Garbage Opinion Enjoyer
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Just some person. No affiliations that you care about.
In this house we stan Red Dead Revolver 2. Don’t you shit on my beloved horsey game.
In this house we stan Red Dead Revolver 2. Don’t you shit on my beloved horsey game.
Pinned
We have given too much money to too many nerds.
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I think the democratic party catches a lot of unfair shit on here in general, but the decision to not forcefully oppose Trump, even rhetorically, in the immediate aftermath of the election was an enormous unforced error that resulted in a lot of preventable institutional capitulation
December 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I think the democratic party catches a lot of unfair shit on here in general, but the decision to not forcefully oppose Trump, even rhetorically, in the immediate aftermath of the election was an enormous unforced error that resulted in a lot of preventable institutional capitulation
Not the most important thing, but this is yet another reminder that whoever let him take that mugshot in a fucking suit and without height lines on the wall behind him should themselves be in jail.
December 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Not the most important thing, but this is yet another reminder that whoever let him take that mugshot in a fucking suit and without height lines on the wall behind him should themselves be in jail.
WHAT’S CRAB
GOT TO DO
GOT TO DO WITH IT
WHAT’S CRAB
BUT A PINCHY HAND CRUSTACEAN
WHO NEEDS A SPINE
WHEN A SPINE CAN BE BROKEN
OHHHHHHHHHHH
GOT TO DO
GOT TO DO WITH IT
WHAT’S CRAB
BUT A PINCHY HAND CRUSTACEAN
WHO NEEDS A SPINE
WHEN A SPINE CAN BE BROKEN
OHHHHHHHHHHH
love is gross, i think we should take a third of the love songs and make them songs about the sea or weird bumps that you notice on your arm in the shower
December 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
WHAT’S CRAB
GOT TO DO
GOT TO DO WITH IT
WHAT’S CRAB
BUT A PINCHY HAND CRUSTACEAN
WHO NEEDS A SPINE
WHEN A SPINE CAN BE BROKEN
OHHHHHHHHHHH
GOT TO DO
GOT TO DO WITH IT
WHAT’S CRAB
BUT A PINCHY HAND CRUSTACEAN
WHO NEEDS A SPINE
WHEN A SPINE CAN BE BROKEN
OHHHHHHHHHHH
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Breaking the EU, serves two distinct masters.
western oligarchs craving less or no regulation
eastern oligarchs craving weaker neighbors
western oligarchs craving less or no regulation
eastern oligarchs craving weaker neighbors
December 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Breaking the EU, serves two distinct masters.
western oligarchs craving less or no regulation
eastern oligarchs craving weaker neighbors
western oligarchs craving less or no regulation
eastern oligarchs craving weaker neighbors
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100 years of American foreign policy right here
I don't think leftists should do praxis. I think when they do it they're reinforcing organized crime.
December 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
100 years of American foreign policy right here
Passionately argued that S3 of Kung Fu: The Legend Continues and S2 of Babylon 5 made 1995 the peak of the PTEN network, and now I’m being accused of Time Trax evasion.
Switching from watching DS9 to resume TNG, and now I'm being accused of Dax evasion.
I led the Fremen to a galactic jihad, a war in my name, and now I'm being accused of pax evasion.
December 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Passionately argued that S3 of Kung Fu: The Legend Continues and S2 of Babylon 5 made 1995 the peak of the PTEN network, and now I’m being accused of Time Trax evasion.
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WHY DOES THE CONSTITUTION HAVE CURTAINS
December 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
WHY DOES THE CONSTITUTION HAVE CURTAINS
I named my fists Turner and Hooch because if we’re doing this, it will be mediocre and participating in it will be an early career stumble.
I named my fists Strunk and White because if we're doing this, there will be elements of style.
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I named my fists Turner and Hooch because if we’re doing this, it will be mediocre and participating in it will be an early career stumble.
Will may be too inclined to fall down internet fight rabbit holes, but he’s crystal clear about who the real enemy is, in a way that most of the so-called leftists that hate his guts never will be.
Every single one of them has to be purged from government and politics, and the institutions they have used as their thugs and executioners, starting with the Navy Seals, need to be ripped apart. Anyone who facilitated this abomination must face cold and dispassionate justice
November 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Will may be too inclined to fall down internet fight rabbit holes, but he’s crystal clear about who the real enemy is, in a way that most of the so-called leftists that hate his guts never will be.
