Petroleum Blownapart
@petroblownapart.bsky.social
Cognitive Science student at UC Santa Cruz
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Pinned
And Tiny Tim,
desperate for the sweet release of death
after all these countless eons
alone in the void
desperate for the sweet release of death
after all these countless eons
alone in the void
December 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
And Tiny Tim,
desperate for the sweet release of death
after all these countless eons
alone in the void
desperate for the sweet release of death
after all these countless eons
alone in the void
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That is not dead which can eternal lie,
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
December 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
December 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
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fuck you and may the horse you rode in on live a long and beautiful life away from the corrupting influence of man
December 21, 2025 at 6:28 AM
fuck you and may the horse you rode in on live a long and beautiful life away from the corrupting influence of man
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INVENTOR OF THE WASHING MACHINE: it’s a machine that washes
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
December 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
INVENTOR OF THE WASHING MACHINE: it’s a machine that washes
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
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Flying home for the holidays:
December 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Flying home for the holidays:
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i stand by this statement every year
"Kurt Russell as Snake Plissken" is a beautiful name for a baby girl.
December 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
"Kurt Russell as Snake Plissken" is a beautiful name for a baby girl.
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i hate a pa rum pa pum pum ass mfer
December 9, 2025 at 4:41 AM
i hate a pa rum pa pum pum ass mfer
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"Today’s microwave can cook a frozen burrito. Tomorrow’s microwave will be able to cook an entire Thanksgiving Dinner. Ten years from now a microwave may even be able to run the country."
December 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
"Today’s microwave can cook a frozen burrito. Tomorrow’s microwave will be able to cook an entire Thanksgiving Dinner. Ten years from now a microwave may even be able to run the country."
Mr President, why won't you support the World Health Organization's Global Initiative to Cure Ligma?
December 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Mr President, why won't you support the World Health Organization's Global Initiative to Cure Ligma?
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The duality of man
December 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The duality of man
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Throat Goat Hopes Dopeboat Won't Float
WELKER: Is there any hard evidence showing this particular boat was headed to the US?
TOM COTTON: That didn't come up in my briefing
WELKER: Are you comfortable having the US target a boat that you're not sure is heading to the US?
COTTON: I'm not just comfortable with it -- I want to continue it
TOM COTTON: That didn't come up in my briefing
WELKER: Are you comfortable having the US target a boat that you're not sure is heading to the US?
COTTON: I'm not just comfortable with it -- I want to continue it
December 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Throat Goat Hopes Dopeboat Won't Float
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“do you want anything from McDonald’s”
me: round egg please
me: round egg please
December 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
“do you want anything from McDonald’s”
me: round egg please
me: round egg please
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
i can't figure out if i wanna buy Pokemon: Manic Version or Pokemon: Depressive Version
December 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
i can't figure out if i wanna buy Pokemon: Manic Version or Pokemon: Depressive Version
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I have refined
The uranium
That was in
The centrifuge
And which
You were probably
Saving
For power generation
Forgive me
It was so powerful
I am
Become death
The uranium
That was in
The centrifuge
And which
You were probably
Saving
For power generation
Forgive me
It was so powerful
I am
Become death
this is quite the detail
November 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I have refined
The uranium
That was in
The centrifuge
And which
You were probably
Saving
For power generation
Forgive me
It was so powerful
I am
Become death
The uranium
That was in
The centrifuge
And which
You were probably
Saving
For power generation
Forgive me
It was so powerful
I am
Become death
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ORSON WELLES: and what is, what is your CONCERN for me, sir?
INTERVIEWER: *inaudible*
WELLES: that I... smoke too tough *nodding* maybe so, maybe so... my swag too different... well ah HA. that may also be true. and my bitch... my bitch too bad. WELL. hard to ARGUE with THAT.
INTERVIEWER: *inaudible*
WELLES: that I... smoke too tough *nodding* maybe so, maybe so... my swag too different... well ah HA. that may also be true. and my bitch... my bitch too bad. WELL. hard to ARGUE with THAT.
December 29, 2023 at 1:59 AM
ORSON WELLES: and what is, what is your CONCERN for me, sir?
INTERVIEWER: *inaudible*
WELLES: that I... smoke too tough *nodding* maybe so, maybe so... my swag too different... well ah HA. that may also be true. and my bitch... my bitch too bad. WELL. hard to ARGUE with THAT.
INTERVIEWER: *inaudible*
WELLES: that I... smoke too tough *nodding* maybe so, maybe so... my swag too different... well ah HA. that may also be true. and my bitch... my bitch too bad. WELL. hard to ARGUE with THAT.
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i often say "i don't have pronouns; my nouns are strictly amateur." what does that mean? a pro does what a pro does to make a living. an amateur does what an amateur does for the love of the game. my amateur nouns love the language game.
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
i often say "i don't have pronouns; my nouns are strictly amateur." what does that mean? a pro does what a pro does to make a living. an amateur does what an amateur does for the love of the game. my amateur nouns love the language game.