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overheard between two friends:
“i’m just thinking about this show and how i’m not prepared for the end of the world”
“that’s okay, you can just die first. that’s what i’m gonna do. i’m not that obsessed with life”
“i’m just thinking about this show and how i’m not prepared for the end of the world”
“that’s okay, you can just die first. that’s what i’m gonna do. i’m not that obsessed with life”
March 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
overheard between two friends:
“i’m just thinking about this show and how i’m not prepared for the end of the world”
“that’s okay, you can just die first. that’s what i’m gonna do. i’m not that obsessed with life”
“i’m just thinking about this show and how i’m not prepared for the end of the world”
“that’s okay, you can just die first. that’s what i’m gonna do. i’m not that obsessed with life”
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♪♫
Gimme the yeet, boys, and free my soul
I wanna get tossed in a fuckin' hole, and thrown away...
♫♪
Gimme the yeet, boys, and free my soul
I wanna get tossed in a fuckin' hole, and thrown away...
♫♪
when I die please hollow out my body and fill me with candy
February 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
♪♫
Gimme the yeet, boys, and free my soul
I wanna get tossed in a fuckin' hole, and thrown away...
♫♪
Gimme the yeet, boys, and free my soul
I wanna get tossed in a fuckin' hole, and thrown away...
♫♪
What having a heart attack will do to you
February 23, 2025 at 8:51 AM
What having a heart attack will do to you
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(elon unveiling his new martian flag design) well as you uh can, you know, see. there's red which of course uh is the mars color. duh ha ha. and then here a white circle, and this is um representing the bright future for the ahh, human race. and then uh you have so, this is a hindu symbol,
January 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
(elon unveiling his new martian flag design) well as you uh can, you know, see. there's red which of course uh is the mars color. duh ha ha. and then here a white circle, and this is um representing the bright future for the ahh, human race. and then uh you have so, this is a hindu symbol,
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CHESTER BENNINGTON
(chorus)
I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗
I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗
MIKE SHINODA
(quietly)
Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine
(chorus)
I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗
I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗
MIKE SHINODA
(quietly)
Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine
November 10, 2024 at 12:23 AM
CHESTER BENNINGTON
(chorus)
I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗
I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗
MIKE SHINODA
(quietly)
Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine
(chorus)
I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗
I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗
MIKE SHINODA
(quietly)
Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine
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this highly resonates with me lol
November 19, 2024 at 1:31 AM
this highly resonates with me lol
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i hope we can all agree that the ideal solution to the libsoftiktok problem is that in a just society she would have likely been taken care of a long time ago
March 12, 2024 at 6:13 PM
i hope we can all agree that the ideal solution to the libsoftiktok problem is that in a just society she would have likely been taken care of a long time ago
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The problem with this app is y'all got too many
March 4, 2024 at 10:56 PM
The problem with this app is y'all got too many
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[restaurant]
waiter: how would you like your steak
me: i don't know, medium?
medium: *gazes into crystal ball* you will like it a lot
waiter: how would you like your steak
me: i don't know, medium?
medium: *gazes into crystal ball* you will like it a lot
March 2, 2024 at 4:21 PM
[restaurant]
waiter: how would you like your steak
me: i don't know, medium?
medium: *gazes into crystal ball* you will like it a lot
waiter: how would you like your steak
me: i don't know, medium?
medium: *gazes into crystal ball* you will like it a lot
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i try to post here more often, but i never get advertised to, i don't think anyone's scraping my data, and i get the sinking feeling nobody's making much money off me. hard to know what the point is
December 22, 2023 at 6:12 PM
i try to post here more often, but i never get advertised to, i don't think anyone's scraping my data, and i get the sinking feeling nobody's making much money off me. hard to know what the point is
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*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
December 16, 2023 at 4:33 PM
*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
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Bluesky rules because someone will post “get in my ass until it’s as raw as professional wrestling on Monday night” and then 10 minutes later they’ll post a picture of the sleepy time tea bear and go “lookit that bear he is sleepy I love him”
October 24, 2023 at 11:39 PM
Bluesky rules because someone will post “get in my ass until it’s as raw as professional wrestling on Monday night” and then 10 minutes later they’ll post a picture of the sleepy time tea bear and go “lookit that bear he is sleepy I love him”
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I’m one of the NYC municipal workers that rescues webbed-up criminals from the side of buildings Spider-Man leaves them on
We try to reach every robber before the webs dissolve and they fall to their death, but sometimes we have to make some tough choices
We try to reach every robber before the webs dissolve and they fall to their death, but sometimes we have to make some tough choices
October 22, 2023 at 4:53 PM
I’m one of the NYC municipal workers that rescues webbed-up criminals from the side of buildings Spider-Man leaves them on
We try to reach every robber before the webs dissolve and they fall to their death, but sometimes we have to make some tough choices
We try to reach every robber before the webs dissolve and they fall to their death, but sometimes we have to make some tough choices
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Gonna spend this weekend playing the new Mario, listening to the new Blink-182, and watching the new Scorsese movie, and then maybe I'll put on the news to see how the Monica Lewinsky scandal is going
October 20, 2023 at 11:54 PM
Gonna spend this weekend playing the new Mario, listening to the new Blink-182, and watching the new Scorsese movie, and then maybe I'll put on the news to see how the Monica Lewinsky scandal is going
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The joke is on you, Baby.
October 16, 2023 at 6:45 PM
The joke is on you, Baby.
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Okay, so I've got the faking it part down. When does the making it part start?
October 16, 2023 at 5:00 PM
Okay, so I've got the faking it part down. When does the making it part start?
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beyond burgers being “plant-based” implies that traditional burgers are “meat-cringe”
August 31, 2023 at 2:48 PM
beyond burgers being “plant-based” implies that traditional burgers are “meat-cringe”
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Every time I have to go #2 on a toilet with no bidet it's like the worst thing that ever happened, how do you people live like this
October 6, 2023 at 11:28 AM
Every time I have to go #2 on a toilet with no bidet it's like the worst thing that ever happened, how do you people live like this
I have become so spoiled by fiber internet already
October 5, 2023 at 4:58 AM
I have become so spoiled by fiber internet already