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Huge scandal that Minneapolis has been crawling with terrorists this whole time. They've been living among us undercover as poets and nurses. And would've continued to, had it not been for the work of our bravest child kidnappers
January 25, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Huge scandal that Minneapolis has been crawling with terrorists this whole time. They've been living among us undercover as poets and nurses. And would've continued to, had it not been for the work of our bravest child kidnappers
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I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal
January 25, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal
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I'm going to become a right wing podcaster but only about soap. Bar soap is traditional values. Liquid soap is a disgrace. Squirting goo on yourself from a little bottle. Western civilization is at risk because of this
January 23, 2026 at 2:50 PM
I'm going to become a right wing podcaster but only about soap. Bar soap is traditional values. Liquid soap is a disgrace. Squirting goo on yourself from a little bottle. Western civilization is at risk because of this
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Pew Research Institute (2023):
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
January 18, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Pew Research Institute (2023):
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
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Luther Burden is both a wide receiver for the Chicago Bears and a description of Protestantism.
December 29, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Luther Burden is both a wide receiver for the Chicago Bears and a description of Protestantism.
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I know things are hard right now, Packers, and no one likes to be rejected, but this is a chance to become best friends… with yourself.
December 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I know things are hard right now, Packers, and no one likes to be rejected, but this is a chance to become best friends… with yourself.
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really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
really went dark for the sequel
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BREAKING: Bill to release the Moleman Files passes the House 427 - 1. Subterraneous Q. Burrow (R - The Underkingdom) was the only no vote
November 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
BREAKING: Bill to release the Moleman Files passes the House 427 - 1. Subterraneous Q. Burrow (R - The Underkingdom) was the only no vote
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republicans have weaponized patriotism and the flag and loving america etc. for so long, they assume it's their birthright. call me a crazy optimist but I think that stuff can only carry you so far when you're shitting on Americans, sending in troops, and LITERALLY DESTROYING THE WHITE HOUSE.
October 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
republicans have weaponized patriotism and the flag and loving america etc. for so long, they assume it's their birthright. call me a crazy optimist but I think that stuff can only carry you so far when you're shitting on Americans, sending in troops, and LITERALLY DESTROYING THE WHITE HOUSE.
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Fleetwood Mac is a band made up of British and American musicians, yet the one named Lindsay Buckingham is not British.
September 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Fleetwood Mac is a band made up of British and American musicians, yet the one named Lindsay Buckingham is not British.
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If you think the president is a tyrant and you're running for office to oppose him the only platform you can have is "Give us enough votes to impeach and remove this menace." Otherwise what's the point of electing you?
September 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM
If you think the president is a tyrant and you're running for office to oppose him the only platform you can have is "Give us enough votes to impeach and remove this menace." Otherwise what's the point of electing you?
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RFK Jr., driving away with Rudy Guliani tied to the roof of his car
August 31, 2025 at 10:19 PM
RFK Jr., driving away with Rudy Guliani tied to the roof of his car
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I bought a party size bag of Reese's but jokes on them I'm not even having a party
August 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I bought a party size bag of Reese's but jokes on them I'm not even having a party
It’s always Bo Time
August 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
It’s always Bo Time
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Just spoke to George R. R. Martin. He admitted he’s never going to finish Winds of Winter but doesn’t want to let the fans down so he’s letting me take over the writing. We agreed there’s only one way the story can end: with an illegal drag race on the LA river basin
August 16, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Just spoke to George R. R. Martin. He admitted he’s never going to finish Winds of Winter but doesn’t want to let the fans down so he’s letting me take over the writing. We agreed there’s only one way the story can end: with an illegal drag race on the LA river basin
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vegetarians only go to cornivals
August 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
vegetarians only go to cornivals
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the devil went down to georgia. he enjoyed the coca-cola museum. he loved the pizza at Vinne Van Go-Go's in savannah. then the devil went down to south carolina. he might catch a ghost tour in charleson. it's spring break, after all
August 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
the devil went down to georgia. he enjoyed the coca-cola museum. he loved the pizza at Vinne Van Go-Go's in savannah. then the devil went down to south carolina. he might catch a ghost tour in charleson. it's spring break, after all
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Maybe “move fast, break stuff” is a terrible way to actually accomplish anything.
July 10, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Maybe “move fast, break stuff” is a terrible way to actually accomplish anything.
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It’s a terrible bill. It will literally kill people. The most vulnerable among us will suffer as the wealthiest benefit. It’s perverse. I wish there were something I could do. But alas, I am only a U.S. Senator from Alaska whose “no” vote would kill the bill. So I voted yes. You get it.
July 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
It’s a terrible bill. It will literally kill people. The most vulnerable among us will suffer as the wealthiest benefit. It’s perverse. I wish there were something I could do. But alas, I am only a U.S. Senator from Alaska whose “no” vote would kill the bill. So I voted yes. You get it.
Any Cincinnati Reds fans out there?
June 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Any Cincinnati Reds fans out there?
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honestly does seem like the basic dynamic in american politics right now is that a critical number of voters treat Democrats like their (nagging) mom or their (bitch) wife and treat Republicans like the “cool” dad or husband who is at best a deadbeat
June 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
honestly does seem like the basic dynamic in american politics right now is that a critical number of voters treat Democrats like their (nagging) mom or their (bitch) wife and treat Republicans like the “cool” dad or husband who is at best a deadbeat
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June 21, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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Darth Vader being “gracious” and “not fake.” Everything we’ve ever not liked about him is absent in this scene.
April 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Darth Vader being “gracious” and “not fake.” Everything we’ve ever not liked about him is absent in this scene.