The Riddle of the Uppies
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he/they
extreme leftist
actual fox
pfp from captyns
extreme leftist
actual fox
pfp from captyns
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Now more than ever.
February 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Now more than ever.
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The comic that got us demonetised on Facebook back in August. (We’re no longer on Facebook).
January 8, 2025 at 9:45 AM
The comic that got us demonetised on Facebook back in August. (We’re no longer on Facebook).
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HOBBIES I HAVE ON DATING APPS:
• hiking
• gardening
• swimming
MY ACTUAL HOBBIES:
• looking at photos of frogs
• eating large bowls of spaghetti
• sleeping
• hiking
• gardening
• swimming
MY ACTUAL HOBBIES:
• looking at photos of frogs
• eating large bowls of spaghetti
• sleeping
December 15, 2024 at 8:55 PM
HOBBIES I HAVE ON DATING APPS:
• hiking
• gardening
• swimming
MY ACTUAL HOBBIES:
• looking at photos of frogs
• eating large bowls of spaghetti
• sleeping
• hiking
• gardening
• swimming
MY ACTUAL HOBBIES:
• looking at photos of frogs
• eating large bowls of spaghetti
• sleeping
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December 11, 2024 at 2:42 PM
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i rise from a pile of dirty clothes like a laundry phoenix
December 9, 2024 at 2:21 PM
i rise from a pile of dirty clothes like a laundry phoenix
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success is not wealth, nor longevity, nor power. all these are temporary, ephemeral. success is when you get Pringles, the extruded potato snack
December 11, 2024 at 4:21 PM
success is not wealth, nor longevity, nor power. all these are temporary, ephemeral. success is when you get Pringles, the extruded potato snack
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[aligning ducks] this will fix me
December 10, 2024 at 8:28 PM
[aligning ducks] this will fix me
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I wish Warren Zevon were alive to write a song called “Busted At A McDonald’s In Altoona.”
December 10, 2024 at 2:06 AM
I wish Warren Zevon were alive to write a song called “Busted At A McDonald’s In Altoona.”
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I can be overwhelmed or underwhelmed, but I can’t be whelmed.
Or, at least, I think theoretically I could but the way I have set up my life seems to have made it very difficult.
I would love to spend more of my life whelmed. Someone whelm me.
Or, at least, I think theoretically I could but the way I have set up my life seems to have made it very difficult.
I would love to spend more of my life whelmed. Someone whelm me.
December 10, 2024 at 8:57 PM
I can be overwhelmed or underwhelmed, but I can’t be whelmed.
Or, at least, I think theoretically I could but the way I have set up my life seems to have made it very difficult.
I would love to spend more of my life whelmed. Someone whelm me.
Or, at least, I think theoretically I could but the way I have set up my life seems to have made it very difficult.
I would love to spend more of my life whelmed. Someone whelm me.
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Is "enthusiastically" an appropriate answer when someone asks how I take my coffee?
December 7, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Is "enthusiastically" an appropriate answer when someone asks how I take my coffee?
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operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: hold on i'm on the phone
operator: i know
me: oh. right. so. hiker isn't the strongest balatro joker, but it is my favorite. even if you sell it, it's already chipped up your deck like crazy
operator: totally agree
me: hey i'm on the phone
me: hold on i'm on the phone
operator: i know
me: oh. right. so. hiker isn't the strongest balatro joker, but it is my favorite. even if you sell it, it's already chipped up your deck like crazy
operator: totally agree
me: hey i'm on the phone
December 7, 2024 at 3:50 PM
operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: hold on i'm on the phone
operator: i know
me: oh. right. so. hiker isn't the strongest balatro joker, but it is my favorite. even if you sell it, it's already chipped up your deck like crazy
operator: totally agree
me: hey i'm on the phone
me: hold on i'm on the phone
operator: i know
me: oh. right. so. hiker isn't the strongest balatro joker, but it is my favorite. even if you sell it, it's already chipped up your deck like crazy
operator: totally agree
me: hey i'm on the phone
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only idiots rob banks. i rob zoos. i have 47 meerkats
December 7, 2024 at 2:28 AM
only idiots rob banks. i rob zoos. i have 47 meerkats
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I call this one “Oblivion NPC sitting in too hot of water”
October 29, 2024 at 1:29 PM
I call this one “Oblivion NPC sitting in too hot of water”
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December 3, 2024 at 5:18 PM
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Good morning from @altyellonatpark.org
December 5, 2024 at 11:32 AM
Good morning from @altyellonatpark.org
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people say “you need to start living in the real world” but they forget that the real world includes lupines and lightning bugs and ginger beer and starlight and sea coasts and Renoir paintings and Rachmaninoff’s piano concertos and fog banks and foxes playing in snow.
December 5, 2024 at 3:45 PM
people say “you need to start living in the real world” but they forget that the real world includes lupines and lightning bugs and ginger beer and starlight and sea coasts and Renoir paintings and Rachmaninoff’s piano concertos and fog banks and foxes playing in snow.
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Enough of that, art time!!!
December 5, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Enough of that, art time!!!
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Spotify: March was your Francophile Cowgirl Crush Punk phase
Me: Uh huh that’s right
Spotify: In July you had a Surf Princess Girl Math Autoerotic-core moment
Me: I recall that, yes
Me: Uh huh that’s right
Spotify: In July you had a Surf Princess Girl Math Autoerotic-core moment
Me: I recall that, yes
December 4, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Spotify: March was your Francophile Cowgirl Crush Punk phase
Me: Uh huh that’s right
Spotify: In July you had a Surf Princess Girl Math Autoerotic-core moment
Me: I recall that, yes
Me: Uh huh that’s right
Spotify: In July you had a Surf Princess Girl Math Autoerotic-core moment
Me: I recall that, yes
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I've always aspired to be like James Bond, a man who owns a car and has had sex
December 5, 2024 at 8:12 PM
I've always aspired to be like James Bond, a man who owns a car and has had sex
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I’ve studied the video of the CEO being shot and as of now my top suspects are Solid Snake, Agent 47, or the John Cusack character from Grosse Pointe Blank
December 4, 2024 at 9:27 PM
I’ve studied the video of the CEO being shot and as of now my top suspects are Solid Snake, Agent 47, or the John Cusack character from Grosse Pointe Blank
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quentin tarantino became a director because he loves footage
December 5, 2024 at 12:41 AM
quentin tarantino became a director because he loves footage