2020)
www.nytimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Reposted by The Girl of Lemongrab
This guy *definitely* didn’t want the army to shoot protesters and its uncivil to claim otherwise
December 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Reposted by The Girl of Lemongrab
blood thirsty maniac
Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.), to reporters, after viewing video footage of the U.S. strikes on alleged drug boats in the Caribbean on Sept. 2:

"Righteous strikes." "Entirely lawful."
December 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Reposted by The Girl of Lemongrab
"Russia would never attack Ireland" -people in my mentions four days ago
Quite breathtaking story - military grade drones at Dublin airport which flew on the path Zelensky's plane took. The drones reached the flight path of his plane exactly the time it should have been there, but just missed it because Zelensky arrived ahead of schedule:
Four unidentified military-style drones breached no-fly zone to target Zelenskyy's arrival in Dublin
Gardaí are investigating whether the drones took off from land in Dublin or from an undetected ship.
www.thejournal.ie
December 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Reposted by The Girl of Lemongrab
Feels like "missing" is inaccurate. This child was kidnapped by the secret police and is now either a political prisoner or a trafficking victim.
December 3, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Reposted by The Girl of Lemongrab
They knew then and they know worse now and they’re saving it all for their ‘everybody knew the president was declining’ memoirs

Disgusting
December 3, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Reposted by The Girl of Lemongrab
Its black comedy that its only now that the media seems to well and truly know that Donald Trump Is Old
December 3, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Reposted by The Girl of Lemongrab
a kennedy fleeing the scene? this is a first
That observation about RFK Jr in a crisis -- during a recent incident in the Oval Office when a visitor collapsed, he quickly distanced himself. Much speculation but no clear reports on where he went or what he was doing.
RAW VIDEO: Guest passes out during White House presser on GLP-1 weight loss drugs
YouTube video by KOMO News
www.youtube.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Reposted by The Girl of Lemongrab
you don’t hate the media enough
still can't get over that mainstream media closed the 2024 presidential election cycle with this non-story
December 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM