Mike Chauvet 🤡
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I was saying boo-urns.
"lit and traumatizing"
I was saying boo-urns.
"lit and traumatizing"
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And Tiny Tim, wh-- wait, d'you hear what I hear, Cornette? BAH GAWD YES IT'S HIS MUSIC, IT'S TINY TIM'S MUSIC, THERE HE IS MAKING HIS WAY RINGSIDE, HE DID NOT DIE, HE DID NOT DIE, AS GAWD IS MY WITNESS WE THOUGHT HE WUZ A GONER, QUICK, SOMEONE GET HIM A MIC CAUSE I THINK HE'S GOT SOMETHING TO SAY
December 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
And Tiny Tim, wh-- wait, d'you hear what I hear, Cornette? BAH GAWD YES IT'S HIS MUSIC, IT'S TINY TIM'S MUSIC, THERE HE IS MAKING HIS WAY RINGSIDE, HE DID NOT DIE, HE DID NOT DIE, AS GAWD IS MY WITNESS WE THOUGHT HE WUZ A GONER, QUICK, SOMEONE GET HIM A MIC CAUSE I THINK HE'S GOT SOMETHING TO SAY
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Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
December 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
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how to handle the what now
Wet rat winter? How to handle toilet rats after Washington's heavy rain
Rats finding their way through plumbing and up through toilets is nothing new. But after heavy rain and flooding, like the record-setting floods Washington state experienced in December 2025, can forc...
www.kuow.org
December 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
how to handle the what now
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The year is 2035. There are three game studios left. Each one produces a game every 10 years, killing 250+ developers in the process. They all accidentally make the same game because they used genAI in preproduction. They sell 500 million units each, missing quarterly targets. Everyone is laid off.
December 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The year is 2035. There are three game studios left. Each one produces a game every 10 years, killing 250+ developers in the process. They all accidentally make the same game because they used genAI in preproduction. They sell 500 million units each, missing quarterly targets. Everyone is laid off.
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The creation of a penis costs $150,000 each. It costs $400,000 if you want to add testicles
December 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The creation of a penis costs $150,000 each. It costs $400,000 if you want to add testicles
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Fantastic piece.
December 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Fantastic piece.
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MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok
December 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok
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Wait. We're going to start a war with Venezuela because they are sending Don Jr's cocaine to Europe?? Can't he just go buy it there??
Sen. Chris Murphy said Hegseth + Rubio admitted to senators yesterday that no fentanyl is coming out of Venezuela -- despite Trump’s misleading efforts to tie the country to the deadly drug so he can justify bombing boats.
The boats have cocaine, bound for Europe. www.huffpost.com/entry/chris-...
The boats have cocaine, bound for Europe. www.huffpost.com/entry/chris-...
Senator Reaches Damning Conclusions After Classified Briefing With Hegseth, Rubio
Sen. Chris Murphy trashed a meeting with the Cabinet duo about the Trump administration's boat bombings.
www.huffpost.com
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Wait. We're going to start a war with Venezuela because they are sending Don Jr's cocaine to Europe?? Can't he just go buy it there??
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The power combo for every right-wing populist party is “we’ll kick out the immigrants, and spend the money we save on YOU.”
Republicans are too anti-welfare state to go there. So their version is “your house will be cheaper when the migrants are gone, also here’s a massive healthcare bill.”
Republicans are too anti-welfare state to go there. So their version is “your house will be cheaper when the migrants are gone, also here’s a massive healthcare bill.”
I will never understand how so many people argue “the government can’t effectively provide healthcare” when it’s one of the few things we know, for a fact, it can do, because it already does this. It’s like claiming the government can’t deliver mail. Buddy sit down you’re not gonna believe this
December 17, 2025 at 12:29 PM
The power combo for every right-wing populist party is “we’ll kick out the immigrants, and spend the money we save on YOU.”
Republicans are too anti-welfare state to go there. So their version is “your house will be cheaper when the migrants are gone, also here’s a massive healthcare bill.”
Republicans are too anti-welfare state to go there. So their version is “your house will be cheaper when the migrants are gone, also here’s a massive healthcare bill.”
