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all the things that God would have us do are hard for us to do
December 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
all the things that God would have us do are hard for us to do
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
Truly we are a nation of Jaws mayors
I remember thinking “why would they open Jurassic Park again? All those people died!” Or “why would they have another summer camp at Crystal Lake after Jason killed all those people for seven consecutive movies?” but it’s gotten to the point with things where it’s like yeah they’d do that for money
December 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Truly we are a nation of Jaws mayors
I was behind John Michael Higgins and his family going through a botanical garden in Maine.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I was behind John Michael Higgins and his family going through a botanical garden in Maine.
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Merry Parasite Eve y'all
December 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Merry Parasite Eve y'all
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people used to see Wag the Dog as a cynical film but now the idea that the government would bother to craft an elaborate lie to fool the American people feels kinda like when a rousing speech leads to effective bipartisan solutions on the West Wing. cute to imagine but come on,
December 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
people used to see Wag the Dog as a cynical film but now the idea that the government would bother to craft an elaborate lie to fool the American people feels kinda like when a rousing speech leads to effective bipartisan solutions on the West Wing. cute to imagine but come on,
This Pusheen kills fascists
December 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
This Pusheen kills fascists
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THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
December 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
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Doom studio id Software unionizes to secure AI protections, benefits: "We see the direction the industry is headed"
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December 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Doom studio id Software unionizes to secure AI protections, benefits: "We see the direction the industry is headed"
aftermath.site/id-software-un...
aftermath.site/id-software-un...
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Study Finds 80% Of Americans Lack Social Connections To Pull Off Heist https://theonion.com/study-finds-80-of-americans-lack-social-connections-to-pull-off-heist/
December 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Study Finds 80% Of Americans Lack Social Connections To Pull Off Heist https://theonion.com/study-finds-80-of-americans-lack-social-connections-to-pull-off-heist/
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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90% of quackery is just fulfilling the desire of "I would like someone to pay complicated attention to me for an hour"
November 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
90% of quackery is just fulfilling the desire of "I would like someone to pay complicated attention to me for an hour"
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republicans believe poor people deserve to suffer because they're lazy and weak, whereas the democrats have a much lengthier explanation
November 15, 2025 at 10:34 AM
republicans believe poor people deserve to suffer because they're lazy and weak, whereas the democrats have a much lengthier explanation
Had the Metroid Prime overworld music stuck in my head for about two days, it's making me a little crazy but it does make my commute feel like a voyage of exploration and discovery
November 12, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Had the Metroid Prime overworld music stuck in my head for about two days, it's making me a little crazy but it does make my commute feel like a voyage of exploration and discovery
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not to be a dick because there’s a little truth to this, but also: all politics is about people’s well being. sometimes it’s just more visible or visceral or people who register as more important. a true rejection of politics that impacts people’s well-being is a rejection of politics altogether
hot take: the actual problem the Dems are having is that they're NOT playing politics with peoples' well-being and actually want things like "people get to go home to their families for Thanksgiving"
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
not to be a dick because there’s a little truth to this, but also: all politics is about people’s well being. sometimes it’s just more visible or visceral or people who register as more important. a true rejection of politics that impacts people’s well-being is a rejection of politics altogether
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I'm doing my best @d20plusmodifier.bsky.social impression thanks to the Root pumpkin template provided by @leder.games @patrickleder.bsky.social
Happy Halloween! 🎃
Happy Halloween! 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I'm doing my best @d20plusmodifier.bsky.social impression thanks to the Root pumpkin template provided by @leder.games @patrickleder.bsky.social
Happy Halloween! 🎃
Happy Halloween! 🎃
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Peter Thiel turning out to be this stupid honestly messes with my idea of him as the eminence grise behind the Gawker lawsuit, maybe Hogan pitched him on it and kept having to explain like “a lawsuit is like when they blew up the Death Star brother”
October 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Peter Thiel turning out to be this stupid honestly messes with my idea of him as the eminence grise behind the Gawker lawsuit, maybe Hogan pitched him on it and kept having to explain like “a lawsuit is like when they blew up the Death Star brother”
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Bad person seeing a good person: what the fuck, why is she faking? Is it just to piss me off?
October 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Bad person seeing a good person: what the fuck, why is she faking? Is it just to piss me off?
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Tilly Norwood was found dead after a boating accident near the Santa Clarita islands. The only witnesses were her husband, Robert Wagner, and co-star Christopher Walken. As of now, police consider Mr. Wagner a person of interest in the ongoing investigation.
October 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Tilly Norwood was found dead after a boating accident near the Santa Clarita islands. The only witnesses were her husband, Robert Wagner, and co-star Christopher Walken. As of now, police consider Mr. Wagner a person of interest in the ongoing investigation.