The Feds classifying cars as weapons to justify murdering civilians is a real monkey’s paw for traffic safety advocates
January 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM
The Feds classifying cars as weapons to justify murdering civilians is a real monkey’s paw for traffic safety advocates
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This is literally what they do whenever a Black person is killed by police. No matter how solid the evidence is, they will keep pushing that lie, not just to poison the conversation and make sure the killer walks free, but to reassert the political idea that these people deserve to be killed.
The shooting is shocking enough but the government's response is off the charts when you consider that this incident is forensically documented on video.
January 8, 2026 at 1:41 PM
This is literally what they do whenever a Black person is killed by police. No matter how solid the evidence is, they will keep pushing that lie, not just to poison the conversation and make sure the killer walks free, but to reassert the political idea that these people deserve to be killed.
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I promise I will stop soon but I have to share this insane three-page sequence about immigration policy with a payoff you will absolutely not see coming.
December 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I promise I will stop soon but I have to share this insane three-page sequence about immigration policy with a payoff you will absolutely not see coming.
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I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
March 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
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There should be one long Smurf. Long like a snake. And it eats the other Smurfs whole, and it swallows all their precious Smurf eggs.
March 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
There should be one long Smurf. Long like a snake. And it eats the other Smurfs whole, and it swallows all their precious Smurf eggs.
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I could probably fix things
if I just had a successful podcast
if I just had a successful podcast
March 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I could probably fix things
if I just had a successful podcast
if I just had a successful podcast
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If I get on a plane and the takeoff announcements don't contain a land acknowledgement or the pilots' pronouns, I am jumping off the fucking thing.
FOUR DEADLY PLANE CRASHES IN FOUR WEEKS: One dead, four hospitalized after two jets collide on runway at Scottsdale, Arizona airport.
1 dead, 4 hospitalized after two planes crash on runway at Scottsdale Airport
At around 2:30 p.m., Scottsdale officials say a plane crashed but have not confirmed any injuries.
www.abc15.com
February 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
If I get on a plane and the takeoff announcements don't contain a land acknowledgement or the pilots' pronouns, I am jumping off the fucking thing.
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Entering my Ritalin Era
January 31, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Entering my Ritalin Era
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Me: Explaining that I’m not suicidal, I just want to fake my death & attend the funeral in disguise so I can see who PRETENDED to love me in an attempt to steal my prized ruby, “the Sultan’s Bloodshot Eye”
Therapist: *taking suspiciously detailed notes about the ruby’s location*
Therapist: *taking suspiciously detailed notes about the ruby’s location*
January 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Me: Explaining that I’m not suicidal, I just want to fake my death & attend the funeral in disguise so I can see who PRETENDED to love me in an attempt to steal my prized ruby, “the Sultan’s Bloodshot Eye”
Therapist: *taking suspiciously detailed notes about the ruby’s location*
Therapist: *taking suspiciously detailed notes about the ruby’s location*
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Is it ISIS or ISIL? It’s for my LinkedIn profile
December 31, 2024 at 6:08 AM
Is it ISIS or ISIL? It’s for my LinkedIn profile
Brother playing Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang for my 70-year-old aunt
December 25, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Brother playing Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang for my 70-year-old aunt
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it’s very easy to win “try not to cum” games. where most people go wrong is they start jacking off
December 20, 2024 at 10:52 PM
it’s very easy to win “try not to cum” games. where most people go wrong is they start jacking off
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You, adorable: But a shutdown makes Biden look weak just as he leaves office!
Me, hardened with experience: Most swing voters probably think Trump is president
Me, hardened with experience: Most swing voters probably think Trump is president
December 19, 2024 at 4:01 AM
You, adorable: But a shutdown makes Biden look weak just as he leaves office!
Me, hardened with experience: Most swing voters probably think Trump is president
Me, hardened with experience: Most swing voters probably think Trump is president
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When I get a call from an unknown number I act the same way I would if a human hand started clawing its way out of my bathtub drain, a mixture of confusion and fear
December 17, 2024 at 5:53 PM
When I get a call from an unknown number I act the same way I would if a human hand started clawing its way out of my bathtub drain, a mixture of confusion and fear
Went 24 hours without weed or alcohol
It sucks, crazy
It sucks, crazy
December 13, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Went 24 hours without weed or alcohol
It sucks, crazy
It sucks, crazy
Found out my 8th grade crush is now a chiropractor
Not sure what to do with that information
Not sure what to do with that information
December 13, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Found out my 8th grade crush is now a chiropractor
Not sure what to do with that information
Not sure what to do with that information
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Guy who gets his news from Threads: “They’ve just arrested the shooter. His name is Gavrilo Princip”
December 10, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Guy who gets his news from Threads: “They’ve just arrested the shooter. His name is Gavrilo Princip”