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Alison Knight
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Cat servant.
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The Apprentice is just Taskmaster for cunts.
January 29, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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New graphics from Target Ovarian Cancer just dropped. I’m really keen to spread the word about symptoms, so please share either my post or the graphic. Other common symptoms include fatigue & changes in bowel habits, it can seem like IBS, and there’s no routine screening.
January 5, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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Watching Father Ted’s a Christmassy Ted and remembered this nugget of pop trivia, the priest with the most boring voice Father Fitzgerald (Sean Barrett) in Ireland's largest lingeree section was the cover star of The Smith's single "How Soon is Now" a still from the 1958 film "Dunkirk".
December 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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"I am a man who will fight for your honour,
I'll be the hero, and so on and so forth"

- Peter Et Cetera.
November 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Next time someone tells you that train drivers "just push buttons" show them this from the BBC
November 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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I wrote a lovely poem about the good old days, to go with the nice pink one off Facebook that's quoted below.
October 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Milei looks like all the cast of Are You Being Served in one
October 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown
October 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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"We now cross live to The White House..."
September 23, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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A rapist, a bigot and a convicted felon walk into a bar. The barman asks “what can I get you, Donald?”
September 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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The first time a Goalkeeper has ever been subbed off for themselves. #EFL #SOUPOR
September 14, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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Now *this* is how you display patriotism on a mini roundabout.
The Freddy Mercury hoovering display team were also a particular highlight...
August 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
If you’ve ever loved a cat, grab yourself a drink and have a read of this.
August 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Any shares of this for algorithmical purposes much-appreciated. I'd love to get these books out of my spare room & into the world before my new novel comes out. I'll sign them all & I really am happy to let people choose what they pay.

(Postage to UK is £4.)
All I have left of the 1000s of books I bought from my ex-publisher's warehouse are about 200 copies of Ring The Hill. I'd *love* to get them to good homes this week.

If you're in the UK & you'd like one, for the price of your choice (any price!), pls email me your address at [email protected].
August 19, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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"Well, it's not REAL football, is it? Lager top please love, and one for yourself. "
July 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
@petepaphides.bsky.social Thought you might appreciate this. I bought a copy of Spirits Having Flown yesterday, and not only was it a bargain at £3.50 & plays perfectly, inside it had a merch flyer with fan club details. I’d quite like the necklace TBH.
July 20, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Personally I find this tribute to Rolf Harris in bad taste.
July 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Me: Have you heard who died?

Mum: No.

Me: Yentob.

Mum: How sad. I thought he was very good in Fiddler On The Roof.
May 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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hi i'm ben your ai chatbot
May 21, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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Same energy
May 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Everyone forgets the true meaning of the May Day bank holiday, when Jesus and John the Baptist went with their wives to the big Ikea in Galilee and later watched the snooker final on the telly.
May 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Bill Werbeniuk, Cliff Thorburn, Eddie Charlton and Doug Mountjoy. Sheffield, 1982.
April 19, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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April 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Spring Print Offer!
Get 20% off all individual prints until Monday.
Use code SPRING20 at the checkout
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/prints
March 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM