Ron Xmas Treesley
@ronfleasley.bsky.social
Stepford Bogan. Personal views. She/her
So … what’s been happening?
December 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
So … what’s been happening?
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I went Sydney once
hopefully that’s made you think
about me
hopefully that’s made you think
about me
December 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I went Sydney once
hopefully that’s made you think
about me
hopefully that’s made you think
about me
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Me, seductively: Excuse me while I slip into something a little more comfortable.
*leaves the room*
*failing to start a wood chipper noises*
*leaves the room*
*failing to start a wood chipper noises*
August 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Me, seductively: Excuse me while I slip into something a little more comfortable.
*leaves the room*
*failing to start a wood chipper noises*
*leaves the room*
*failing to start a wood chipper noises*
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Kinda don't want to work. Kinda just want to fling myself down the stairs.
August 2, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Kinda don't want to work. Kinda just want to fling myself down the stairs.
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live action catbus looking pretty sweet
August 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
live action catbus looking pretty sweet
Advertise your account with a gif
August 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Advertise your account with a gif
When a murderer eventually breaks in to kill me in my sleep, I’ll be listening to a true crime podcast, and it’ll probably be really awkward
July 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
When a murderer eventually breaks in to kill me in my sleep, I’ll be listening to a true crime podcast, and it’ll probably be really awkward
I’m sure it’s full of really well-adjusted dudes
July 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I’m sure it’s full of really well-adjusted dudes
DM notifications going through the roof and I can’t do a damned thing
You’re in his DMs. I can’t access DMs anymore. We are not the same.
July 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
DM notifications going through the roof and I can’t do a damned thing
You’re in his DMs. I can’t access DMs anymore. We are not the same.
July 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
You’re in his DMs. I can’t access DMs anymore. We are not the same.
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10. He had a chest piece tattoo of Jesus on the cross (Done by Uncle Reg who learned the trade as a POW on the war)
After his double bypass the skin didn't quite meet neatly so it looked like our lord and saviour was winking at you
After his double bypass the skin didn't quite meet neatly so it looked like our lord and saviour was winking at you
July 29, 2025 at 11:39 AM
10. He had a chest piece tattoo of Jesus on the cross (Done by Uncle Reg who learned the trade as a POW on the war)
After his double bypass the skin didn't quite meet neatly so it looked like our lord and saviour was winking at you
After his double bypass the skin didn't quite meet neatly so it looked like our lord and saviour was winking at you
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Mr president, can you take your finger out of my ear please?
July 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Mr president, can you take your finger out of my ear please?
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Can’t believe all the time we’ve wasted down the years watching men’s football
July 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Can’t believe all the time we’ve wasted down the years watching men’s football
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I see colin already has sunburn.
July 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I see colin already has sunburn.
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Most of those additional 15 are just made up though, don’t really exist. Pisstakes, in-jokes and lost bets between scientists, mostly.
Buffy is so old there were only 103 named elements, we’re at 118 now.
(Yes I pause every show that has a periodic table to see if its period accurate)
(Yes I pause every show that has a periodic table to see if its period accurate)
July 27, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Most of those additional 15 are just made up though, don’t really exist. Pisstakes, in-jokes and lost bets between scientists, mostly.
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A new venture. I’ve just joined therainbowcollective.co a great queer run company that sells prints of queer artists’ work. Check them out. #gayart #gaythemed #gay #queerart #art #artist #gayartist #portrait #portraitpainter #portraitpainting #painter
July 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A new venture. I’ve just joined therainbowcollective.co a great queer run company that sells prints of queer artists’ work. Check them out. #gayart #gaythemed #gay #queerart #art #artist #gayartist #portrait #portraitpainter #portraitpainting #painter
“I’m not touching you. I’m not touching you. I’m not touching you” cries Gregg
July 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
“I’m not touching you. I’m not touching you. I’m not touching you” cries Gregg
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My unsolicited “I am not a groper,” statement has a lot of people asking questions which have already been answered by my “I am not a groper,” statement.
July 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
My unsolicited “I am not a groper,” statement has a lot of people asking questions which have already been answered by my “I am not a groper,” statement.
If you like pina coladas … I’m drinking an entire pitcher
July 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
If you like pina coladas … I’m drinking an entire pitcher
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When people reply in quote games instead of quoting.
July 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
When people reply in quote games instead of quoting.
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“We haven’t figured that out yet” 💀
(Also please don’t use it as your therapist)
(Also please don’t use it as your therapist)
Your ChatGPT therapy session might not stay private in a lawsuit, says Sam Altman
ChatGPT users laying it all out on the couch could see their chatbot therapy sessions uncovered if OpenAI were hit with a lawsuit, says Sam Altman.
www.businessinsider.com
July 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
“We haven’t figured that out yet” 💀
(Also please don’t use it as your therapist)
(Also please don’t use it as your therapist)
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sure *now* it's just age verification but ffwd two years and they'll have nanobots up your arse beaming your pastry data back to greggs hq 24/7
July 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
sure *now* it's just age verification but ffwd two years and they'll have nanobots up your arse beaming your pastry data back to greggs hq 24/7