Mcg05
@mcg05.bsky.social
At best, the second worst person you know.
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the succubus who shot and killed her own dog because it didn’t bend to her will has Many Thoughts about the misuse of weapons
Noem: "People need to stop using their vehicles as weapons ... it's clear that it's being coordinated. People are being trained"
January 8, 2026 at 6:18 AM
the succubus who shot and killed her own dog because it didn’t bend to her will has Many Thoughts about the misuse of weapons
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That’s unfair; it also convinces people to kill themselves.
AI CEOs: why aren't people more pro-AI?!
also AI CEOs: we have invented the automated revenge porn machine
also AI CEOs: we have invented the automated revenge porn machine
January 1, 2026 at 11:07 PM
That’s unfair; it also convinces people to kill themselves.
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The Rhodesian military has always been an especially funny mythic archetype because they were basically an alternative for people who like racism but wish the Confederacy ate more shit
This ICE post is a reference to a Rhodesian Army recruiting poster ("Be A Man Among Men") that's very popular with white supremacists.
January 1, 2026 at 12:37 AM
The Rhodesian military has always been an especially funny mythic archetype because they were basically an alternative for people who like racism but wish the Confederacy ate more shit
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As fine an actor as he was, Isiah was an even better spirit and the greatest gentleman.
‘The Wire’ actor Isiah Whitlock Jr. dies at 71
"The Wire" actor Isiah Whitlock Jr. died on Tuesday at age 71.
www.thebanner.com
December 31, 2025 at 1:27 AM
As fine an actor as he was, Isiah was an even better spirit and the greatest gentleman.
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if i'm private ryan i am so pissed at hanks for that "earn this" shit. oh did my three dead brothers not cover the bill? fuck you. gonna drag my family to your grave in 50 years so they can see me piss on it. gonna tell em the last thing your dumb dead ass did is try to kill a tank with your sidearm
December 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
if i'm private ryan i am so pissed at hanks for that "earn this" shit. oh did my three dead brothers not cover the bill? fuck you. gonna drag my family to your grave in 50 years so they can see me piss on it. gonna tell em the last thing your dumb dead ass did is try to kill a tank with your sidearm
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If a bear attacks you, stay calm. Try to see the situation from their point of view
November 28, 2024 at 5:48 AM
If a bear attacks you, stay calm. Try to see the situation from their point of view
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Andor fans were confident that the second, and final, season of the series would be an event to behold. And it was, with unparalleled storytelling and also a narrative miracle of converting three seasons into one.
To see all the nominees and for more info: https://t.co/JrZpTzTOfX
#IGNAwards
To see all the nominees and for more info: https://t.co/JrZpTzTOfX
#IGNAwards
December 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Andor fans were confident that the second, and final, season of the series would be an event to behold. And it was, with unparalleled storytelling and also a narrative miracle of converting three seasons into one.
To see all the nominees and for more info: https://t.co/JrZpTzTOfX
#IGNAwards
To see all the nominees and for more info: https://t.co/JrZpTzTOfX
#IGNAwards
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In 2018, we were lucky enough to have Rob Reiner join us on NNF. It was an honor and a joy. We’re rereleasing the episode to share the light and laughs he brought to us. Our thoughts and condolences go out to the Reiner family. He was a true legend and a great human. Rest in peace, friend.
December 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
In 2018, we were lucky enough to have Rob Reiner join us on NNF. It was an honor and a joy. We’re rereleasing the episode to share the light and laughs he brought to us. Our thoughts and condolences go out to the Reiner family. He was a true legend and a great human. Rest in peace, friend.
