Ronan Bleating
@ronanbleating.bsky.social
Stepford Bogan. Personal views. She/her
Ron was short for Ronan all along.
December 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Ron was short for Ronan all along.
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Being honoured for services to Shitposting
December 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Being honoured for services to Shitposting
Because I’m foreign, all of your stories look like this to me. Also, mine would like like this to you.
December 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Because I’m foreign, all of your stories look like this to me. Also, mine would like like this to you.
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Congratulations Paula Radcliffe on your OBE for Services To Having A Massive Runny Shit At The Side Of The Road 👏🏻
December 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Congratulations Paula Radcliffe on your OBE for Services To Having A Massive Runny Shit At The Side Of The Road 👏🏻
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December 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I have the opposite problem to @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social. I have shortbread that are trying to claim a “best before” date in April, but I’ll be damned if they’re seeing January.
December 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I have the opposite problem to @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social. I have shortbread that are trying to claim a “best before” date in April, but I’ll be damned if they’re seeing January.
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Oops. Deleting that. How disappointing. I was a big fan of his go-kart racing, I didn’t know anything about his history of kidnapping princesses.
December 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Oops. Deleting that. How disappointing. I was a big fan of his go-kart racing, I didn’t know anything about his history of kidnapping princesses.
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I take off my blindfold. Before me is a gory tableau of death and destruction, bodies strewn across the landscape. The piñata is unscathed.
June 9, 2023 at 12:41 PM
I take off my blindfold. Before me is a gory tableau of death and destruction, bodies strewn across the landscape. The piñata is unscathed.
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imagine making it to the end of 2025 and still thinking you can make change in this world by scolding people on a niche microblogging website
December 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
imagine making it to the end of 2025 and still thinking you can make change in this world by scolding people on a niche microblogging website
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A sign for the ages...
December 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A sign for the ages...
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4. @ronfleasley.bsky.social new year resolution is to learn how to milk cows on the off chance she’s offered a movie role as a cow milker.
December 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
4. @ronfleasley.bsky.social new year resolution is to learn how to milk cows on the off chance she’s offered a movie role as a cow milker.
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Me: Can I have a go in the hedge now?
Hedgehog: No.
Hedgehog: No.
December 29, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Me: Can I have a go in the hedge now?
Hedgehog: No.
Hedgehog: No.
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wish i was a right wing influencer bc the obvs next move is to say, "folks i talked to a doctor. to see what they had had to say, subscribe to my patreon/substack for $20/ month and buy my 'there's a hole in his hand' merch."
December 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
wish i was a right wing influencer bc the obvs next move is to say, "folks i talked to a doctor. to see what they had had to say, subscribe to my patreon/substack for $20/ month and buy my 'there's a hole in his hand' merch."
We went on a big hike- Dover to Deal.
The White Cliffs? Completed it.
The White Cliffs? Completed it.
Tomorrow is annual “go for a big hike” day to blow away the cobwebs from the festive season. A completely necessary tradition
December 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
We went on a big hike- Dover to Deal.
The White Cliffs? Completed it.
The White Cliffs? Completed it.
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Tomorrow is annual “go for a big hike” day to blow away the cobwebs from the festive season. A completely necessary tradition
December 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Tomorrow is annual “go for a big hike” day to blow away the cobwebs from the festive season. A completely necessary tradition
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❤️❤️❤️HUGE CONGRATS!!!❤️❤️❤️
December 27, 2025 at 11:33 AM
❤️❤️❤️HUGE CONGRATS!!!❤️❤️❤️
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Eadweard Muybridge: Animal Locomotion: An Electro-Photographic Investigation of Consecutive Phases of Animal Movement 1872-1885
July 19, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Eadweard Muybridge: Animal Locomotion: An Electro-Photographic Investigation of Consecutive Phases of Animal Movement 1872-1885
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All end of year "best of" lists that do not include me are invalid.
December 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
All end of year "best of" lists that do not include me are invalid.
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deadass
phantassm
the ghost of christmas assed
phantassm
the ghost of christmas assed
At 61 years old, I had lost volume and wanted my younger body back quickly. Donor fat seemed like the best option.
I Got My BBL From a Cadaver
At 61 years old, I had lost volume and wanted my younger body back quickly. Donor fat seemed like the best option.
www.thecut.com
December 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
deadass
phantassm
the ghost of christmas assed
phantassm
the ghost of christmas assed
You can pry my posed photos for my Christmas cards from my cold, dead hands #AlsoTheWrongAgesOnTheBack
this is demonic. sorry to say but if you do this you should be shipped to a desert island away from the rest of us who still have human souls
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Hot take, but an honest one.
I think Al is going to replace a big part of traditional photography, especially when it comes to fa... See more
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December 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
You can pry my posed photos for my Christmas cards from my cold, dead hands #AlsoTheWrongAgesOnTheBack
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Once bitten and twice shy
I keep my distance
But you still catch my eye
I keep my distance
But you still catch my eye
December 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Once bitten and twice shy
I keep my distance
But you still catch my eye
I keep my distance
But you still catch my eye
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Also. Didn’t Cameron once fuck a pig?
December 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Also. Didn’t Cameron once fuck a pig?