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Relishious
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Bill Murray calling Chevy Chase, to his face, “Medium talent”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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On December 26, 1862, 38 Dakota men were hanged under orders of Abraham Lincoln, in the largest public mass extinction in US history.

Lakota Nation vs. United States (2022) dir. Jesse Short Bull and Laura Tomaselli, words and narration by Layli Long Soldier from her poem "38"
December 26, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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“you there milf, what time is it?”
December 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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merry christmas, queen 🫶
December 25, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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Jet Set Radio (DC / Smilebit / 2000) - intro
December 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
December 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Diva era was so fucked

Now this is pro wrestling
December 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
October 17, 2024 at 8:43 PM
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O holy night
December 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Hey Now
You're a Boxcar
Full of Children
Solve Crimes
December 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM
It's time.
December 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Told my family I don’t really care what christmas gift they get me as long as it’s Tactical
December 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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look at how little effort it takes for someone on the conservative grievance circuit to destroy a life

millions of college kids have half assed an assignment at the last minute, you eat the F and move on

but the effort to push trans people out of public life will use whatever it can get
Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
December 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Hostage Negotiator: What do we have, cap?

Police Captain: It's another figgy pudding situation.

Hostage Negotiator: Again!?
December 25, 2024 at 3:58 PM
The results of the bison roasts:
December 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Smoking bison chuck and sirloin roast for holiday dinner.
December 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
When you're mommy's pwecious Lil soldier, you get a little Special Combat as a treat.
December 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
December 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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We’ll probably never again see such a casual, celebratory, & memorable gathering of Jim Henson’s family of characters as is found in 1987’s A MUPPET FAMILY CHRISTMAS…
December 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
December 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Family’s mad at me because I called the Christmas decorations “nanaslop”
December 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM