Paulie Coconuts
@pauliecoconuts.bsky.social
I take Chicago with me
Troy Aikman speaks like every word has to punch its way out of his stupid mouth.
December 2, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Troy Aikman speaks like every word has to punch its way out of his stupid mouth.
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
Elon Musk is the biggest threat to humanity.
I helped make a film, out this week, called “Rovina’s Choice,” about the deaths this man without conscience or accountability has caused — already 600,000, ⅔ of them children.
November 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Elon Musk is the biggest threat to humanity.
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sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
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The car wash needs to be slower. It’s great in there. Make it thirty minutes. I will pay extra for the inconvenience
August 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The car wash needs to be slower. It’s great in there. Make it thirty minutes. I will pay extra for the inconvenience
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I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.
August 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.
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“I fell out with Epstein because he stole girls like 16-year-old Virginia Giuffre from my spa” is not the winning argument Trump thinks it is.
July 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
“I fell out with Epstein because he stole girls like 16-year-old Virginia Giuffre from my spa” is not the winning argument Trump thinks it is.
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If JD Vance were a true Catholic instead of defending Trump he would simply assign him to be President of another country
July 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
If JD Vance were a true Catholic instead of defending Trump he would simply assign him to be President of another country
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This was in an article I read. They put teens in shackles they took into custody for immigration civil charges. But he shoots at cops and murders people and nope. No shackles.
June 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
This was in an article I read. They put teens in shackles they took into custody for immigration civil charges. But he shoots at cops and murders people and nope. No shackles.
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Visible face here. While committing pretty serious crime by fleeing the scene of an accident
NEW: 12 masked armed men try to enter a homeless shelter without saying who they are. ICE agents park outside an elementary school, sparking fear and a car accident. Local police respond to a call about a possible assault, only to find ICE.
Inside one day on LI:
theintercept.com/2025/06/13/i...
Inside one day on LI:
theintercept.com/2025/06/13/i...
ICE Agent Fled From Angry Residents Outside New York School — and Got in a Car Crash
Masked and unidentified ICE agents lurking near schools sparked fear, confusion, and a car crash in Latino-heavy New York suburbs.
theintercept.com
June 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Visible face here. While committing pretty serious crime by fleeing the scene of an accident
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Classless rapist, racist felon can’t miss his McDonald’s. The man is disgusting.
May 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Classless rapist, racist felon can’t miss his McDonald’s. The man is disgusting.
Most people want to try to try
May 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Most people want to try to try
Horror. Dread. Anxiety. That’s 2025 vibes so far. Time to stop sucking now so we can have a good summer guys.
May 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Horror. Dread. Anxiety. That’s 2025 vibes so far. Time to stop sucking now so we can have a good summer guys.
It’s bleak out in the world these days. Always was, I know. Just more out in the open in 2025.
May 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
It’s bleak out in the world these days. Always was, I know. Just more out in the open in 2025.
Four14een.
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie
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May 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Four14een.
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people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. it’s a sign of bad parenting
April 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. it’s a sign of bad parenting
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Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.
April 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.
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Quitting twitter for bluesky
April 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Quitting twitter for bluesky
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I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
April 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
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Democracy dies in dumb
April 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Democracy dies in dumb
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American heroes, 42 and 24
April 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
American heroes, 42 and 24
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fox and the gop have sold latino migrants as all being scary af ms-13 members. its the same thing nazis did with jewish people. repeat: it is the same thing nazis did with jewish people.
the. same. thing.
the. same. thing.
Abrego Garcia's wife: "I will not stop fighting until I see my husband alive. Kilmar, if you can hear me, stay strong. God hasn't forgotten about you. Our children are asking when you will come home ... they miss their dad so much."
April 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
fox and the gop have sold latino migrants as all being scary af ms-13 members. its the same thing nazis did with jewish people. repeat: it is the same thing nazis did with jewish people.
the. same. thing.
the. same. thing.
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police bot drags me out of my home while i’m watching a baseball game because i didn’t cry during the singing of God Bless America
April 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
police bot drags me out of my home while i’m watching a baseball game because i didn’t cry during the singing of God Bless America