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Tight cannon
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Rock & Roll Hall of Famer @flavorflav.bsky.social announces Public Enemy’s new song “She Got Game” in honor of Nat’l Girls & Women in Sports Day! The song, which drops tomorrow & features LSU hooper @flaujae.bsky.social, will benefit @womenssportsfdn.bsky.social.

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February 3, 2026 at 10:13 PM
The stars that play with laughing Sam's dice
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.

Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?

Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 AM
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This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.
January 28, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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Credit where credits due, only 11% of FIFA presidents have ever given a peace prize to a war criminal and I think that's pretty good going for an organisation as ludicrously corrupt as FIFA.
January 28, 2026 at 9:55 AM
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I almost appreciate how Trump has exposed how vacant every single high profile conservative belief was: free speech, states’ rights, letting the market decide, NATO, the right to bear arms, democracy, all of it. It’s been an empty, malicious political project for decades and decades now
Folks have been noting the creepiness of this NRA statement on the Minneapolis murder that DOESN'T affirm Alex Pretti's right to have a gun at a protest, instead blaming "radical progressive politicians lie Tim Walz" who have "incited violence against law enforcement officers" for his death....
January 25, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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(an unmatched left parentheses creates an unresolved tension that will stay with you all day
January 25, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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When you see another boy with a Nobel prize
January 22, 2026 at 3:53 AM
These dangerous morons
January 20, 2026 at 7:16 AM
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1️⃣ He didn't say that.
2️⃣ He said it, but you misunderstood him.
3️⃣ He said what you understood, but he was just trolling.
4️⃣ He was serious but he's just negotiating, not going to do it.
5️⃣ He's going to do it for grand strategy reasons I've invented.
6️⃣ Look what you liberals made him do.
January 19, 2026 at 10:34 AM
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Dr. Shure said: “The results of our study were unsurprising. The worst way to engage with ‘smart casual’ is to point out to your hosts that that is not only oxymoronic, but also just plain moronic.
Dress code can’t confuse you if you just stay home, study finds
Confusing dress codes only cease to be confusing once you give up and decide not to go, according to recent research. Dr. Krista Shure aimed to find a way for autistic people to interpret any event…
thedailytism.com
January 17, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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2024: can Europe defend itself ALONGSIDE America?

2025: can Europe defend itself WITHOUT America?

2026: can Europe defend itself AGAINST America?
January 18, 2026 at 10:12 AM
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"And what would YOU bring to Reform, Mr Jenrick?"

"Glad you asked, Nigel. My special skill is being outmanoevred by Kemi Badenoch. Twice."
January 15, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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I feel obliged to share this masterpiece from my brother:
January 14, 2026 at 11:17 AM
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Unfortunately, most of my political beliefs come from a deep-seeded desire for humanity to thrive and people to be allowed to exist that I primarily inherited from a seemingly popular deity I no longer believe in
January 10, 2026 at 1:40 PM
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It’s not just vibes and anecdotes, the Jan 6 pardon recipients really do have a statistically insane number of pedophiles.
January 8, 2026 at 6:25 AM
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October 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Sat about ten yards away from the princess of Wales (current) at my kid's swim meet. She clapped at all the right times
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Goodness me, it’s like someone rewrote The Twelve Days of Christmas with sex pests www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Russell Brand charged with new rape and sexual assault offences
Russell Brand will appear in court on 20 January 2026 over the new charges.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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the only sensible use-case for ai involves closed, quality-controlled datasets, and the fact that literally every ai company wants to scrape every word, image, sound and film in history really proves that they don't understand their own tech
December 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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As a mother who exclusively breastfed four babies into toddlerhood- fuck these idiots. Their entire personalities have become shaming mothers. Take your Tylenol, vaccinate, feed your baby, and sleep well at night knowing you didn't take parenting advice from ignorant misogynists.
December 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Self-declared Free Speech Capital of the World Deeply Concerned about European Censorship proposes pre-screening tweets for wrongthink as part of the ESTA application process.

Cool. Cool cool cool.
This is INSANE www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/t...

and these are our closest allies!
December 10, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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Being a British parent is so weird bc you're actually worried about paying the sky high rent/mortgage & getting GP appointments but the entire press keeps telling you you're worried there's a trans person or immigrant nearby & the vat on Eton means there'll only be two skiing holidays this year
December 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM