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Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
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the responding account is a bot and/but also I'm genuinely unsure I've seen a better distillation of this website
April 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
the responding account is a bot and/but also I'm genuinely unsure I've seen a better distillation of this website
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Something to think about
March 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Something to think about
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"justify military ops in Mexico/Canada."
WHAT
WHAT
SCOOP—Trump plans to issue an executive order designating fentanyl as a "Weapon of Mass Destruction," per copy of EO reviewed by me. Source at State speculates purpose is to designate cartels as terrorist orgs/justify military ops in Mexico/Canada.
Context/full text of draft only on The Handbasket:
Context/full text of draft only on The Handbasket:
Trump to declare fentanyl “Weapon of Mass Destruction," per draft EO
A copy of the draft was obtained and reviewed by The Handbasket.
www.thehandbasket.co
March 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"justify military ops in Mexico/Canada."
WHAT
WHAT
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Prime Minister Mark Carney is asked to respond to Marco Rubio suggesting today that Canada join the United States:
"It's crazy. His point is crazy. That's it."
"It's crazy. His point is crazy. That's it."
March 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Prime Minister Mark Carney is asked to respond to Marco Rubio suggesting today that Canada join the United States:
"It's crazy. His point is crazy. That's it."
"It's crazy. His point is crazy. That's it."
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No, this is the most ashamed you've felt as an American *so far*.
February 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
No, this is the most ashamed you've felt as an American *so far*.
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‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
February 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
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I'm not starting over in a new country with nothing. I'm starting new game plus. I keep all my attributes and skills, but have no money and no stuff. Also the game is on hard mode.
January 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I'm not starting over in a new country with nothing. I'm starting new game plus. I keep all my attributes and skills, but have no money and no stuff. Also the game is on hard mode.
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It’s ok to feel sick over the state of things.
January 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
It’s ok to feel sick over the state of things.
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Fox’s Jesse Watters: “The fact that Canada 🇨🇦 doesn’t want us to take them over makes me want to invade. I want to quench my imperialist thirst.”
Fox is poison, exhibit infinity.
Fox is poison, exhibit infinity.
January 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Fox’s Jesse Watters: “The fact that Canada 🇨🇦 doesn’t want us to take them over makes me want to invade. I want to quench my imperialist thirst.”
Fox is poison, exhibit infinity.
Fox is poison, exhibit infinity.
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Canada wasted no time responding to Trump’s proposal.
January 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Canada wasted no time responding to Trump’s proposal.
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You all MOCKED George Lucas and said this was boring or dumb but who’s laughing now???
November 26, 2024 at 1:00 AM
You all MOCKED George Lucas and said this was boring or dumb but who’s laughing now???
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Nomads in the Sahara discovered a Martian meteorite, later revealed to contain Earth's oldest evidence of water on Mars
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November 24, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Nomads in the Sahara discovered a Martian meteorite, later revealed to contain Earth's oldest evidence of water on Mars
🔗 www.404media.co/nanopasta-is...
🔗 www.404media.co/nanopasta-is...
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You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. You have never made a film before and it would take a long time to figure out.
November 19, 2024 at 3:14 AM
You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. You have never made a film before and it would take a long time to figure out.
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[noticing a group of people having a nice time at the park] enjoy your echo chamber
November 18, 2024 at 4:03 AM
[noticing a group of people having a nice time at the park] enjoy your echo chamber
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Come on, Bluesky! Let’s get this bag of tortellini home!
hey did anyone lose a bag of tortellini? Found in East Pasadena Target parking lot, third row from the entrance, approximately six spots in from the doors
November 19, 2024 at 5:53 AM
Come on, Bluesky! Let’s get this bag of tortellini home!
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