Qwertz
@qwertz0.bsky.social
Former educator, filmmaker, attorney. Currently in vfx tech. Queer. Burner. Maker. Snowboarder. Raver. Skeets are not legal advice. He/him/his.
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The reactionary centrist logic is simple: if the left does something bad it’s the left’s fault, and if the right does something bad, it’s also the left’s fault for making them do it. It’s a simple formula and once you see it every one of their arguments is the same
January 10, 2026 at 11:24 PM
The reactionary centrist logic is simple: if the left does something bad it’s the left’s fault, and if the right does something bad, it’s also the left’s fault for making them do it. It’s a simple formula and once you see it every one of their arguments is the same
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Fred Flintstone is the only straight cereal mascot. Barney Rubble is bi.
January 10, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Fred Flintstone is the only straight cereal mascot. Barney Rubble is bi.
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colorado call your shitass governor and tell him to get his head out of his shitass
Gov. Polis tells CBS that Tina Peters' sentence is "harsh" and he's considering clemency for her. Peters, sentenced to 9 years on 4 felonies, has never disavowed her role as county clerk to breach her own election system to prove Trump's lie that he won 2020.
www.cbsnews.com/colorado/new...
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January 9, 2026 at 8:14 PM
colorado call your shitass governor and tell him to get his head out of his shitass
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Ken Jennings doing what he does and dropping knowledge in this thread
This kind of thing does point out a real ethical dilemma: block or mute?
January 9, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Ken Jennings doing what he does and dropping knowledge in this thread
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In 2009 Spock anticipated the “what is even the point there is no legal system there is no political system why do anything“ Bluesky people.
January 8, 2026 at 2:52 PM
In 2009 Spock anticipated the “what is even the point there is no legal system there is no political system why do anything“ Bluesky people.
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You have to understand that the only time in their lives these people ever feared personal consequences was September 10-12, 2025.
January 5, 2026 at 1:59 AM
You have to understand that the only time in their lives these people ever feared personal consequences was September 10-12, 2025.
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I TOLD YOU BRO. I FUCKIN WARNED YOU DAWG
January 4, 2026 at 7:45 AM
I TOLD YOU BRO. I FUCKIN WARNED YOU DAWG
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A nuclear-armed U.S. under full totalitarian control is an existential threat to billions of people. To life on this planet.
It's up to us, U.S. citizens living here in the imperial core, to stop it. Nobody is coming to save us. Not the U.N., not the ICJ. It's us or it's nobody.
It's up to us, U.S. citizens living here in the imperial core, to stop it. Nobody is coming to save us. Not the U.N., not the ICJ. It's us or it's nobody.
December 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
A nuclear-armed U.S. under full totalitarian control is an existential threat to billions of people. To life on this planet.
It's up to us, U.S. citizens living here in the imperial core, to stop it. Nobody is coming to save us. Not the U.N., not the ICJ. It's us or it's nobody.
It's up to us, U.S. citizens living here in the imperial core, to stop it. Nobody is coming to save us. Not the U.N., not the ICJ. It's us or it's nobody.
He could drop a nuke on Fifth Ave and Schumer’d write him a strongly worded email asking for a heads up next time.
January 3, 2026 at 7:15 PM
He could drop a nuke on Fifth Ave and Schumer’d write him a strongly worded email asking for a heads up next time.
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Among the many reasons you don’t kidnap a foreign head of state at gunpoint even if you have the capability, is that it sparks consequences you can neither control nor anticipate.
January 3, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Among the many reasons you don’t kidnap a foreign head of state at gunpoint even if you have the capability, is that it sparks consequences you can neither control nor anticipate.
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They gentrified the tinfoil hat
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
They gentrified the tinfoil hat
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FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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![Comic. [Banner: Mathematical Society: 2025 Meeting.] PERSON 1 with bun: Any other new developments from the year to cover before we wrap? PERSON 2: Oh, the teens picked a new funny number. PERSON 3 with short hair: Aww, I’m glad to hear they’re still doing that. PERSON 4 with ponytail: I’ll add it to the list. [List: 23 (skidoo!; 42; 69; 420; 1,337; 58,008; [circled]: 67]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreig43e2u4zzpifhq6fbf2iwplmva2lt5rokfg5uws5dysbe55up6wa@jpeg)
December 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun
December 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun
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On this Christmas Day remember the reason for the season.
December 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
On this Christmas Day remember the reason for the season.
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Guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
December 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
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“Like Prime, but with human beings.”
December 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
“Like Prime, but with human beings.”
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Fine, whatever, this random cat is your new god of the winter solstice
December 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Fine, whatever, this random cat is your new god of the winter solstice
Aah yes, airplane butter. Inexplicably straight from the freezer.
December 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Aah yes, airplane butter. Inexplicably straight from the freezer.
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The Sound of Music is on TV tonight, so we must point you, yet again, to this all-timer by Melinda Taub from our archives.
I Regret to Inform You That My Wedding to Captain Von Trapp Has Been Canceled
Dear friends, family, and Austrian nobility, Captain Von Trapp and I are very sorry to inform you that we no longer plan to wed. We offer our deepe...
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December 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The Sound of Music is on TV tonight, so we must point you, yet again, to this all-timer by Melinda Taub from our archives.