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Loren (human)
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Barista. Fan of One Piece, The Elder Scrolls Online, and Animorphs. She/her
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January 13, 2026 at 1:13 PM
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i have nearly zero faith in this country, its institutions, or even in international institutions, and yet, somehow, every day that passes i grow more convinced that some of these guys will be doing time
Six-byline alert: 🚨

“.. laws of armed conflict forbid combatants from feigning civilian status to fool adversaries into dropping their guard, then attacking and killing them. That is a war crime called ‘perfidy.’”

@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/12/u...
January 13, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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thinking about this one again
January 12, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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the most important thing in 2028 is electing someone who is a true believer in the project of dismantling right-wing power. if you don't get that, then nothing else will matter very much.
January 12, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country
January 12, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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Continues to enrage me that so far zero mainstream journalists have written a story about straight up, zero quibbles, white supremacist Nazi propaganda being posted *daily* by multiple, official, US Government accounts. Just fucking crickets.
A recent Department of Labor post uses a slogan similar to the Nazi propaganda slogan "One People, One Empire, One Leader”
January 12, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003

when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
January 12, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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the thing about “ICE needs training” is that Jonathan Ross was a ten year DHS vet and a firearms instructor

he’s the kind of guy they get training from

the whole institution is rotten, throw it out
Democrats officially going all in on the mealy mouthed “ICE needs training” narrative.

No. ABOLISH ICE.
WARNER: It used to take 5 to 6 months to get trained. They've now lowered the training period to 47 days. Why 47 days? Because Donald Trump's the 47th president. Tell me that's a rational approach

KERNEN: I'm not taking that bait

WARNER: Joe! You can't pick your facts
January 12, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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they abolished the department of education, we do not need a trojan horse to abolish ice we can just do it
January 12, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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Democrats, whimpering: i-I-I don’t think we can get rid of ICE

Republican, groping a child: Say goodbye to the Department of Education!
January 12, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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100%. If you want an alternative slogan you can go with "Abolish ICE before they kill again."
the only reason "abolish ICE" is seen as radical is that no one will say it but the far left. if every normie Democrat started saying it tomorrow it would move the overton window so far you'd have to squint to find it. my kingdom for leaders who understand they can shape public opinion.
Democrats officially going all in on the mealy mouthed “ICE needs training” narrative.

No. ABOLISH ICE.
January 12, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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Which party won the presidency again the year a bunch of us were saying defund the police and abolish ice?
January 12, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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we talk about Woke 2 a lot but the reason this stuff all came about is that people fucking hated living in a yellow soup that gave them coughing fits, and most people today don't know what that was like, and if it comes back EPA 2 Electric Boogaloo is going to be a doozy
January 12, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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We literally don’t need ICE for anything
January 11, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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a reminder, again, that AltNPS is a grifter account run by people who have no affiliation with the National Park Service and indeed who never did have any affiliation with the National Park Service. They have no sources, they have no information, they are purely there to scam you.
"Receiving reports" my ass. AltNPS is not receiving reports of ICE raids in Saint Paul. They are seeing posts on social media like the rest of us.

I DO have loved ones in Saint Paul. ALL of my loved ones. They're terrified. Fuck you.
January 12, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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Autism in and of itself is pretty cool honestly, it’s moreso the allistics deciding that it’s You Would Be Better Off Dead Disorder that sucks
January 12, 2026 at 3:14 PM
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so pretty soon ice will have deployed every officer they have to minneapolis and the thing to do then is cut a huge hole in the ice in a big lake and have bugs bunny dress up like a lady and stand behind talking all "help help rescue me from all the foreigners!"
January 12, 2026 at 1:46 PM
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This is a tough one for them with the midterms coming up. Swing voters love being shot in the face
Democrats officially going all in on the mealy mouthed “ICE needs training” narrative.

No. ABOLISH ICE.
WARNER: It used to take 5 to 6 months to get trained. They've now lowered the training period to 47 days. Why 47 days? Because Donald Trump's the 47th president. Tell me that's a rational approach

KERNEN: I'm not taking that bait

WARNER: Joe! You can't pick your facts
January 12, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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watching right wing personalities call renee good's butch wife a man and using her lesbianism to diminish her womanhood tells you a lot about gender politics rn
January 12, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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War on protein? I can’t buy fucking toothpaste in this country that doesn’t have added protein in it. You’ve got people walking around acting like carbohydrates murder babies in their sleep. I’m shocked more Americans haven’t died from terminal constipation. Fuck out of here with this.
I thought this was a joke but it’s an actual post from the White House: “we are ending the war on protein”

How about ending the war on the health of this country?
January 12, 2026 at 9:42 AM
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These anti-Nick Shirley flyers have gone up around South Minneapolis — person who took these pictures said they are all over.
January 11, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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Bedtime Story
November 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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why is my suggested items on fb marketplace like this
January 11, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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More postal workers die on the job every year than have died in the entire history of ICE.
*Ahem*, and Lol
January 11, 2026 at 5:55 PM