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Kariana Walker
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Preneur 🌱
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This is Peanut. He decided to stay home from work today. Doesn't have a job, but is too exhausted to go even if he did have one. 12/10 (TT: peanut5025)
January 21, 2026 at 10:32 PM
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At this point
you need no longer
greet anyone with
“happy new year,”
for at this point
the year is not new
and it is not
the other thing either.
January 19, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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damn what is wrong with me, i am having the hardest time concentrating on work, i lament as i compulsively refresh live feeds of unspeakable horrors
January 17, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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Can't wait to see what the Boner Brothers get up to tomorrow in the Bone Temple.
January 14, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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Nia DaCosta put her whole foot into 28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE, a gnarly post-apocalyptic bloodbath coated in nihilism.

My review via @ebertvoices.bsky.social
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple movie review (2026) | Roger Ebert
“28 Years Later: The Bone Temple” is a gnarly, mind-bending trek through inhumanity.
www.rogerebert.com
January 13, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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Beautiful graphic of the day (because that should be a thing: Our Solar System

By my data hero Eleanor Lutz
January 16, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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Software is abstract, and people have a hard time thinking about abstract things.

Imagine all the software stuff you use were physical things. A hammer, a screwdriver, a plot of land. A bookcase.

Odds are, you're renting more of the stuff you use than any medieval serf did under feudalism.
January 15, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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Are you approaching beavers like it's the Middle Ages? Then you are a fool.
January 15, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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Sally from Peanuts singing Linus a Sade cover "Sweetest Baboo"
January 11, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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we’ve taken to watching live jazz sessions on youtube to quell some of the cartoon-derived chaos in our living room on weekend mornings, and an unintended consequence of that decision is that my five year old now has Jazz Opinions
January 10, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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January 9, 2026 at 3:19 AM
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replying “ai slop” to all my boss’s emails
January 8, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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performance degradation plan
January 8, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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the me being in bed situation is insane
January 7, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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There's a lot going on right now, what with everything going on
January 7, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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2026

OUT:
- being the bigger person

IN:
- starting drama
- pouring gasoline on the drama
- being dramatic
- drama, in general
January 6, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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I gotta find a way to spend less time paying attention to what's going on because all of it is completely insane and I can do very little about it
January 6, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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Politics is like astrology but for grocery prices
January 6, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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Loading screen tip that says "You should be ashamed of yourself."
January 6, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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my gender reveal party
January 6, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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(looking in the mirror) loser. four eyes. stupid idiot. love you bitch. i love you
January 6, 2026 at 3:57 AM
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July 21, 2023 at 1:20 PM
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Monday Mood
Rejoining the rat race
January 5, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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The wisdom of Mr. Rogers is eternal:
January 4, 2026 at 11:57 AM