Noah Krakatoa
noahkrakatoa.bsky.social
Noah Krakatoa
@noahkrakatoa.bsky.social
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honestly “whiskey friday with tony dokoupil” is the only half decent idea that has come out of bari weiss’s CBS so far
Tuesday morning:
New CBS boss promises “huge emphasis on scoops.”

Tuesday evening:
CBS Evening News anchor interviews his mom.

www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
‘CBS Evening News’: Tony Dokoupil Under Fire for Interviewing His Own Mom
Viewers accuse CBS News of 'dumbing down.'
www.yahoo.com
January 28, 2026 at 2:38 PM
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I really want to stress how much Bovino leaving means very little on the ground in #Minneapolis, reports of 10 ICE officers out of vehicles on the Greenway. We haven't won anything yet.
January 27, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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if bovino is out and conservatives are turning on noem then there is a real opportunity to demand that miller resign too.
January 27, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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looks like the real Super Bowl might be starting in a couple hours
January 25, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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Our country was founded on independence — aspirational and clumsily attempted as it was — and has been sullied by this sort of servile, vapid Dick Wolfish law enforcement worship.
Attorney General Pam Bondi: "Our country was founded on law enforcement"
Bondi: "It's extremely organized. The signs they have are all matching, they're well written. And look at what's happening today. How did these people go out & get gas masks? These protesters. Would you know how to walk out on the street and buy a gas mask? Think about that. We're not gonna have it"
January 25, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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guess we seahawks fans now
January 19, 2026 at 3:03 AM
They’re called the 49ers because that’s how many points they try to lose by
January 18, 2026 at 4:10 AM
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Block instantly.
January 17, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Rail Heist might be a top 10 game of all time
January 16, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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Mother fuckers are more offended by some swear words than a government terror squad.
January 16, 2026 at 1:21 PM
My man, they already are released into the wild, but with government furnished equipment
It’s worth considering that an overnight dismantling of ICE in 2029 would release into the wild a whole herd of specialists in violence with scant other marketable skills.
January 15, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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these people know that what they're doing is seen as evil by their peers.
January 13, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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Another datapoint in the “young men haven’t turned conservative the media just thinks a 55 year old guy listening to Rogan is young for unclear reasons”
Gen X is at +5 support for ICE while millennials are at -25.

Is this at all related to the United States banning lead paint in houses in 1978?
Some interesting stuff in the cross-tabs.
January 13, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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they abolished the department of education, we do not need a trojan horse to abolish ice we can just do it
January 12, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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“probabilities on polymarket”

polymarket and online gamblification of every aspect of our lives is the worst new development of the world in 2025
January 12, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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The only way to understand the more training argument is to understand that liberal politicians want exactly the same things that are happening now but done in a way that doesn't provoke public outrage

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
I'll preface this with saying that I'm a liberal and think liberalism is good, but the mewling about training from so many Dems is an absurd example of liberal proceduralist pathology.
Chris Murphy: "The amount of training that's given to an ICE officer has been cut in half by this administration. The number of days of training they get are 47. You know why they get 47 days? As an homage to the vanity of POTUS. No wonder the number of violent incidents are going through the roof."
January 11, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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Very simple, we make it so easy to become a citizen that there's no law to break! Twenty minutes to get a social security card and out the door into that vast opportunity
Continue to think that saying “abolish ICE” without explaining how you’ll enforce the law is a trap, but boosting this
"YouGov has ICE at 39% favorable, 52% unfavorable...But this top line really understates the intensity of public backlash to ICE and its tactics. In February 2025, just 19% of Americans held a strongly unfavorable view of ICE. Today, 40% do."

open.substack.com/pub/gelliott...
January 9, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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Someone at work just called the local news “a liberal news station” so I can never talk to them again
January 9, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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is it good when you can't feel any emotions but when you briefly let yourself you're in the worst emotional pain of your life asking for a friend

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
January 10, 2026 at 12:32 AM
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getting into college football is easy because you can base your opinions on the politics of each institution. referring to your school as “ole miss” and naming yourself the rebels is enough to earn my disdain for life
January 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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Like the bible says: live by the sword, no worries
January 8, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Back to back missed kicks may be the funniest way for a football game to end
January 5, 2026 at 4:39 AM