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Shout out to these women❤️

We "fucking bitches" wont stop fighting fascists.
January 12, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
Hacktivist deletes white supremacist websites live on stage during hacker conference | TechCrunch
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
techcrunch.com
January 5, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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I'm doing Cry January again this year
January 2, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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Surprise! It’s two thousand 2016s in a B-1 bomber.
What if 2026 turns out to be two 2025s in a trench coat
January 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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mashing skip button
ok i’m tired of this year already. next
January 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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An absolutely magnificent Freudian slip! 🤌🏼
December 21, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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It's like watching a condom full of walnuts getting battered by a truck.
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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Pope Leo I have the solution for you and it’s to call Whoopi Goldberg and make the third one and pay these adorable old ladies for the rights to their story, I know you saw the other two, I know you watch movies
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 25d
The three octogenarian nuns broke out of a nursing home to go back to live in their convent, sparking a dispute with their church superior. Both sides have appealed to the Vatican for a resolution.
Austrian nuns await word from the Vatican on whether they can stay in their convent
The three octogenarian nuns broke out of a nursing home to go back to live in their convent, sparking a dispute with their church superior. Both sides have appealed to the Vatican for a resolution.
n.pr
December 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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The Vanity Fair photographer from the Susie Wiles story.

Holy. Shit.

www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
December 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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i don't care how it happens. i hope it's funny, but more importantly, for the good of the world, i hope it's soon
December 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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James Acaster getting his 'food hell' on Saturday Kitchen –  late contender for TV moment of the year
December 6, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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Actually I could watch THIS all night
December 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre"

www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...
November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Yes, because Badenoch’s was a criminal offence carrying a custodial sentence, whereas Reeves’ was not.
October 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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CROCKETT: When I say that you are the least qualified FBI director in the history of the FBI, that is real, because you are the only one that never even served with the FBI

PATEL: That's false

CROCKETT: I didn't ask you a question
September 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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THEY'RE CALLED GROYPERS COOP. A GAGGLE OF YOUNG MEN ONLINE WHO CAN'T DELINEATE BETWEEN VIOLENCE AND ENTERTAINMENT. DARNDEST THING. ONE OF THEIR SHELL CASINGS TURNED THREE OF OUR BEST AGENTS GAY.
September 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Mandelson sacked. Yum yum.
September 11, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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The White House aides currently running around panicking like that Succession episode when Logan had lost his mind and they had to get him on stage for the shareholders. Vance helping him piss etc.
September 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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did you fall from heaven? because you look like you're probably at war with god
August 17, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Trump on roof

(h/t @helenkennedy.bsky.social)
August 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Thought y’all needed to know that Grok has pencilled in civil war in Britain for a week on Tuesday
July 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Note that this is the Sun, who until a few years ago were happy to put topless 16 year old girls on Page 3.
July 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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What a way to go out
July 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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People wonder why the BBC only showed Live Aid on BBC2, but what nobody remembers now is that there was an all-day concert on BBC1 raising money to make the famine much worse, for balance.
July 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM