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I’m a virgin who can’t drive.
@markpopham.bsky.social ok listen, I need to hear more about the fm radio (pretty sure this was you!). desperate for a radio in my kitchen and to throw away the smart speaker. are there new ones worth the $ or is yours second-hand?
October 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
@markpopham.bsky.social ok listen, I need to hear more about the fm radio (pretty sure this was you!). desperate for a radio in my kitchen and to throw away the smart speaker. are there new ones worth the $ or is yours second-hand?
This has been the most surprising thing about my spouse getting into biotech. There's so much fascinating research happening, and I'd never know about it otherwise. This is a problem!!
You'd be surprised at what kind of dope ass engineering and research is being done in the world. Unfortunately, we let the nerds in Silicon Valley completely dominate the public conversation about technology and the future.
September 7, 2025 at 4:55 AM
This has been the most surprising thing about my spouse getting into biotech. There's so much fascinating research happening, and I'd never know about it otherwise. This is a problem!!
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BRB ordering immediately
Have you been bewitched by THE BEWITCHING? Then share the love and tell others about this novel of Mexican folklore and New England academia smothered in suspense. Word of mouth is what keeps me going.
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/760756...
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/760756...
July 26, 2025 at 6:06 AM
BRB ordering immediately
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Ask not for whom the bell tolls, brother
July 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Ask not for whom the bell tolls, brother
“Lol what a fun time to log on. Good post about Ozzy! Oh another fun one! Are we having a party? And anoth—wait. NOOOOO”
I’m fuckin sad!!!!
I’m fuckin sad!!!!
July 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
“Lol what a fun time to log on. Good post about Ozzy! Oh another fun one! Are we having a party? And anoth—wait. NOOOOO”
I’m fuckin sad!!!!
I’m fuckin sad!!!!
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the Ozzy news is such a surprise, even knowing he was in poor health. Just felt like one of those guys who would always be around.
July 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
the Ozzy news is such a surprise, even knowing he was in poor health. Just felt like one of those guys who would always be around.
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Guess he couldn’t find a guest
Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless
Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless
SACRAMENTO, CA—Promising his podcast listeners an engaging and enlightening conversation, California Gov. Gavin Newsom reportedly sat down Tuesday with a serial killer who targets the homeless populat...
theonion.com
July 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Guess he couldn’t find a guest
100%. Fuck this guy forever. As a Californian I feel confident in saying, YOU DON'T WANT HIM AROUND, I PROMISE!
I will never, ever vote for Gavin Newsom. Ever, under any circumstances. I don't care if he becomes the Dem nominee, he's still not getting my vote.
On a recent podcast Gavin Newsom tells Shawn Ryan how the Trans sports issue opened the door for him to change his mind on GAC for Trans Youth.
As someone who adored him since 2004 and voted for him 5 times, I can't wait for him to leave office.
There is no way I will be voting for him a 6th time.
As someone who adored him since 2004 and voted for him 5 times, I can't wait for him to leave office.
There is no way I will be voting for him a 6th time.
July 17, 2025 at 4:42 AM
100%. Fuck this guy forever. As a Californian I feel confident in saying, YOU DON'T WANT HIM AROUND, I PROMISE!
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it’s absurd that NYT forced him to delete these skeets, which … convey the factual information that Zohran Mamdani is, in fact, a man of South Asian descent who was born and raised in Africa, and that the pseudonymous source of the hacked material is a white supremacist eugenicist.
July 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
it’s absurd that NYT forced him to delete these skeets, which … convey the factual information that Zohran Mamdani is, in fact, a man of South Asian descent who was born and raised in Africa, and that the pseudonymous source of the hacked material is a white supremacist eugenicist.
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
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At long last, my new standup special Positive Reinforcement is coming out on 6/27 on Blonde Medicine's YouTube page!
I'm so excited for everyone to get to see these jokes! Click "Remind Me" for a notification when it's live: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAvN...
I'm so excited for everyone to get to see these jokes! Click "Remind Me" for a notification when it's live: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAvN...
Comedian Josh Gondelman Sets Premiere Date For New Special ‘Positive Reinforcement’
Josh Gondelman's new comedy special 'Positive Reinforcement' is set to premiere on YouTube later this month and debut in album form in July.
deadline.com
June 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
At long last, my new standup special Positive Reinforcement is coming out on 6/27 on Blonde Medicine's YouTube page!
I'm so excited for everyone to get to see these jokes! Click "Remind Me" for a notification when it's live: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAvN...
I'm so excited for everyone to get to see these jokes! Click "Remind Me" for a notification when it's live: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAvN...
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This Yogi Stress Relief tea does not know what it's up against
May 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
This Yogi Stress Relief tea does not know what it's up against
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This statement about the transphobic Supreme Court ruling by the UK's Crab Museum (yes a museum about crabs) is better than 99% of the statements I've seen on the topic
www.crabmuseum.org/visit
🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
www.crabmuseum.org/visit
🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
April 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
This statement about the transphobic Supreme Court ruling by the UK's Crab Museum (yes a museum about crabs) is better than 99% of the statements I've seen on the topic
www.crabmuseum.org/visit
🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
www.crabmuseum.org/visit
🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
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republicans are disappearing people under the guise of fighting antisemitism and can’t even pretend to give a fuck when a jewish governor’s house gets firebombed on passover
April 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
republicans are disappearing people under the guise of fighting antisemitism and can’t even pretend to give a fuck when a jewish governor’s house gets firebombed on passover
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People will argue that we should be willing to defy the law in the name of justice while also treating criminalized people as disposable. It's incoherent.
April 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
People will argue that we should be willing to defy the law in the name of justice while also treating criminalized people as disposable. It's incoherent.
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Men assess their own capacity to work a factory job with the same accuracy that they assess their chance of beating Serena Williams at tennis.
April 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Men assess their own capacity to work a factory job with the same accuracy that they assess their chance of beating Serena Williams at tennis.
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Happy Trans Day of Visibility
March 31, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Happy Trans Day of Visibility
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Me and all the girls serving 30-year prison sentences for throwing Kraft singles at Cybertrucks
April 1, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Me and all the girls serving 30-year prison sentences for throwing Kraft singles at Cybertrucks
A++++
March 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
A++++
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One of many moments in Omar El Akkad’s new book, “One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This,” that will stop you in your tracks.
March 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
One of many moments in Omar El Akkad’s new book, “One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This,” that will stop you in your tracks.