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VIDEO: and that's how you cook a whole turkey in a log cabin
ME: what an informative and soothing time
YOUTUBE: more videos from FrontierPatriot88
ME: oh, I did not read that name before--
FRONTIERPATRIOT88 VIDEO: how to homeschool your white children
ME:
ME: yeah my bad
ME: what an informative and soothing time
YOUTUBE: more videos from FrontierPatriot88
ME: oh, I did not read that name before--
FRONTIERPATRIOT88 VIDEO: how to homeschool your white children
ME:
ME: yeah my bad
December 13, 2025 at 7:09 AM
VIDEO: and that's how you cook a whole turkey in a log cabin
ME: what an informative and soothing time
YOUTUBE: more videos from FrontierPatriot88
ME: oh, I did not read that name before--
FRONTIERPATRIOT88 VIDEO: how to homeschool your white children
ME:
ME: yeah my bad
ME: what an informative and soothing time
YOUTUBE: more videos from FrontierPatriot88
ME: oh, I did not read that name before--
FRONTIERPATRIOT88 VIDEO: how to homeschool your white children
ME:
ME: yeah my bad
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Lmfao every AI defense piece is like "AYY I FUCKIN SUCK BRO HOPEFULLY THIS FUCKIN STEAL YOUR SHIT MACHINE WILL MAKE ME SUCK SLIGHTLY LESS OK"
December 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Lmfao every AI defense piece is like "AYY I FUCKIN SUCK BRO HOPEFULLY THIS FUCKIN STEAL YOUR SHIT MACHINE WILL MAKE ME SUCK SLIGHTLY LESS OK"
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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you can immediately clock WKRP fans just by seeing whose face lights up with these 10 little words: "As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
“WKRP In Cincinnati” premieres 47 years ago today — a show that creator Hugh Wilson based on radio staff he knew from his days in advertising.
“Every call letter that I ran through my mind was already taken,” he said. “I think WKRP was not taken because it can be said that it spells ‘crap.'”
“Every call letter that I ran through my mind was already taken,” he said. “I think WKRP was not taken because it can be said that it spells ‘crap.'”
September 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
you can immediately clock WKRP fans just by seeing whose face lights up with these 10 little words: "As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
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Ian Miles Cheong: Everyone must go back to the country where they are born. Please don't tell people I'm living in Malaysia, where I was born, but spend my entire life complaining about America.
Ian Miles Cheong: *has been secretly living in Dubai this whole time*
Ian Miles Cheong: *has been secretly living in Dubai this whole time*
Someone is having concerns about Twitter privacy all of a sudden
November 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Ian Miles Cheong: Everyone must go back to the country where they are born. Please don't tell people I'm living in Malaysia, where I was born, but spend my entire life complaining about America.
Ian Miles Cheong: *has been secretly living in Dubai this whole time*
Ian Miles Cheong: *has been secretly living in Dubai this whole time*
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JD Vance slams Canada after being rejected by sexy chesterfield
JD Vance slams Canada after being rejected by sexy chesterfield
WASHINGTON D.C. - American Vice President JD Vance has posted online, slamming the country of Canada's economic and immigration policies, which insiders reveal stems from hurt feelings over being sexu...
www.thebeaverton.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
JD Vance slams Canada after being rejected by sexy chesterfield
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patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
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Teenage boys who trick-or-treat without a costume: it’s time to learn a lesson in what zero effort gets you. You get a treat, but it’s a can of warm La Croix thrown at you from twenty feet away.
November 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Teenage boys who trick-or-treat without a costume: it’s time to learn a lesson in what zero effort gets you. You get a treat, but it’s a can of warm La Croix thrown at you from twenty feet away.
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Now THAT is how you do a season finale.
BREAKING | Truck hauling monkeys carrying hepatitis C, herpes and Covid overturns in Mississippi
Truck hauling monkeys carrying hepatitis C, herpes and Covid overturns in Mississippi
www.independent.co.uk
October 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Now THAT is how you do a season finale.
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when i die please avenge my death regardless of the circumstances
June 13, 2023 at 3:35 AM
when i die please avenge my death regardless of the circumstances
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Robert Clothier was known across Canada as Relic on The Beachcombers.
But long before that show premiered, he was a decorated Second World War pilot who flew over 50 combat missions in Europe and had to learn to walk again following a crash.
This is his amazing story.
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But long before that show premiered, he was a decorated Second World War pilot who flew over 50 combat missions in Europe and had to learn to walk again following a crash.
This is his amazing story.
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October 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Robert Clothier was known across Canada as Relic on The Beachcombers.
But long before that show premiered, he was a decorated Second World War pilot who flew over 50 combat missions in Europe and had to learn to walk again following a crash.
This is his amazing story.
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But long before that show premiered, he was a decorated Second World War pilot who flew over 50 combat missions in Europe and had to learn to walk again following a crash.
This is his amazing story.
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