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Sam 🇵🇸
@misterwoodles.bsky.social
· Mar 24
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
The Good Place and Crazy Ex Girlfriend, to name two from the past decade
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 7, 2026 at 1:16 AM
The Good Place and Crazy Ex Girlfriend, to name two from the past decade
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, met a girl who sang the blues, and he asked her for some happy news, but she just smiled and turned away...
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, eventually became a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Dawn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth!
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, eventually found himself on a planet called Third Earth, where he had a long-running quarrel with a group of anthropomorphic cats
December 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, met a girl who sang the blues, and he asked her for some happy news, but she just smiled and turned away...
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I’m not making free content for a website owned by a guy who thinks my family existing is a form of genocide against white people, which is why I’m not going back to that place.
December 15, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I’m not making free content for a website owned by a guy who thinks my family existing is a form of genocide against white people, which is why I’m not going back to that place.
Only 9 more years until Batman hits the public domain
THE BEATING OFF JOKER: its too late batman! im beating off!
BATMAN: no! stop this at once!!!
THE BEATING OFF JOKER: [beating off] AH HA HA HA HA HA HA
BATMAN: no! stop this at once!!!
THE BEATING OFF JOKER: [beating off] AH HA HA HA HA HA HA
December 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Only 9 more years until Batman hits the public domain
It would be wild if it turned out Billy Zane in Titanic was Cameron's author insert
James Cameron stayed at the hotel I worked at in OKC a few times a year because his wife is from the city and he was a gigantic prick every single time. Treated all the workers like shit, never tipped, etc.
I am of the opinion that how a person treats service workers tells you who they really are.
I am of the opinion that how a person treats service workers tells you who they really are.
icymi- james cameron lurves elon musk apparently www.theringer.com/podcasts/the...
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
It would be wild if it turned out Billy Zane in Titanic was Cameron's author insert
Never seen an episode of this show, but I caught the theme song literally one time when I was 15 and I still remember it, it was that good.
This isn't even close to anybody else's replies.
But come on. A skirt over jeans? Cool as shit.
But come on. A skirt over jeans? Cool as shit.
November 23, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Never seen an episode of this show, but I caught the theme song literally one time when I was 15 and I still remember it, it was that good.
I'm just waiting for Adam Driver to be announced as Beedle
First look at the live-action ‘LEGEND OF ZELDA’ movie
In theaters on May 7, 2027
In theaters on May 7, 2027
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I'm just waiting for Adam Driver to be announced as Beedle
The Room
Jurassic Park 3
Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo
The Dark Knight: A XXX Parody
Jurassic Park 3
Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo
The Dark Knight: A XXX Parody
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The Room
Jurassic Park 3
Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo
The Dark Knight: A XXX Parody
Jurassic Park 3
Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo
The Dark Knight: A XXX Parody
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At this point I think it’s fair to say that most of the criticisms being lobbed at Mamdani are not out of genuine anger or surprise at any new revelations about him but are rather a transparently bad faith smear campaign to punish him for being a successful politician while Muslim
October 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
At this point I think it’s fair to say that most of the criticisms being lobbed at Mamdani are not out of genuine anger or surprise at any new revelations about him but are rather a transparently bad faith smear campaign to punish him for being a successful politician while Muslim
"From Cricket came your game, to crickets shall its players return"
just had a dream that baseball players were signing a deal with a witch to turn them into crickets rather than keep playing a really long game
October 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM
"From Cricket came your game, to crickets shall its players return"
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Oh Bari Weiss is just Ms Rachel’s Wario
October 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Oh Bari Weiss is just Ms Rachel’s Wario
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Power bills in Georgia are completely out of control. The Republicans on the PSC are representing everybody except the consumers footing the bill.
Go vote early this week!
Go vote early this week!
Today on Volts: hey listen up! The most important election of the year is happening in Georgia next month. Two seats on the (currently all-GOP) Public Service Commission are up & rising electricity prices are on everyone's mind. This is a bellwether for next year's governor & midterm elections!
