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Wait till you read how he was fucking hired
December 29, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Wait till you read how he was fucking hired
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Famously Sauron is known for never allowing his home to he penetrated by intruders.
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
Sauron, the high-end home security startup for "super premium" customers, plucks a new CEO out of Sonos | TechCrunch
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
techcrunch.com
December 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Famously Sauron is known for never allowing his home to he penetrated by intruders.
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Immigrant-hating Stephen Miller talks about Americans being "first to harness the atom." But the first controlled, self-sustaining nuclear chain reaction was conducted by a team led by Italian immigrant Enrico Fermi, who didn't become a U.S. citizen until a year and a half later.
December 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Immigrant-hating Stephen Miller talks about Americans being "first to harness the atom." But the first controlled, self-sustaining nuclear chain reaction was conducted by a team led by Italian immigrant Enrico Fermi, who didn't become a U.S. citizen until a year and a half later.
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LeMonde said, not on our watch
December 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
LeMonde said, not on our watch
Took me my whole life but I finally figured out that “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” is a simple case of mistaken identity - Mrs Claus broke into this kid’s house because she is insanely jealous
December 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Took me my whole life but I finally figured out that “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” is a simple case of mistaken identity - Mrs Claus broke into this kid’s house because she is insanely jealous
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Confused about life?
Becoming a person with a basket WILL fix you
Becoming a person with a basket WILL fix you
December 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Confused about life?
Becoming a person with a basket WILL fix you
Becoming a person with a basket WILL fix you
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jeremy strong in the springsteen movie looks like they made an oscar bait minions adaptation
December 27, 2025 at 6:50 AM
jeremy strong in the springsteen movie looks like they made an oscar bait minions adaptation
softer than snowflakes
A leaked DoJ memo calls for prosecutors to charge people who film ICE with “domestic terrorism”
They don’t want their atrocities documented.
They don’t want a historical record.
They don’t want the world to know.
That’s why we have to keep filming. Keep speaking out.
They don’t want their atrocities documented.
They don’t want a historical record.
They don’t want the world to know.
That’s why we have to keep filming. Keep speaking out.
Justice Department says filming immigration raids is 'domestic terrorism'
A leaked Justice Department memo directs federal prosecutors to press “domestic terrorism” charges against individuals who record immigration operations.
reason.com
December 27, 2025 at 6:12 AM
softer than snowflakes
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You know they updated the brawny guy? he looks like an asshole now. No fire in the eyes just a fucking chin and no soul
December 27, 2025 at 5:57 AM
You know they updated the brawny guy? he looks like an asshole now. No fire in the eyes just a fucking chin and no soul
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why does the oven say piss…
December 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
why does the oven say piss…
noche buena and good luck
December 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
noche buena and good luck
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He'd be a fool not to lean into it!
Michael Buble was the most-streamed artist on Spotify on Christmas Day (December 25th).
December 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
He'd be a fool not to lean into it!
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look at this crazy jello my mom makes
December 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
look at this crazy jello my mom makes
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Imagine hearing all about how nimble and quick a guy is, and then for the big demonstration, he barely clears a freaking candlestick
December 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Imagine hearing all about how nimble and quick a guy is, and then for the big demonstration, he barely clears a freaking candlestick
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
Outshined by Soundgarden tells the nativity story from the perspective of the Magi, who is “down on my knees” feeling “outshined” by the “power” of “child”, Jesus of Nazareth
December 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Outshined by Soundgarden tells the nativity story from the perspective of the Magi, who is “down on my knees” feeling “outshined” by the “power” of “child”, Jesus of Nazareth
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Merry Christmas to everyone, even the squids and the whales
December 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Merry Christmas to everyone, even the squids and the whales
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Merry Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Merry Christmas
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Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year.
As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
December 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year.
As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
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the uncs were all chopped by the chimney with care
December 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
the uncs were all chopped by the chimney with care
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That is not dead which can eternal lie,
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
December 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
I’m dreaming of a wet Christmas
has anybody done that one yet
has anybody done that one yet
December 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I’m dreaming of a wet Christmas
has anybody done that one yet
has anybody done that one yet
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People on here will post anything. “Scott Calvin got some fits off.”
December 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
People on here will post anything. “Scott Calvin got some fits off.”
every LA County press conference
Chief: <Chicago or Boston accent> Next I’d like to pass things over to <Pauly Shore>.
<Pauly Shore>: what’s up buddy
Chief: <Chicago or Boston accent> Next I’d like to pass things over to <Pauly Shore>.
<Pauly Shore>: what’s up buddy
December 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
every LA County press conference
Chief: <Chicago or Boston accent> Next I’d like to pass things over to <Pauly Shore>.
<Pauly Shore>: what’s up buddy
Chief: <Chicago or Boston accent> Next I’d like to pass things over to <Pauly Shore>.
<Pauly Shore>: what’s up buddy
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5