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Husband woke up and fixed a kitchen drawer with a drill before he even had coffee. It was stuck and it was bugging him. This unstoppable husband energy.
January 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Husband woke up and fixed a kitchen drawer with a drill before he even had coffee. It was stuck and it was bugging him. This unstoppable husband energy.
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i just saw a commercial saying i could save hundreds on car insurance. well guess what? i can't. you know why? because i don't own a motor vehicle. i've tried to buy car insurance and every time i've been turned away because i don't have a car. and when i see a commercial like that, it stings. a lot
January 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
i just saw a commercial saying i could save hundreds on car insurance. well guess what? i can't. you know why? because i don't own a motor vehicle. i've tried to buy car insurance and every time i've been turned away because i don't have a car. and when i see a commercial like that, it stings. a lot
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every day that I go to bed having not ordered a pizza, I wake up without a pizza and am sad
January 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
every day that I go to bed having not ordered a pizza, I wake up without a pizza and am sad
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I think Beach Therapy is vital today. 🌊 Love you. Mean it.
January 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I think Beach Therapy is vital today. 🌊 Love you. Mean it.
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Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.
January 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.
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Garlic in my cooking and vanilla extract in my baking share one guiding principle: I add them with wild abandon, defying the recipe with a mix of audacity and playful disdain.
January 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Garlic in my cooking and vanilla extract in my baking share one guiding principle: I add them with wild abandon, defying the recipe with a mix of audacity and playful disdain.
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Can you hear the people sing? Singing the song of angry men.
January 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Can you hear the people sing? Singing the song of angry men.
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ME: hit me again. I need another
BARTENDER: okay man but this is weird *boops my nose*
BARTENDER: okay man but this is weird *boops my nose*
December 31, 2024 at 1:46 AM
ME: hit me again. I need another
BARTENDER: okay man but this is weird *boops my nose*
BARTENDER: okay man but this is weird *boops my nose*
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Hi, I’m God.
I support diversity, equity and inclusion.
I do not support uniformity, injustice and segregation.
Hope this helps,
God
I support diversity, equity and inclusion.
I do not support uniformity, injustice and segregation.
Hope this helps,
God
December 31, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Hi, I’m God.
I support diversity, equity and inclusion.
I do not support uniformity, injustice and segregation.
Hope this helps,
God
I support diversity, equity and inclusion.
I do not support uniformity, injustice and segregation.
Hope this helps,
God
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sure it's pretty dumb how Charlie Brown keeps falling for Lucy's football trick but it doesn't really chart compared with the fact that he continues to pay her for psychiatric care
December 30, 2024 at 11:17 PM
sure it's pretty dumb how Charlie Brown keeps falling for Lucy's football trick but it doesn't really chart compared with the fact that he continues to pay her for psychiatric care
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Plans on plans on plans.
December 31, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Plans on plans on plans.
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BREAKING NEWS: multiple sources have confirmed that the person reading this is worthy of love
December 30, 2024 at 7:48 PM
BREAKING NEWS: multiple sources have confirmed that the person reading this is worthy of love
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Lying awake in bed at 1am in order to fit in one last nocturnal existential crisis for 2024
December 31, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Lying awake in bed at 1am in order to fit in one last nocturnal existential crisis for 2024
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i guess if my name was john jacob jinglefuck and i met someone with the same exact name i might write a song about it too
December 31, 2024 at 4:02 AM
i guess if my name was john jacob jinglefuck and i met someone with the same exact name i might write a song about it too
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I didn’t really achieve anything this year
But I’m still breathing, still drawing and still living
But I’m still breathing, still drawing and still living
December 30, 2024 at 7:35 PM
I didn’t really achieve anything this year
But I’m still breathing, still drawing and still living
But I’m still breathing, still drawing and still living
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ME: and the hell, is it fresh?
2025: oh yes, the freshest
2025: oh yes, the freshest
December 30, 2024 at 2:28 PM
ME: and the hell, is it fresh?
2025: oh yes, the freshest
2025: oh yes, the freshest
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just a reminder that your local library has more than just books! many also have dvds, cds, video games, internet hot spots, grindr hookup spots, chupacabras, streaming services, ebooks, audio books, skibidi toilets, gateways to the shadow realm, and so much more! maybe it's time for a visit! ❤️📚❤️📚❤️📚
December 31, 2024 at 3:10 AM
just a reminder that your local library has more than just books! many also have dvds, cds, video games, internet hot spots, grindr hookup spots, chupacabras, streaming services, ebooks, audio books, skibidi toilets, gateways to the shadow realm, and so much more! maybe it's time for a visit! ❤️📚❤️📚❤️📚
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Just burned 2000 calories trying to find the right song for my workout.
December 23, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Just burned 2000 calories trying to find the right song for my workout.
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If Gordon Ramsay was talking shit about my cooking I'd say "forgive me Gor-ton, I'm sorry Gor-ton, oh no Gor-ton." He would be placated but the audience would sense my insubordination.
December 23, 2024 at 7:03 PM
If Gordon Ramsay was talking shit about my cooking I'd say "forgive me Gor-ton, I'm sorry Gor-ton, oh no Gor-ton." He would be placated but the audience would sense my insubordination.
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Only two more sleeps before a visit from the big guy*!
*Nosferatu
*Nosferatu
December 23, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Only two more sleeps before a visit from the big guy*!
*Nosferatu
*Nosferatu
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They call me pizza girl the way I wanna get covered in tomato sauce and various cheeses before u put me in the oven
December 23, 2024 at 6:49 PM
They call me pizza girl the way I wanna get covered in tomato sauce and various cheeses before u put me in the oven
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Please don't call me on my phone. I don't use it for talking to people
December 23, 2024 at 1:11 PM
Please don't call me on my phone. I don't use it for talking to people
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Just flipped thru Netflix.
When did violent abduction/rape/abuse against women become a multi million $ genre?
Can you imagine if we created a genre of movies about women stalking, abducting and raping men...that made hundreds of millions?
FFS use your wallet. Don't buy movies promoting SA!
When did violent abduction/rape/abuse against women become a multi million $ genre?
Can you imagine if we created a genre of movies about women stalking, abducting and raping men...that made hundreds of millions?
FFS use your wallet. Don't buy movies promoting SA!
December 23, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Just flipped thru Netflix.
When did violent abduction/rape/abuse against women become a multi million $ genre?
Can you imagine if we created a genre of movies about women stalking, abducting and raping men...that made hundreds of millions?
FFS use your wallet. Don't buy movies promoting SA!
When did violent abduction/rape/abuse against women become a multi million $ genre?
Can you imagine if we created a genre of movies about women stalking, abducting and raping men...that made hundreds of millions?
FFS use your wallet. Don't buy movies promoting SA!
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just cruising into the holiday season, nothing bad could possibly happen today oh come on
December 23, 2024 at 1:19 PM
just cruising into the holiday season, nothing bad could possibly happen today oh come on