Unbothered Capybara
@philipivofspain.bsky.social
Scientist and smartass
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This is why my family refers to rawhide bones as "stogies".
January 11, 2026 at 11:20 PM
This is why my family refers to rawhide bones as "stogies".
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Sorry caleb williams, but it’ll take more than 4th quarter bullshit to win in January!
(Caleb williams opens his bag to reveal an even deeper hitherto undiscovered level of 4th quarter bullshit)
(Caleb williams opens his bag to reveal an even deeper hitherto undiscovered level of 4th quarter bullshit)
January 11, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Sorry caleb williams, but it’ll take more than 4th quarter bullshit to win in January!
(Caleb williams opens his bag to reveal an even deeper hitherto undiscovered level of 4th quarter bullshit)
(Caleb williams opens his bag to reveal an even deeper hitherto undiscovered level of 4th quarter bullshit)
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A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter.
I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.
I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.
January 10, 2026 at 3:24 PM
A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter.
I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.
I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.
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fellas, have you ever wanted a mouthful of balls?
January 9, 2026 at 10:23 PM
fellas, have you ever wanted a mouthful of balls?
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DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars https://theonion.com/dhs-releases-watchlist-of-mothers-driving-cars/
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars https://theonion.com/dhs-releases-watchlist-of-mothers-driving-cars/
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😍😍😍 The Kraken continue their short but emphatic history of having the best-designed image and merch
Holy shit the Seattle Kraken pride jersey goes so fucking hard
January 9, 2026 at 3:06 PM
😍😍😍 The Kraken continue their short but emphatic history of having the best-designed image and merch
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you people have my wife watching heated rivalry and now she's going to be mad that I'm not hot or gay
January 8, 2026 at 3:46 AM
you people have my wife watching heated rivalry and now she's going to be mad that I'm not hot or gay
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Oh fuck
I want to get as much milage out of this meme as possible. Go Jags.
January 5, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Oh fuck
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In a study following 23 million people age 18-59 (pretty young) for 4 years…despite the fact that the ones who got the COVID vaccine were overall older and sicker at baseline, they not only had 74% lower risk of dying from COVID than the unvaccinated but 25% lower risk of dying from any other cause!
January 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
In a study following 23 million people age 18-59 (pretty young) for 4 years…despite the fact that the ones who got the COVID vaccine were overall older and sicker at baseline, they not only had 74% lower risk of dying from COVID than the unvaccinated but 25% lower risk of dying from any other cause!
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This thread will give you maximum happy.
Yeah, man, the only difference between your career and Mark Rufallo’s career is the political stuff.
January 3, 2026 at 7:48 AM
This thread will give you maximum happy.
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I just want one pic of me in 2026 that’s half as flattering as this.
January 2, 2026 at 3:32 AM
I just want one pic of me in 2026 that’s half as flattering as this.
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McDonald’s Brings Back Beloved Snack Rat https://theonion.com/mcdonalds-brings-back-beloved-snack-rat/
January 1, 2026 at 12:00 AM
McDonald’s Brings Back Beloved Snack Rat https://theonion.com/mcdonalds-brings-back-beloved-snack-rat/
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I always tell students if you ask a good question the article will write itself
December 30, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I always tell students if you ask a good question the article will write itself
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oh christ look at the time
December 12, 2023 at 9:21 PM
oh christ look at the time
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This is what every chair looked like back when Klasky Csupo was in charge of making all the cartoons. I will not elaborate further.
This looks like Sinbad died and got reincarnated as a chair.
December 30, 2025 at 10:16 PM
This is what every chair looked like back when Klasky Csupo was in charge of making all the cartoons. I will not elaborate further.
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USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
December 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
I'm a Jewish-raised atheist and even I don't mind Santa. He's a sweet old fat guy who gets kids to be nice, and his relationship to Christianity goes about as deep as the Philly Phanatic's does to the city of Philadelphia. Yeah, you associate them with one another, but no one can remember why.
December 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I'm a Jewish-raised atheist and even I don't mind Santa. He's a sweet old fat guy who gets kids to be nice, and his relationship to Christianity goes about as deep as the Philly Phanatic's does to the city of Philadelphia. Yeah, you associate them with one another, but no one can remember why.
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MTG "broke" with maga for the same reason a bank robber leaves the bank.
December 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
MTG "broke" with maga for the same reason a bank robber leaves the bank.