pidgy_stardust
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though some searches reveal disturbing news of human remains found in a freezer in Tempe, Arizona, which is unrelated to standard appliance use but highlights extreme scenarios
December 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
though some searches reveal disturbing news of human remains found in a freezer in Tempe, Arizona, which is unrelated to standard appliance use but highlights extreme scenarios
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dudes rock and rule
December 29, 2025 at 3:46 AM
dudes rock and rule
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another day working at the japanese artificial mouth company. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the artificial mouth. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
This is an artificial mouth created by Japanese researchers. It uses artificial vocal cords, a trachea system, and a flexible silicone mouth that moves and shapes sound in real time.
It sounds so human-like!
It sounds so human-like!
December 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
another day working at the japanese artificial mouth company. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the artificial mouth. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
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very convenient that the rich ruling class techbros solution to income and wealth inequality will be solved by letting them accumulate even more wealth
December 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
very convenient that the rich ruling class techbros solution to income and wealth inequality will be solved by letting them accumulate even more wealth
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December 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Look, if I wanted to watch a man wearing one glove with a history of making strange choices around children issue incomprehensible noises from his mouth, I would simply put on the music video for Beat It
December 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Look, if I wanted to watch a man wearing one glove with a history of making strange choices around children issue incomprehensible noises from his mouth, I would simply put on the music video for Beat It
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Nothing but contempt for the dishonorable "Takes Merchant" who, like the sophists of old, charges money for divine knowledge. I follow the tradition of the great Socrates, an ugly man who bothers you for free
December 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Nothing but contempt for the dishonorable "Takes Merchant" who, like the sophists of old, charges money for divine knowledge. I follow the tradition of the great Socrates, an ugly man who bothers you for free
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it does kind of feel like a lot of bluesky users spent four days around their extended family and immediately got on here to be like "the pizza you ate as a child sucks. the twin cities are overrated. what else. pencils should be illegal" you all are disregulated and you need to settle down!!
December 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
it does kind of feel like a lot of bluesky users spent four days around their extended family and immediately got on here to be like "the pizza you ate as a child sucks. the twin cities are overrated. what else. pencils should be illegal" you all are disregulated and you need to settle down!!
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My takeaway is that we have not been mean enough to the New York Times this year
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/27/a...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/27/a...
December 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My takeaway is that we have not been mean enough to the New York Times this year
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/27/a...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/27/a...
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From my man @bilgeebiri.bsky.social's great piece on movie marketing:
www.vulture.com/article/movi...
www.vulture.com/article/movi...
December 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
From my man @bilgeebiri.bsky.social's great piece on movie marketing:
www.vulture.com/article/movi...
www.vulture.com/article/movi...
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passed a billboard that said “shackled with lust? Jesus will set you free” leaving me with new questions about the services offered by Jesus
December 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
passed a billboard that said “shackled with lust? Jesus will set you free” leaving me with new questions about the services offered by Jesus
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Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society https://theonion.com/historians-quibbling-over-exact-definition-of-concentration-camp-sign-of-healthy-society/
December 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society https://theonion.com/historians-quibbling-over-exact-definition-of-concentration-camp-sign-of-healthy-society/
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Chicago Pope implies a Sonoran Pope, a New York Pope and a Chilli Footlong Pope
whatever 2026 holds i don't think anything next year will be funnier than Chicago Pope. 2025 was overall a huge stinker but Chicago Pope was an all time great B-plot
December 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Chicago Pope implies a Sonoran Pope, a New York Pope and a Chilli Footlong Pope
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A ProPublica investigation has revealed that the LiMu Emu and Doug have a shocking history of excessive force complaints
December 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
A ProPublica investigation has revealed that the LiMu Emu and Doug have a shocking history of excessive force complaints
FUCK
December 28, 2025 at 4:56 AM
FUCK
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I'm convinced there's a very effective coven operating in Brazil and I want them to come here and do me a favor
Brazil's former President Bolsonaro has surgery to treat hiccups, wife says reut.rs/3L4JYFO
Brazil's former President Bolsonaro has surgery to treat hiccups, wife says
Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro underwent "a phrenic nerve block procedure" on Saturday to treat his persistent hiccups, wife Michelle Bolsonaro said on social media.
reut.rs
December 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I'm convinced there's a very effective coven operating in Brazil and I want them to come here and do me a favor
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What happened to the Gator Bowl logo I grew up with. There's not even a Gator anymore.
December 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
What happened to the Gator Bowl logo I grew up with. There's not even a Gator anymore.
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American military leaders are terrified of the rumored “Beijing Zipper” developed in secret by the Chinese government that makes it impossible to snag up your pubes. They’re demanding domestic pants factories reverse engineer the technology or risk falling even further behind communist forces
December 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
American military leaders are terrified of the rumored “Beijing Zipper” developed in secret by the Chinese government that makes it impossible to snag up your pubes. They’re demanding domestic pants factories reverse engineer the technology or risk falling even further behind communist forces
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Roddy Jones has a Pop Tart pocket square
December 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Roddy Jones has a Pop Tart pocket square
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Dear airport workers: you have an extremely difficult, thankless job, and I sympathize. But please do not rudely treat me like an idiot for not knowing the precise processes at your particular workplace, when they're different at every fucking airport.
December 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Dear airport workers: you have an extremely difficult, thankless job, and I sympathize. But please do not rudely treat me like an idiot for not knowing the precise processes at your particular workplace, when they're different at every fucking airport.
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My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular
December 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular
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oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
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parent teacher anderson
December 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
parent teacher anderson
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well thats totally insane 👍
December 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
well thats totally insane 👍