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it is the policy of this government to treat democratic-led states as conquered territories and the people therein as something like hostiles or even enemy combatants
Dr Oz threatens to pull Medicaid support for Minnesota: "Sticking to the narrative that's cold in Minnesota -- this is the tip of the iceberg"
January 7, 2026 at 11:52 PM
it is the policy of this government to treat democratic-led states as conquered territories and the people therein as something like hostiles or even enemy combatants
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Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
January 8, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
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second degree murder, and specifically depraved heart murder, wherein the accused doesn't actively plan to kill a specific person or people but acts with callous disregard for human life - like firing a gun into a crowd or driving drunk - should apply to decisions made by CEOs and heads of industry
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
January 5, 2026 at 6:30 AM
second degree murder, and specifically depraved heart murder, wherein the accused doesn't actively plan to kill a specific person or people but acts with callous disregard for human life - like firing a gun into a crowd or driving drunk - should apply to decisions made by CEOs and heads of industry
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I extremely hate the policies and personality of Donald Trump to an insane degree but I’d be offended if China sent in team to kill a bunch of our civilians and military personnel and kidnap our leader and his wife and then declare that they now “ran” the United States, this isn’t hard
January 5, 2026 at 1:18 PM
I extremely hate the policies and personality of Donald Trump to an insane degree but I’d be offended if China sent in team to kill a bunch of our civilians and military personnel and kidnap our leader and his wife and then declare that they now “ran” the United States, this isn’t hard
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
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Discovered today that not everyone considers this nine year old viral tweet a seminal text in the field of social media studies but I do
August 2, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Discovered today that not everyone considers this nine year old viral tweet a seminal text in the field of social media studies but I do
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"No, I don't lose small items, you see I figured out that I can tie colorful ribbons to them"
"No, I don't lose small items, you see I figured out that I can tie colorful ribbons to them"
@watermelonbugs in ADHDers community
Okay I'm gonna share an ADHD hack I know for the ADHDers that lose stuff often, like me. (Or for anyone that loses anything, frankly. I don't gatekeep self help lol)
Get a spool of ribbon or a str…
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July 22, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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"No, I don't lose small items, you see I figured out that I can tie colorful ribbons to them"
"No, I don't lose small items, you see I figured out that I can tie colorful ribbons to them"
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This MF looks like he stabs people with ricin-tipped parasols at weiner dog races
Where on earth are they getting these guys?
July 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
This MF looks like he stabs people with ricin-tipped parasols at weiner dog races
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Hello, #portfolioday! I’ve drawn something with the same five words on it five days a week for 75 days and counting. Sounds like the kind of weirdo you’d want to hire for something, right? Right?
July 8, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Hello, #portfolioday! I’ve drawn something with the same five words on it five days a week for 75 days and counting. Sounds like the kind of weirdo you’d want to hire for something, right? Right?
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PSA for everyone going to protests
June 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
PSA for everyone going to protests
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happy pride. programming note: this year the annoying posts about kink and bisexuals with boyfriends or whatever will be replaced with information on DIY HRT, over secure and preferably encrypted channels. thank you
June 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
happy pride. programming note: this year the annoying posts about kink and bisexuals with boyfriends or whatever will be replaced with information on DIY HRT, over secure and preferably encrypted channels. thank you
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This is so fucking good
May 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
This is so fucking good
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I think about this comic at least once a week
May 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I think about this comic at least once a week
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The Democrats who think Americans are too stupid to understand what oligarchy means could use data like this to try to educate people.
That they just avoid the problem altogether shows it’s not really about comprehension.
That they just avoid the problem altogether shows it’s not really about comprehension.
The 19 richest U.S. households saw a $1 trillion wealth increase in 2024, a rise that exceeds the size of Switzerland’s economy.
These 19 households now control $2.6 trillion in wealth — almost as much wealth as the bottom 50% of American households.
If this isn't an oligarchy, what is?
These 19 households now control $2.6 trillion in wealth — almost as much wealth as the bottom 50% of American households.
If this isn't an oligarchy, what is?
April 29, 2025 at 5:45 AM
The Democrats who think Americans are too stupid to understand what oligarchy means could use data like this to try to educate people.
That they just avoid the problem altogether shows it’s not really about comprehension.
That they just avoid the problem altogether shows it’s not really about comprehension.
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I’m gonna smoke crack fr
On the plus side, the parties when he finally croaks will be fuckin legendary
April 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I’m gonna smoke crack fr
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Democratic Party messaging, 2025
March 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Democratic Party messaging, 2025
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this is a good joke but this also speaks to a truth about 2025 America: the growing, horrible sense among many people that running scams is the only path to basic financial stability
this is, of course, utter poison for human society
this is, of course, utter poison for human society
Feels like I'm leaving money on the table by not doing a scam or swindle of some kind. Would you guys buy a car for $100,000 if I pretended it can drive itself. What about a fake currency
March 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
this is a good joke but this also speaks to a truth about 2025 America: the growing, horrible sense among many people that running scams is the only path to basic financial stability
this is, of course, utter poison for human society
this is, of course, utter poison for human society
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Me, flirting with the genderfluid person at the (otherwise very hetero) dive bar who’s been on some he/him shit lately: “are you from sheboygan, WI? cuz youre the only one here I have to ask if she boy again :)”
February 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Me, flirting with the genderfluid person at the (otherwise very hetero) dive bar who’s been on some he/him shit lately: “are you from sheboygan, WI? cuz youre the only one here I have to ask if she boy again :)”