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A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
December 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
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OOF.
Steam Replay accidentally exposing that barely anyone is playing new games anymore. Just 14% of total playtime was for 2025 games
Wonder why new studios are dying so frequently
Wonder why new studios are dying so frequently
December 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM
OOF.
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Tesla’s Robotaxi is crashing roughly once every 40,000 miles so far in Austin, and that's with a human safety supervisor in vehicle.
For comparison, the average human driver in the US crashes about once every 500,000 miles.
electrek.co/2025/12/15/t...
For comparison, the average human driver in the US crashes about once every 500,000 miles.
electrek.co/2025/12/15/t...
Tesla reports another Robotaxi crash, even with supervisor as it moves to remove them
Tesla has reported yet another crash involving its Robotaxi fleet in Austin to the NHTSA. The new data keeps the...
electrek.co
December 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Tesla’s Robotaxi is crashing roughly once every 40,000 miles so far in Austin, and that's with a human safety supervisor in vehicle.
For comparison, the average human driver in the US crashes about once every 500,000 miles.
electrek.co/2025/12/15/t...
For comparison, the average human driver in the US crashes about once every 500,000 miles.
electrek.co/2025/12/15/t...
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I worked in a video game store in a mall, and was asked if we sold chair legs.
Multiple times.
Multiple times.
man i have never had as many stupid questions as when i worked at Lush, just thinking about it now and we really put retail workers Through It don't we
December 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I worked in a video game store in a mall, and was asked if we sold chair legs.
Multiple times.
Multiple times.
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Das ist ziemlich exakt…Religion als rechtsradikales Live Action Role Playing.
December 15, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Das ist ziemlich exakt…Religion als rechtsradikales Live Action Role Playing.
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This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
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We've recruited the most prolific generative AI users in the world to whip up several creative series for our day one launch! We can't wAIt!
December 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
We've recruited the most prolific generative AI users in the world to whip up several creative series for our day one launch! We can't wAIt!
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Leavitt: Mr President, you look great. No one can tell that the flesh in your hands is turning to liquid and dripping onto the floor into steaming piles of radioactive goo
*door opens*
RFK Jr, licking his lips: Did someone say radioactive goo
*door opens*
RFK Jr, licking his lips: Did someone say radioactive goo
December 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Leavitt: Mr President, you look great. No one can tell that the flesh in your hands is turning to liquid and dripping onto the floor into steaming piles of radioactive goo
*door opens*
RFK Jr, licking his lips: Did someone say radioactive goo
*door opens*
RFK Jr, licking his lips: Did someone say radioactive goo
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What's the biggest story in the country today? It's not Erika Kirk's town hall but the CBS website already has at least 14 stories on it and an entire special section on the home page. www.cbsnews.com
December 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
What's the biggest story in the country today? It's not Erika Kirk's town hall but the CBS website already has at least 14 stories on it and an entire special section on the home page. www.cbsnews.com
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We're completely screwed if our response to measles is going to be asking antivaxxers - the most selfish and stupid people in our society - to voluntarily self-report and quarantine for 21 days each every time they get exposed
More than 250 people who were exposed to measles, including dozens of unvaccinated school-aged children, are quarantining in South Carolina as the state wrestles to contain an outbreak that has sickened more than 110 people.
Hundreds Quarantined in South Carolina as Measles Outbreak Shows No Sign of Slowing
The outbreak shows no signs of slowing, likely because of the affected area’s “lower-than-hoped-for vaccination coverage,” a state health official said.
nyti.ms
December 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
We're completely screwed if our response to measles is going to be asking antivaxxers - the most selfish and stupid people in our society - to voluntarily self-report and quarantine for 21 days each every time they get exposed
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As of today, the only person in this Daily Penn visual that hasn't been fined millions of dollars or convicted of a felony is Luigi Mangione, believe it or not
I mean, the Penn student newspaper isn't wrong, but www.instagram.com/p/DSH1X4EDwP...
December 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
As of today, the only person in this Daily Penn visual that hasn't been fined millions of dollars or convicted of a felony is Luigi Mangione, believe it or not