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Rob
@robloblaw.bsky.social
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I’ve never paid the piper in my life and I won’t start now
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cooperlund.online
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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helldude.bsky.social
look: say what you will about porno, it's a top 5 thing to jack off to
December 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
robloblaw.bsky.social
Some French guy: “et alors? C'est l'éléphant mécanique.”
premeemohamed.com Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 4d
Okay I know this is a very late entry but: I *loved* the mechanical elephant at Nantes. I shrieked out loud. It was such a moment of like... awe, wonder, delight, and I felt... a very different effect than seeing it on a screen? If that makes any sense?
December 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
blammo! kablooey!
title card from judgment at nuremberg, overlaid in front of the nuremberg stadium the nuremberg stadium's giant swastika getting blown the fuck up real good
December 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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ripcinema.bsky.social
I was woke...
I'm woke right now.
denzel in flight
December 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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skiles.blue
Spirit Halloween meme making fun of techforce.gov the web design: A robot man with a computer monitor head, cut from the website, pasted onto a Spirit branded packaging. The words on the package are partly unreadable in a way that's similar to how the website appears on a mobile phone.
December 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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phileil.bsky.social
Can't say I ever expected to see a "That Font was No Angel" headline. But here we are.
A New York Times headline that reads: "Calibri’s Run-In With Rubio Wasn’t Its First Controversy."
December 11, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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basalthrull.bsky.social
Texte: le calendrier de l’avent interdit Image 1: un pied de biche Image 2: un ensemble de casiers automatiques type « Amazon » situé en extérieur
December 6, 2025 at 7:24 AM
robloblaw.bsky.social
Charlie Kirk is America’s Princess Di
December 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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diplomatofnight.com
Thank you sir
Women are the manager of the home, not a servant for you to say, "Why didn't you do this? Why didn't you do that? Why isn't the house clean?" A woman is like a flower. A flower must be cared for and protected, and she will enrich you with her color, fragrance, and qualities. 7:59 AM • 12/3/25
December 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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screamerjim.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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vulture.com
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
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November 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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kartoonistkelly.bsky.social
Count your blessings.
@theonion.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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thundercrat.bsky.social
I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
WAYS TO SAY N TO WEED 6 1 1 1. Are you kidding me? Grow up! 2. Ganja is for goons, no thanks. 3. Get a job you hippie wastoid. 4. No thanks, I'm a good person. 5. You need to go to jail, hempo. My dad told me better, no way. 7 Grass is crass, also gross! Nol 8 Uhhh... no thanks loser! 9 Get away from me, THC addict. 34. I'll pass on your pot offer. Let me think... No way, never. No. You are trash if you toke. - Back off, bucko. You're bad. . I would rather not, okay? 5. Injecting weed is for dummies. 16. I will never do one toke. 26. I was raised right, I won't light. 27. I'd like to keep my job, thanks. 28. You wish, pot junker! Back off! 29. I'm calling the Coast Guard. 30. No tokes for me. I'm cool. 31. Leave me be, you blunt blazer! 32. No, I'm as clean as a whistle. 33. That's a death "roach." No. • Yeah right, I'm way too smart. 35. Cannabis is crap, you cretin! 36. Pish posh, pot is for the birds! 37. Nope. THC is not for me. 38. Step out of my zone, now. 39. Get off my case, weed stoner. 40. Nuh uh, I respect the police. 41. Lay off, I listen to the law. 17. Absolutely not, I love myself. 18. Get a grip you sativa snorter! 19. Bugger off, you bong addict! 20. I will use my taser on you. 21. What do I look like? A failure? 22. Nah, bongs are wrong. 23. No way! Hemp is horrible! 24. I'd rather not be a cannibal. 42. NOI Blunts are for bad men. 43. I'd rather not die. Tokes kill. 44. No, weeds are for whacking. 45. Marijuana is for morons, ok? 46. Are you serious? Get a life. 47. You're dumb if you do "dank." 48. Stoners are loners. I'm good. 49. Nope! Spliffs are for wimps!
November 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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snuffbait.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
A friend has alerted me to this pressing and very real international incident involving the very sane Candace Owens.
Candace Owens & @RealCandaceO •• • URGENT Two days ago I was contacted by a high-ranking employee of the French Government. After determining this person's position and proximity to the French couple, I have deemed the information they gave me to be credible enough to share publicly in the event that something happens. In short, this person claims that the Macrons have executed upon and paid for my assassination. Yes, you read that correctly. More specifically, that the green light was given to a small team in National Gendamarie Intervention Group. I am told there is one Israeli that is on this assasination squad and the plans were formalized. Again, this person provided concrete proof that they are well placed within the French government apparatus. Further to this point, this person claims that Charlie Kirk's assassin trained with the French legion 13th brigade with multi-state involvement. Journalist Xavier Poussard's life is also at risk. This is deadly serious. The head of state of France apparently wants us both dead and has authorized professional units to carry this out. I ask that every person RETWEET and share this. I do not know who in the American government can be trusted, since this source claims our leaders are aware. But I have more specific information which is definitively verifiable, should they care to reach out to me. To the brave official in France who did this because they were so moved by the evil of Charlie's public execution to risk their own life— May God bless you. Truly. Let all be revealed.
November 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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leastactionhero.bsky.social
what a day
Freidnship ended with MARGE Now ZOHRAN is my best friend meme with Zohran & Trump shaking hands and Marjorie Taylor Greene crossed out
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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shecky.bsky.social
Saruman telling Gandalf, "Your love of the halfling's leaf has clearly slowed your mind." Response post: "never forget when saruman literally told gandalf 'you've been smoking too much weed bro'" Counter-response: "You're smoking too much weed," says the guy who got addicted to manosphere podcasts on his orb and started a fascist militia with a side hobby of deliberate environmental destruction. Started cutting down trees to own the woke elves.
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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nytpitchbot.bsky.social
The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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juniorhoncho.bsky.social
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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fleerultra.bsky.social
we need to bring the hammer down on wealthy and connected elites. it’s been desperately needed for a long time. regardless of party or politics.
pwnallthethings.bsky.social Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · Nov 12
Something the US needs to accept too is that without a large-scale correction imposing consequences on a large number of people, the crisis of governance here will continue indefinitely
November 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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rincewind.run
the biggest lesson from the emails today is that powerful people are so unafraid of consequences for crimes as bad as “raping children” that they will just talk about it openly in emails

the only path to a better society is one where that is no longer true
November 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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samthielman.com
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
Tweet by Joyce Carol Oates: "wherever he goes, he wants to leave"--that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation. QT of @avidreader1000 Wherever he goes, he wants to leave: SA, Canada, ultimately the U.S. in the long run, based on his behavior. This also includes Earth. A continuous disavowal of your home is odd, to say the least. He seems to have no c...
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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goldstein.bsky.social
New Crash out. Mamdani is bad because the literal mafia doesn't like him.
Michael Franzese @MichaelFranzese COSA NOSTRA of my era - 60’s, 70’s, 80’s…. Would NOT be happy with Mamdani as Mayor! Cosa Nostra is not Marxist or socialist. We would have not allowed him to be elected. Agree? Disagree? Weigh in!!
November 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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thetattooedprof.bsky.social
This, in particular, is spectacularly hideous. It's like something you'd see on the wall of a car dealership where they put pictures of their top salespeople every month
The covered walkway along the White House, and there's huge, tacky as fuck faux-gold script that reads "Presidential Walk of Fame" stretching along the wall above the windows. And there's pictures of people arrayed below all along the corridor.
November 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM