Matt Woolley…
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30. Sarcasm doesn't translate in print at all. #cpfc #maytheforcebewithyou
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An objectively hilarious thing for the president of the United States of America to say, especially using that timeframe
Trump talks about Denmark and Greenland just now: "The fact that they landed a boat there 500 years ago doesn't mean that they own the land."
January 9, 2026 at 10:29 PM
An objectively hilarious thing for the president of the United States of America to say, especially using that timeframe
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“I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.”
September 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
“I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.”
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Oh wow. Lee Clark absolutely destroyed here 😬
September 18, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Oh wow. Lee Clark absolutely destroyed here 😬
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They've been told that racism is wrong but they've also been told that the views they hold are right. So if the views they hold are right then they can't be racist because that is wrong
This, from The Londoner yesterday, also features people on the march who claim not to be racists. Though the things they say prove otherwise
September 16, 2025 at 9:37 AM
They've been told that racism is wrong but they've also been told that the views they hold are right. So if the views they hold are right then they can't be racist because that is wrong
Continually having a bad referees. But nothing will get said because it’s palace Sunderland.
September 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Continually having a bad referees. But nothing will get said because it’s palace Sunderland.
Selhurst station the shambles as usual
September 13, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Selhurst station the shambles as usual
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See people saying that Palace had all summer to sign a replacement for Guehi.
Similarly, Liverpool had all summer to put in a serious bid.
Similarly, Liverpool had all summer to put in a serious bid.
September 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
See people saying that Palace had all summer to sign a replacement for Guehi.
Similarly, Liverpool had all summer to put in a serious bid.
Similarly, Liverpool had all summer to put in a serious bid.
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We should have pushed the boat out for Glasner and enjoyed the climax before he goes somewhere bigger.
Genuinely possible to win at least two trophies this season with him, Guehi in situ and some clever additions.
Get the glory and then worry about the weather afterwards.
Killed by caution.
Genuinely possible to win at least two trophies this season with him, Guehi in situ and some clever additions.
Get the glory and then worry about the weather afterwards.
Killed by caution.
September 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
We should have pushed the boat out for Glasner and enjoyed the climax before he goes somewhere bigger.
Genuinely possible to win at least two trophies this season with him, Guehi in situ and some clever additions.
Get the glory and then worry about the weather afterwards.
Killed by caution.
Genuinely possible to win at least two trophies this season with him, Guehi in situ and some clever additions.
Get the glory and then worry about the weather afterwards.
Killed by caution.
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I turn on my TV and a TV presenter is asking a Govt minister why they are talking about rolling out free childcare when the big issue is asylum hotels. This is objectively insane.
September 1, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I turn on my TV and a TV presenter is asking a Govt minister why they are talking about rolling out free childcare when the big issue is asylum hotels. This is objectively insane.
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![Just Stop Oil
@JustStop_Oil tweets:
Aug 27
So you're saying if we'd sprayed stuff white and then put a red cross on it the media would have supported us?
You live and learn I guess.
[Below, a roundabout in England painted with St George's flag]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ysg7hp6kgncoryoll2fz2pgk/bafkreigk4oedxcpckuvxaegjqc4atmjkfmb3guwybbialo6o5aiaq6m5jq@jpeg)
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Crystal Palace's last 10 games have included Arsenal away, Liverpool away, Chelsea away, Spurs away, FA Cup semi-final vs Villa, FA Cup final vs Man City, Community Shield vs Liverpool. They are unbeaten in all those 10 games and won 2 trophies. Oliver Glasner 📈👑
August 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Crystal Palace's last 10 games have included Arsenal away, Liverpool away, Chelsea away, Spurs away, FA Cup semi-final vs Villa, FA Cup final vs Man City, Community Shield vs Liverpool. They are unbeaten in all those 10 games and won 2 trophies. Oliver Glasner 📈👑
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Congratulations to Nottingham Forest, who have just been awarded the Community Shield by UEFA.
August 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Congratulations to Nottingham Forest, who have just been awarded the Community Shield by UEFA.
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not entirely convinced by a process that aims to find the best club side in the world and concludes that it's chelsea
July 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
not entirely convinced by a process that aims to find the best club side in the world and concludes that it's chelsea
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If the laws governing your game allow for the fudges by Red Bull and CFG but not for the scenario Palace and Lyon find themselves in, you really should let this one slide and reassess your regulations.
