hegelianchant
hegelianchant
@meatulpa.bsky.social
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The pure of heart have no need to floss.
December 12, 2024 at 4:08 PM
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look at his lawyer dawg
December 10, 2024 at 11:37 PM
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you’re telling me this man’s name is Luigi’s Mansion
December 9, 2024 at 6:43 PM
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luigi mangione can't have done it because he was with me the whole time a-havin-a the spicy-a meatball
December 9, 2024 at 7:12 PM
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the human foot should be inflatable
December 9, 2024 at 1:37 PM
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A robot may not make a casserole, nor through inaction, allow a casserole to be made
December 8, 2024 at 4:07 PM
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making this my pinned until he’s gone
been losing my shit at this for what feels like hours
December 9, 2024 at 6:23 AM
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taylor swift has just invaded northern syria
December 9, 2024 at 7:23 AM
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(me as a hockey coach) c’mon guys icing is for cakes!!
December 5, 2024 at 6:38 PM
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Oh my.
If you've never seen the first Solaris adaptation, now's the time.

You may not like it, but if you like sci-fi, you must watch it at least once. 😁
December 6, 2024 at 9:08 AM
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Okay but why is Trent Reznor so unhappy about it?
December 5, 2024 at 10:20 AM
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My neck
My back
My farmer’s almanac
December 3, 2024 at 12:45 PM
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it's not that I want to remember this it's that it explains almost everything that's happened since
November 19, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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My birthstone is pecan pie.
November 19, 2024 at 3:13 AM
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if it's not a seven-layer-dipoma I don't want it
November 21, 2024 at 6:23 AM
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every time i see a headline about the “department of government efficiency” i get annoyed again at how much of a fucking loser elon musk is
November 19, 2024 at 1:51 PM
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New gravy just dropped
November 21, 2023 at 10:55 PM
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a doctor, performing a series of routine tests and asking after each “would you like to round up on that”
November 19, 2024 at 1:07 PM
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I don’t really know anything about it,,, but it sounds like a pretty good idea
November 14, 2024 at 4:55 PM
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Eels, the slap bracelets of the sea.
May 8, 2024 at 8:20 PM
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whew Vivek is a guy who’s never seen anything but an at-will employment contract in his life and has no idea how US federal government employment works and/or faced a union
concluding slide for our class on neoliberalism today
November 14, 2024 at 3:31 PM