Brother Shit
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Brother Shit
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· Oct 12
Getting fired from the gourmet restaurant for refusing to stop pronouncing "beurre blanc" like "Burbank"
Famous bomb yet beloved cult hit Scott Pilgrim vs The World?
Also, Master and Commander: The Far Side of The World, which my dad wanted to see and then didn't like, and I didn't want to see and then was like "wait this rips"
Also, Master and Commander: The Far Side of The World, which my dad wanted to see and then didn't like, and I didn't want to see and then was like "wait this rips"
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 11, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Famous bomb yet beloved cult hit Scott Pilgrim vs The World?
Also, Master and Commander: The Far Side of The World, which my dad wanted to see and then didn't like, and I didn't want to see and then was like "wait this rips"
Also, Master and Commander: The Far Side of The World, which my dad wanted to see and then didn't like, and I didn't want to see and then was like "wait this rips"
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for sale: baby shoes, never worn, didn't fit, no idea what i was doing, had a mad one in boots on five costas, same day i was arrested for kicking a mime
February 11, 2026 at 5:49 PM
for sale: baby shoes, never worn, didn't fit, no idea what i was doing, had a mad one in boots on five costas, same day i was arrested for kicking a mime
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As i said, they just Look Like This but in service to the grand tradition of You Gonna Get These Jokes:
All-America First Rejects
Good Charlottesville
Blink 1488
Armor for Creep
Dashboard Confrontational
Skeezer
All-America First Rejects
Good Charlottesville
Blink 1488
Armor for Creep
Dashboard Confrontational
Skeezer
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 4:04 PM
As i said, they just Look Like This but in service to the grand tradition of You Gonna Get These Jokes:
All-America First Rejects
Good Charlottesville
Blink 1488
Armor for Creep
Dashboard Confrontational
Skeezer
All-America First Rejects
Good Charlottesville
Blink 1488
Armor for Creep
Dashboard Confrontational
Skeezer
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“fuck ice” chant at AEW obviously great, we love brodie king, but it feels very retro that ppl are like “wow the right even lost the dumb wrestling hicks!!” when every wrestling fan i know is a gay anarchist who fucking hates the government lmao
February 5, 2026 at 2:35 PM
“fuck ice” chant at AEW obviously great, we love brodie king, but it feels very retro that ppl are like “wow the right even lost the dumb wrestling hicks!!” when every wrestling fan i know is a gay anarchist who fucking hates the government lmao
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Childhood was a political project, centuries of activism carving out time and space for young people to grow and learn. It's an unfinished project, and the right wing wants it ended when it's barely even begun.
The Right has spent years trying to push a return to child labor and attacking age of consent laws. I don’t think it’s a coincidence that they’re exposing us to mountains of the most horrendous stuff imaginable while also normalizing it.
So much of what’s happening is the destruction of childhood.
So much of what’s happening is the destruction of childhood.
February 5, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Childhood was a political project, centuries of activism carving out time and space for young people to grow and learn. It's an unfinished project, and the right wing wants it ended when it's barely even begun.
One day Punxsatawney Phil will die, thus igniting a millenia-long religious schism over the true identity of the groundhog's heir
February 2, 2026 at 10:06 PM
One day Punxsatawney Phil will die, thus igniting a millenia-long religious schism over the true identity of the groundhog's heir
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punxsutawney phil (just had visions of pestilence, blood rain, malignant false idols, stillborn livestock): uuuh 6 more weeks of winter
February 2, 2026 at 7:25 PM
punxsutawney phil (just had visions of pestilence, blood rain, malignant false idols, stillborn livestock): uuuh 6 more weeks of winter
The groundhog says we're getting six more weeks of Trump shitting his pants
February 2, 2026 at 6:01 PM
The groundhog says we're getting six more weeks of Trump shitting his pants
Jelly Roll Announces There "One China" After Week of Consideration
The notoriously apolitical Jelly Roll says he plans to speak out about politics "in the next week"
Jelly Roll Says He Plans To Speak Out About Politics Soon
On Sunday night, Jelly Roll became a first-time Grammy winner. The former underground rapper and current inspirational face-tatted country star went three for three in his categories, and he accepted ...
stereogum.com
February 2, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Jelly Roll Announces There "One China" After Week of Consideration
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If you want to scare yourself, eat an entire red dragonfruit, forget that you ate an entire red dragonfruit, then look at your poop the next day!
January 29, 2026 at 9:18 PM
If you want to scare yourself, eat an entire red dragonfruit, forget that you ate an entire red dragonfruit, then look at your poop the next day!
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nintendo is going to drone strike the data center responsible for this
Google’s new world AI model tool let me generate a bunch of Nintendo-inspired games. Including one featuring Link with a paraglider! Gift link: www.theverge.com/news/869726/...
January 29, 2026 at 5:52 PM
nintendo is going to drone strike the data center responsible for this
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Sir, thank you
January 28, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Sir, thank you
We must implement sensible reforms to the Evil Bureau of Evil and Violence!
January 28, 2026 at 3:01 PM
We must implement sensible reforms to the Evil Bureau of Evil and Violence!
JD Vance the type of motherfucker to ally with the Daleks at the start of the serial just to get exterminated at 15m28s in Part Three
January 27, 2026 at 1:03 AM
JD Vance the type of motherfucker to ally with the Daleks at the start of the serial just to get exterminated at 15m28s in Part Three
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younger people have fallen out of love with harry potter because they have anime now. all other political analysis is secondary to this fact
January 26, 2026 at 9:51 PM
younger people have fallen out of love with harry potter because they have anime now. all other political analysis is secondary to this fact
Dracula's biggest mistake was picking the wrong century to go public. If some cursed bloodsucking rich Euro-pervert wanted to buy a bunch of UK real estate now he'd be rolling in it. He'd co-own an F1 team and do speaking gigs at Pepperdine University.
January 26, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Dracula's biggest mistake was picking the wrong century to go public. If some cursed bloodsucking rich Euro-pervert wanted to buy a bunch of UK real estate now he'd be rolling in it. He'd co-own an F1 team and do speaking gigs at Pepperdine University.
In the Cars universe, Waymos are like skinwalkers
January 26, 2026 at 12:44 AM
In the Cars universe, Waymos are like skinwalkers
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BTW when I say abolish ICE, I mean abolish it entirely and replace it with exactly nothing. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. That's it.
January 25, 2026 at 2:32 AM
BTW when I say abolish ICE, I mean abolish it entirely and replace it with exactly nothing. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. That's it.
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Men With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Men With Big Naturals
Bro: when I get there u better not be toot-tooting along on a whimsical contraption
Me: ok
My phantasmagorical ass:
Me: ok
My phantasmagorical ass:
January 21, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Bro: when I get there u better not be toot-tooting along on a whimsical contraption
Me: ok
My phantasmagorical ass:
Me: ok
My phantasmagorical ass:
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Zohran CLAIMS to be a socialist, and yet he keeps doing things that I can only categorise as 'king shit'. INTERESTING.
January 20, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Zohran CLAIMS to be a socialist, and yet he keeps doing things that I can only categorise as 'king shit'. INTERESTING.