July 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
If the laws governing your game allow for the fudges by Red Bull and CFG but not for the scenario Palace and Lyon find themselves in, you really should let this one slide and reassess your regulations.
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I’m increasingly convinced that Textor and Marinakis have some kind of informal agreement which sees Textor attempt to scupper Palace’s Europa League entry in return for over-inflated player purchases between Forest and Lyon.
July 2, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I’m increasingly convinced that Textor and Marinakis have some kind of informal agreement which sees Textor attempt to scupper Palace’s Europa League entry in return for over-inflated player purchases between Forest and Lyon.
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If Wolves fans don’t nickname him Jenny then they have failed as fans. bsky.app/profile/us-w...
June 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
If Wolves fans don’t nickname him Jenny then they have failed as fans. bsky.app/profile/us-w...
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The owner of Twitter sends out 100 right wing propaganda tweets every single day and the algorithm is set up so that every single person on Twitter has to see every single one of these tweets. Now here’s another piece about Blue Sky’s ideological diversity problem.
June 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The owner of Twitter sends out 100 right wing propaganda tweets every single day and the algorithm is set up so that every single person on Twitter has to see every single one of these tweets. Now here’s another piece about Blue Sky’s ideological diversity problem.
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Manchester City, charged with breaking Premier League financial and other rules for about a decade, have managed to commit more than 300 million pounds on new players since January. While the club denies the allegations, this thing has been hanging around now for seven years. Not a good look.
June 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Manchester City, charged with breaking Premier League financial and other rules for about a decade, have managed to commit more than 300 million pounds on new players since January. While the club denies the allegations, this thing has been hanging around now for seven years. Not a good look.
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No one likes a grass
June 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
No one likes a grass
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Last 4 Champions league winners - 3 sportswashing projects and Franco's team. The beautiful game.
May 31, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Last 4 Champions league winners - 3 sportswashing projects and Franco's team. The beautiful game.
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PSG being fuelled by electric and likable young players shouldn't overshadow how the club came to be where it is now. They don't subjugate Ligue 1 without the Qatar takeover. Sportswashing works.
PSG were an irrelevance in European football until a state-backed project transformed them into a symbol of modern football’s moral drift - soft power, sportswashing, and influence beyond the pitch. Good as they are, success built on that model leaves a bitter taste.
May 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
PSG being fuelled by electric and likable young players shouldn't overshadow how the club came to be where it is now. They don't subjugate Ligue 1 without the Qatar takeover. Sportswashing works.
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PSG were an irrelevance in European football until a state-backed project transformed them into a symbol of modern football’s moral drift - soft power, sportswashing, and influence beyond the pitch. Good as they are, success built on that model leaves a bitter taste.
May 31, 2025 at 7:08 PM
PSG were an irrelevance in European football until a state-backed project transformed them into a symbol of modern football’s moral drift - soft power, sportswashing, and influence beyond the pitch. Good as they are, success built on that model leaves a bitter taste.
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Hearing Chelsea have just agreed to sell the Conference League trophy and all medals to their parent company for £319.7m
May 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Hearing Chelsea have just agreed to sell the Conference League trophy and all medals to their parent company for £319.7m
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It demonstrates just how far this country has sunk into the gutter when the mob’s first concern isn’t the dead, dying or injured in Liverpool - but the ethnicity of the criminal so they can weaponise it to push a racist agenda.
It is so fucking shameful.
The absolute antithesis of patriotism.
It is so fucking shameful.
The absolute antithesis of patriotism.
May 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
It demonstrates just how far this country has sunk into the gutter when the mob’s first concern isn’t the dead, dying or injured in Liverpool - but the ethnicity of the criminal so they can weaponise it to push a racist agenda.
It is so fucking shameful.
The absolute antithesis of patriotism.
It is so fucking shameful.
The absolute antithesis of patriotism.
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But yeah sure it’s immigration that is the issue with this country 🥴 www.theguardian.com/news/2025/ma...
UK’s 50 richest families hold more wealth than 50% of population, analysis finds
Equality Trust says billionaires getting ‘ludicrously’ richer, with top two now wealthier than whole of 1990 rich list
www.theguardian.com
May 20, 2025 at 5:26 AM
But yeah sure it’s immigration that is the issue with this country 🥴 www.theguardian.com/news/2025/ma...