PsyGuy
@psyguy1.bsky.social
Puerto rican idiot. 22 year old. not employed and single. may art sometimes. minors leave me alone
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one time my uncle visited for thanksgiving, forgot his personal stash of pot brownies in the fridge, went home, died some months later, then 1yr after all this happened my dad opened the fridge, saw the brownies, assumed they were freshly made and ate ALL OF THEM
anyway he had to go to the hospital
anyway he had to go to the hospital
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 AM
one time my uncle visited for thanksgiving, forgot his personal stash of pot brownies in the fridge, went home, died some months later, then 1yr after all this happened my dad opened the fridge, saw the brownies, assumed they were freshly made and ate ALL OF THEM
anyway he had to go to the hospital
anyway he had to go to the hospital
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Hm Instagram mayhaps is not great to browse when you’re wine drunk
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Hm Instagram mayhaps is not great to browse when you’re wine drunk
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im gonna buy a billboard with all my selfies on it and it says WANT TGIRL PUSSY? CALL HERE and then it has my phone number. this is how i will get laid
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 AM
im gonna buy a billboard with all my selfies on it and it says WANT TGIRL PUSSY? CALL HERE and then it has my phone number. this is how i will get laid
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Rusty would say this
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Rusty would say this
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Sort of a related tangent, I've noticed a thing that tends to happen with tropes conventions:
- Thing happens
- Thing keeps happening, becomes trope
- Trope is overused
- Media subverts trope
- Subversion becomes so popular it's difficult to find the trope played straight
- Thing happens
- Thing keeps happening, becomes trope
- Trope is overused
- Media subverts trope
- Subversion becomes so popular it's difficult to find the trope played straight
there's like... two layers of any given concept
there's "what the thing is" and then there's "the surface stuff"
take a 'western,' right? some people will be like:
1) cowboy
2) this town is too small for you and i, so one of us will have to leave and/or die
3) bandits
4) gunfights
but does it?
there's "what the thing is" and then there's "the surface stuff"
take a 'western,' right? some people will be like:
1) cowboy
2) this town is too small for you and i, so one of us will have to leave and/or die
3) bandits
4) gunfights
but does it?
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Sort of a related tangent, I've noticed a thing that tends to happen with tropes conventions:
- Thing happens
- Thing keeps happening, becomes trope
- Trope is overused
- Media subverts trope
- Subversion becomes so popular it's difficult to find the trope played straight
- Thing happens
- Thing keeps happening, becomes trope
- Trope is overused
- Media subverts trope
- Subversion becomes so popular it's difficult to find the trope played straight
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New strong bad email is a recession indicator
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 AM
New strong bad email is a recession indicator
This is the type of post you see in a pm Seymour video
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 AM
This is the type of post you see in a pm Seymour video
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Everyone shut the fuck up Miku car
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Everyone shut the fuck up Miku car
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for all the method acting cis men do to play trans women i've yet to see a single one of them try estrogen
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 AM
for all the method acting cis men do to play trans women i've yet to see a single one of them try estrogen
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the only replies you will ever get on this website is "guy who doesn't get it" no exceptions
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 AM
the only replies you will ever get on this website is "guy who doesn't get it" no exceptions
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I hate every box I see
From Xbox One to 360
No you'll never stop me playing on PC
Oh my god! I was wrong
It was an Xbox all along
From Xbox One to 360
No you'll never stop me playing on PC
Oh my god! I was wrong
It was an Xbox all along
a cartoon of a man kneeling down next to another man
Alt: Animated gif of Troy McClure in the Planet of the Apes musical in the Simpsons.
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I hate every box I see
From Xbox One to 360
No you'll never stop me playing on PC
Oh my god! I was wrong
It was an Xbox all along
From Xbox One to 360
No you'll never stop me playing on PC
Oh my god! I was wrong
It was an Xbox all along
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I do this
Did You Know: the keypads in Half-Life 1 don't have speakers? Barney just makes that boop noise with his mouth.
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I do this
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I wish all the finance idiots pretending to be tech geniuses could finally find a grift that doesn’t make all PC parts and consumer electronics in general cost one billion dollars MSRP
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I wish all the finance idiots pretending to be tech geniuses could finally find a grift that doesn’t make all PC parts and consumer electronics in general cost one billion dollars MSRP
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gonna find a girl who's hung enough to be called longslop
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 AM
gonna find a girl who's hung enough to be called longslop
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gonna make a hung girl produce more longslop
November 25, 2025 at 6:54 AM
gonna make a hung girl produce more longslop
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the only thing i'm willing to call longslop is that one dungeon from ffxiv realm reborn
November 25, 2025 at 6:51 AM
the only thing i'm willing to call longslop is that one dungeon from ffxiv realm reborn
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congrats to Sonar from Dispatch on being a rare furry flavour of the month character who is not a wolf
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 AM
congrats to Sonar from Dispatch on being a rare furry flavour of the month character who is not a wolf
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every post-Mandalorian star wars show was discovering a previously unknown glimmer of hope to die, except for Andor
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 AM
every post-Mandalorian star wars show was discovering a previously unknown glimmer of hope to die, except for Andor
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If we're talking turkeys, this one is my favourite.
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
If we're talking turkeys, this one is my favourite.
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It is okay that your preferences and identity are shaped by what happened to you
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 AM
It is okay that your preferences and identity are shaped by what happened to you
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evil scientist woman x lab assistant she wrings dry like a bath towel
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
evil scientist woman x lab assistant she wrings dry like a bath towel
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clocking in for an unusually late shift at nvidia and for some reason they're having me pick up a bunch of boxes from the warehouse where we ship our cards out from and i'm being told to drive to the pier and throw them into the ocean
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
clocking in for an unusually late shift at nvidia and for some reason they're having me pick up a bunch of boxes from the warehouse where we ship our cards out from and i'm being told to drive to the pier and throw them into the ocean
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this image takes me out every time i see it idk why it never gets old
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
this image takes me out every time i see it idk why it never gets old
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announced just to troll kevin perjurer dude im fucking crying
First look at the free-roaming robotic Olaf.
• He is able to meet guests & interact with them.
• Disney used a branch of AI called “reinforcement learning” to help bring Olaf to life.
• Coming to Disneyland Paris & Hong Kong Disneyland in early 2026.
• He is able to meet guests & interact with them.
• Disney used a branch of AI called “reinforcement learning” to help bring Olaf to life.
• Coming to Disneyland Paris & Hong Kong Disneyland in early 2026.
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 AM
announced just to troll kevin perjurer dude im fucking crying