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Ronan Bleating
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Stepford Bogan. Personal views. She/her
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Eurostop more like 😬
#morelike
December 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Ron was short for Ronan all along.
December 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Being honoured for services to Shitposting
December 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Because I’m foreign, all of your stories look like this to me. Also, mine would like like this to you.
December 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Congratulations Paula Radcliffe on your OBE for Services To Having A Massive Runny Shit At The Side Of The Road 👏🏻
December 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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December 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I have the opposite problem to @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social. I have shortbread that are trying to claim a “best before” date in April, but I’ll be damned if they’re seeing January.
December 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Oops. Deleting that. How disappointing. I was a big fan of his go-kart racing, I didn’t know anything about his history of kidnapping princesses.
December 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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I take off my blindfold. Before me is a gory tableau of death and destruction, bodies strewn across the landscape. The piñata is unscathed.
June 9, 2023 at 12:41 PM
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imagine making it to the end of 2025 and still thinking you can make change in this world by scolding people on a niche microblogging website
December 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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when u get a weird reply
December 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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A sign for the ages...
December 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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4. @ronfleasley.bsky.social new year resolution is to learn how to milk cows on the off chance she’s offered a movie role as a cow milker.
December 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Me: Can I have a go in the hedge now?

Hedgehog: No.
December 29, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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wish i was a right wing influencer bc the obvs next move is to say, "folks i talked to a doctor. to see what they had had to say, subscribe to my patreon/substack for $20/ month and buy my 'there's a hole in his hand' merch."
December 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
We went on a big hike- Dover to Deal.

The White Cliffs? Completed it.
Tomorrow is annual “go for a big hike” day to blow away the cobwebs from the festive season. A completely necessary tradition
December 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Morning.
December 27, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Tomorrow is annual “go for a big hike” day to blow away the cobwebs from the festive season. A completely necessary tradition
December 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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❤️❤️❤️HUGE CONGRATS!!!❤️❤️❤️
December 27, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Eadweard Muybridge: Animal Locomotion: An Electro-Photographic Investigation of Consecutive Phases of Animal Movement 1872-1885
July 19, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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All end of year "best of" lists that do not include me are invalid.
December 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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deadass
phantassm
the ghost of christmas assed
December 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
You can pry my posed photos for my Christmas cards from my cold, dead hands #AlsoTheWrongAgesOnTheBack
this is demonic. sorry to say but if you do this you should be shipped to a desert island away from the rest of us who still have human souls
December 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Once bitten and twice shy
I keep my distance
But you still catch my eye
December 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Also. Didn’t Cameron once fuck a pig?
December 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM