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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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scoreboard
January 19, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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I remember peeing.
January 16, 2026 at 5:48 AM
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The unfortunate reality that is that peace prizes lose half their value the minute you drive them off the lot
January 16, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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Dogbert weighing Scott Adams’ heart against a feather
January 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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in 2016 i made an edit of a dilbert comic and scott adams got so mad he blocked me and then blogged about it
January 13, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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When you think of it, psychosis is fake and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper Christian nationalist movement should seek to abolish it.
January 12, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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just flushed a bag of cat litter idc im a renter
January 12, 2026 at 11:11 AM
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i'm being put down tomorrow cuz i bit someone
January 11, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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I need to make $5000 in the next 10 minutes
January 9, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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check out daft punk's new single "get lucky" if you get the chance. sound of the summer.
January 1, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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You can disagree with how Eric Adams ran the City, but you have to admire his integrity and judgment
September 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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December 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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sorry you're ailing, amigo. I hope you at least got the copper clad, hand-hammered Voiding Bucket from William-Sonoma ($199.95) for your barfing needs.
December 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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whenever i watch a football game I always find myself wondering who the winner is going to be
December 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Twinky Winky blew out his ACL freshman year at UConn or he'd be starting for the Pacers.
teletubbies should have hooped instead of worshipping the sun baby cause they tall as hell
December 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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CREED: how are those beards coming lads?
JIM: ive got anime on the portable dvd player
CREED: good, that should increase growth 1.5x
STANLEY: i whipped up a batch of beard medicine
CREED: excellent, chef. ladies, chug that down
PAM: aye aye
CREED: facial hair will protect us from the elements
February 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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not far enough for me. if you dont charge your kids rent your a sucker
Why the fuck is everybody dropping off their kid at school personally like a little chauffeur? Put them on the fucking bus, you're not a fuckin driver. You're not a fucking slave.
December 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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March 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM