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France’s far-right leader hit by egg, days after flour attack
French far-right leader hit on the head with an egg
Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Football coaches refusing to dress warmly enough is one of my favorite genres of pointless displays of “toughness”.
November 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Football coaches refusing to dress warmly enough is one of my favorite genres of pointless displays of “toughness”.
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My criticism of you is always constructive.
Your criticism of me is always rude, wrong and unwelcome.
Have we got that straight?
Your criticism of me is always rude, wrong and unwelcome.
Have we got that straight?
November 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
My criticism of you is always constructive.
Your criticism of me is always rude, wrong and unwelcome.
Have we got that straight?
Your criticism of me is always rude, wrong and unwelcome.
Have we got that straight?
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Writers of literally every procedural detective show vindicated.
Experience: I was stabbed in the back with a real knife while performing Julius Caesar
Experience: I was stabbed in the back with a real knife while performing Julius Caesar
Our student theatre group had the bright idea of using actual knives on stage for authenticity. The blade missed my aorta by about a centimetre
www.theguardian.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Writers of literally every procedural detective show vindicated.
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I can’t even tell you the funniest things I do but just know… I’m funny sometimes
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I can’t even tell you the funniest things I do but just know… I’m funny sometimes
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*high fives the guy who came up with the word titillating*
May 21, 2025 at 6:51 AM
*high fives the guy who came up with the word titillating*
The version of The Grinch featured in the Walmart ads might be the worst thing of all time.
November 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The version of The Grinch featured in the Walmart ads might be the worst thing of all time.
Brother and his family just FaceTimed. He announced they had started their Christmas Movie marathon. First on the list: “Alvin and the Chipmunks”.
November 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Brother and his family just FaceTimed. He announced they had started their Christmas Movie marathon. First on the list: “Alvin and the Chipmunks”.
Avoiding Black Friday shopping because of my principled stance of being broke as shit.
November 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Avoiding Black Friday shopping because of my principled stance of being broke as shit.
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Me: So like, did you get bitten by a piano?
Billy Joel: Don't ever speak to me again.
Billy Joel: Don't ever speak to me again.
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Me: So like, did you get bitten by a piano?
Billy Joel: Don't ever speak to me again.
Billy Joel: Don't ever speak to me again.
My theory of: If I had just one day to rest and recover, I could finally kick this cold remains untested
November 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
My theory of: If I had just one day to rest and recover, I could finally kick this cold remains untested
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A theory: all Warren Zevon songs are Thanksgiving songs because Warren Zevon has big Uncle Making A Scene energy
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
A theory: all Warren Zevon songs are Thanksgiving songs because Warren Zevon has big Uncle Making A Scene energy
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the "24 hours of Elf" countdown ticker on TBS right now is so threatening
November 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
the "24 hours of Elf" countdown ticker on TBS right now is so threatening
The Cowboys have a lot to answer for. But winning back to back exciting games, and giving hope to their fans… that’s truly horrible behavior.
November 28, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The Cowboys have a lot to answer for. But winning back to back exciting games, and giving hope to their fans… that’s truly horrible behavior.
The way Brits react to people making tea “wrong”, the way Italians react to people breaking pasta rules, should be mocked endlessly
November 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The way Brits react to people making tea “wrong”, the way Italians react to people breaking pasta rules, should be mocked endlessly
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we at Company are so thankful for your money. speaking of
November 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
we at Company are so thankful for your money. speaking of
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Parking lots now feature “!WARNING ! ICE PRESENT” signs and you don’t know if it’s due to the temperature or the fascism.
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Parking lots now feature “!WARNING ! ICE PRESENT” signs and you don’t know if it’s due to the temperature or the fascism.
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So. Turkey Day is in 2 days. I need all y’all Millenials and GenX to dig deep down and remember the countless times you said “O’Doyle rules!” and quoted Austin Powers and laughed at 69.
‘Memba?
Now, when your Gen Z/Alpha fam show up doing 6-7, I need you to SHUT THE FUCK UP and LET EM HAVE FUN.
‘Memba?
Now, when your Gen Z/Alpha fam show up doing 6-7, I need you to SHUT THE FUCK UP and LET EM HAVE FUN.
November 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
So. Turkey Day is in 2 days. I need all y’all Millenials and GenX to dig deep down and remember the countless times you said “O’Doyle rules!” and quoted Austin Powers and laughed at 69.
‘Memba?
Now, when your Gen Z/Alpha fam show up doing 6-7, I need you to SHUT THE FUCK UP and LET EM HAVE FUN.
‘Memba?
Now, when your Gen Z/Alpha fam show up doing 6-7, I need you to SHUT THE FUCK UP and LET EM HAVE FUN.
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screaming FUCK YOU into a banana phone
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
screaming FUCK YOU into a banana phone
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When Frustration Threatens Desire, by Kerry James Marshall, 1990, 📸 by @drewhallowell
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
When Frustration Threatens Desire, by Kerry James Marshall, 1990, 📸 by @drewhallowell
Come on Baker, you gotta make that tackle!
November 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Come on Baker, you gotta make that tackle!
Laying a flashlight on the floor is a great way to suddenly feel terrible about your ability to keep your home clean
November 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Laying a flashlight on the floor is a great way to suddenly feel terrible about your ability to keep your home clean
Why would you catch that punt?!
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Why would you catch that punt?!
Does Toyota rig their odometers? Is that how they get a reputation for lasting for so many miles?
November 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Does Toyota rig their odometers? Is that how they get a reputation for lasting for so many miles?