Didn’t spatchcock it, smh
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Didn’t spatchcock it, smh
Hey remember that time this guy was afraid that Jason fucking Chaffetz would be mean to him so he destroyed America
Comey: "I'm grateful the court ended the case against me, which was a prosecution based on malevolence & incompetence... I was inspired by the career people who refused to be part of this travesty. It cost some of them their jobs, but it preserved their integrity, which is beyond price"
November 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Hey remember that time this guy was afraid that Jason fucking Chaffetz would be mean to him so he destroyed America
Some... celestial event
No--
No words. No words...
to describe it.
Poetry.
They should have sent Charlie Brown.
No--
No words. No words...
to describe it.
Poetry.
They should have sent Charlie Brown.
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
Nobody trusts anyone anymore, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Some... celestial event
No--
No words. No words...
to describe it.
Poetry.
They should have sent Charlie Brown.
No--
No words. No words...
to describe it.
Poetry.
They should have sent Charlie Brown.
Gollum gooned to the One Ring, everyone knows it they just don’t say it
November 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Gollum gooned to the One Ring, everyone knows it they just don’t say it
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mtg spent like ten years making enemies on the left and that seemed fine with her. she spent ten days making enemies on the right, had to hire security, and then had to quit altogether.
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
mtg spent like ten years making enemies on the left and that seemed fine with her. she spent ten days making enemies on the right, had to hire security, and then had to quit altogether.
RFK jr sending his own goatse, but it’s video, and he makes it talk in his voice.
November 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
RFK jr sending his own goatse, but it’s video, and he makes it talk in his voice.
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Imagine being sat at Barnes and Noble reading the manga and newborn John Fetterman spills out shrieking onto the floor next to you, awful
November 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Imagine being sat at Barnes and Noble reading the manga and newborn John Fetterman spills out shrieking onto the floor next to you, awful
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“Potentially divisive”
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November 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
“Potentially divisive”
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
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What a deep, deep shame that TNR would publish something like this. Even if it’s true that he escapes consequences, arguing this to his opponents now increases the chances it’ll be true. It *helps* him. This smarter than everyone doomer nonsense is poison.
November 20, 2025 at 11:18 AM
What a deep, deep shame that TNR would publish something like this. Even if it’s true that he escapes consequences, arguing this to his opponents now increases the chances it’ll be true. It *helps* him. This smarter than everyone doomer nonsense is poison.
Not the most pathetic part, but referring to Elon’s “high stakes lifestyle” is such crap because he quite literally leads a no stakes lifestyle. At his level of wealth, there is nothing he can do* that will lead to meaningful consequences or impact his standard of living.
*except for that one thing
*except for that one thing
November 20, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Not the most pathetic part, but referring to Elon’s “high stakes lifestyle” is such crap because he quite literally leads a no stakes lifestyle. At his level of wealth, there is nothing he can do* that will lead to meaningful consequences or impact his standard of living.
*except for that one thing
*except for that one thing
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Thinking about this quote from Warren about an interaction with Summers
November 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Here is why:
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Arriving for my meeting at Tesla HQ at the same time as a coworker
Elon Musk: "well isn't — heh heh look at the guys— who hehe— they were blowing each other, right? are you guys brothers? like from the meme. have you guys seen? like the blowjob brothers."
Me: "epic meme, sir"
Elon Musk: "well isn't — heh heh look at the guys— who hehe— they were blowing each other, right? are you guys brothers? like from the meme. have you guys seen? like the blowjob brothers."
Me: "epic meme, sir"
November 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Arriving for my meeting at Tesla HQ at the same time as a coworker
Elon Musk: "well isn't — heh heh look at the guys— who hehe— they were blowing each other, right? are you guys brothers? like from the meme. have you guys seen? like the blowjob brothers."
Me: "epic meme, sir"
Elon Musk: "well isn't — heh heh look at the guys— who hehe— they were blowing each other, right? are you guys brothers? like from the meme. have you guys seen? like the blowjob brothers."
Me: "epic meme, sir"
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I cannot overemphasize that Marjorie Taylor Greene, Carlson, and Fuentes see a 2028 path to victory that involves building an isolationist populist coalition that traffics heavily in antisemitism and exploits existing negative sentiment against Israel.
We have to be SHARP on the left right now.
We have to be SHARP on the left right now.
November 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I cannot overemphasize that Marjorie Taylor Greene, Carlson, and Fuentes see a 2028 path to victory that involves building an isolationist populist coalition that traffics heavily in antisemitism and exploits existing negative sentiment against Israel.
We have to be SHARP on the left right now.
We have to be SHARP on the left right now.
This is the action of a man who’s cracking under the pressure.
BLOOMBERG REPORTER: “If there’s nothing incriminating in the Epstein files why not…?”
TRUMP: “Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.” 😕
TRUMP: “Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.” 😕
November 18, 2025 at 12:22 PM
This is the action of a man who’s cracking under the pressure.