Pay attention to the most important political race of 2025
With energy affordability set to dominate national politics, Peter Hubbard and Brionté McCorkle explain why a down-ballot Georgia race is ground zero for the fight.
www.volts.wtf
October 23, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Power bills in Georgia are completely out of control. The Republicans on the PSC are representing everybody except the consumers footing the bill.
Go vote early this week!
Go vote early this week!
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Take note of all these people turning out for protests in small towns in red states.
Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”
Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”
October 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Take note of all these people turning out for protests in small towns in red states.
Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”
Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”
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I really love how in England they have modified No Kings to No Tyrants out of local sensibilities whilst in Ireland they are all like NO KINGS, do I stutter.
October 18, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I really love how in England they have modified No Kings to No Tyrants out of local sensibilities whilst in Ireland they are all like NO KINGS, do I stutter.
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Is pickleball like Temu tennis?
October 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Is pickleball like Temu tennis?
It's not often on here I see a whole music thread that makes me wonder if someone stole my old iPod
monday songs
this one speaks to me so much. not so much in lyrics, but in tone. it feels like me. it was one of the first songs I liked on my own.
this one speaks to me so much. not so much in lyrics, but in tone. it feels like me. it was one of the first songs I liked on my own.
Molly (Sixteen Candles)
YouTube video by Sponge - Topic
youtu.be
October 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
It's not often on here I see a whole music thread that makes me wonder if someone stole my old iPod
If you see this, QRP with a game that released the year you were born.
I think I'm too old for this site
I think I'm too old for this site
October 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
If you see this, QRP with a game that released the year you were born.
I think I'm too old for this site
I think I'm too old for this site
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This is why "defund the police" was so important.
When the nazis were coming into power, there was a lag before local law enforcement was fully on board. People were able to get police protection from nazi-aligned paramilitaries. Here, today, police look at rising fascism and say “Finally. We’ve been waiting for this.” www.notus.org/democrats/me...
Democrats' New Fear: They Can’t Rely on Local Law Enforcement for Protection
“They called the local sheriff; they showed up and were going to arrest me,” said Rep. Steven Horsford.
www.notus.org
October 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
This is why "defund the police" was so important.
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its fucking real. its fucking real. i feel like im dreaming. i still dont believe it. i cannot believe its fucking real
October 3, 2025 at 7:23 AM
its fucking real. its fucking real. i feel like im dreaming. i still dont believe it. i cannot believe its fucking real
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No fucking way, I was just so sure it was never happening
October 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
No fucking way, I was just so sure it was never happening
"Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? Skittlebrau?"
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
"Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? Skittlebrau?"
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America is so large if you dont follow the news and haven't felt any direct repercussions you'd have no idea anything was happening. Just going out to buy a decorative gourd, they're sending US troops into cities, the president is a pedophile, oh hey this town has an apple festival this weekend
October 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
America is so large if you dont follow the news and haven't felt any direct repercussions you'd have no idea anything was happening. Just going out to buy a decorative gourd, they're sending US troops into cities, the president is a pedophile, oh hey this town has an apple festival this weekend
what if Orphan Black but instead of action thriller it's just a nine-way Parent Trap
September 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
what if Orphan Black but instead of action thriller it's just a nine-way Parent Trap
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AND THEN THEY LOST. THEY ALL FUCKING LOST TO REPUBLICANS. IT WAS FIFTEEN YEARS AGO AND THEY NEVER GOT ELECTED AGAIN BECAUSE PEOPLE JUST VOTED FOR THE REPUBLICAN. DO ACTUALLY NOT FUCKING COMPREHEND WHY THAT HAPPENED
September 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
AND THEN THEY LOST. THEY ALL FUCKING LOST TO REPUBLICANS. IT WAS FIFTEEN YEARS AGO AND THEY NEVER GOT ELECTED AGAIN BECAUSE PEOPLE JUST VOTED FOR THE REPUBLICAN. DO ACTUALLY NOT FUCKING COMPREHEND WHY THAT HAPPENED